Joke phrase

1, I had a dream about you, and I was very sad. You are eating shit. I tried to persuade you, but you wouldn't listen and hit me.

2. It turns out that Swallow became a director, Wei Zi became a director, Mei became a director, Jinsuo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an expression pack.

3. I still remember that two years ago, a new netizen said that he would not change his QQ password. She told me everything about the secret protection and asked me to change it. I didn't expect a stranger to trust me so much. No matter how busy I am, I must help her. After I helped her change it three or two times, I don't know why it didn't go online after that.

When we were young, our teacher asked us what your ideal was. I remember what I said about ideals. When I grow up and get rich, I will buy a hundred bottles of AD high-calcium milk, pour it into a vat and drink it with a spoon. At that time, I was still wondering why the teacher was holding the podium and covering her stomach.

5. the Monkey King's suitcase is in the front, and Tang Priest is driving a BMW in the back.

6. Mountains don't pile up, trains don't push, enthusiasm doesn't rush, cowhide doesn't blow.

7. At the moment you leave the examination room, tell yourself that there is nothing wrong and you are determined to attend.