How to make girls happy? Tell a few cold jokes. ! !

Wendell laughed. "That's good. Just leave the rest to me. "

riddle 1, how did Lin Daiyu die? Master's answer: I fell to death! Because: "Sister Lin fell from the sky" ... Riddle 2, a cold joke. Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Cai who was locked up in prison for one night. What happened afterwards? Master's answer: rotten. Riddle 3: Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? Master's answer: Because it's too tiring to walk there! Riddle 4: Why do foxes often wrestle? Master's answer: Because foxes are cunning (their feet are slippery). Riddle 5: What line do monkeys dislike the most? Master's answer: parallel lines, because parallel lines don't intersect (bananas)! Riddle 6: If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? Master's answer: "If"! ! ! Riddle 7: The teacher randomly checks the text back in class. Piglets, puppies and kittens all raise their hands. Who will the teacher call? Master's answer: puppy-because Wangwang Xianbei (Wang Wang first backs)! Riddle 8, What color is celery dung? Master's answer: yellow, Qin Shihuang (Qin Shi Huang)! Riddle 9, the only difference between you and Superman? Master's answer: You wear underwear inside ... Riddle 1. When you boast about your own strengths to others, what else will others know about you? Master's answer: I know you are not dumb ...

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