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Nezha, what else?

Nezha's famous saying

1. Nezha: "Fuck it! My life is up to me, not the sky! Whether it is a demon or a fairy, I decide for myself! "

If fate is unfair, fight to the end.

Life is full of tears, and the more you toss it, the worse it will be. Tired after death, it is better to lie in bed and fall asleep.

4. Nezha: "You are my only friend!" Ao Bing: "You are also my only friend."

5. Dragon King: "All the dragons gave you the hardest dragon forest."

6. Nezha: "Three years is a little short, but I also had a good time. Today is my birthday party, so don't cry! My own life is my own, and I don't bother others. "

7. Nezha: "Are you stupid enough to take a life for nothing?" Ao Bing: "You are not stupid, who will be your friend!" " "

8. Taiyi Zhenren: "I don't know if people can change their destiny. I only know that it is Nezha's life not to accept his fate. "

9. Shen: "prejudice in people's hearts is like a mountain, and you can't move it no matter how hard you try."

10. I am a little monster. I am carefree and free. I kill people without blinking. I eat seven or eight. Take a shit and go to the toilet after dinner. I found there was no paper.

1 1. Xiaoyun Yun: "Who is Nezha?" Excavate: "He is my son.

12. Li Jing: "Dad has always been very strict with you. I know you are angry. Don't care what other people think. Who you are is just what you say. " Nezha: "Other people's opinions are bullshit. Only you say who you are. This is what dad taught me. "