Bat story joke

? The bat fell to the ground and was taken away by the weasel. He begged for mercy. The weasel said he would never let him go. He hates birds by nature. The bat said he was a mouse, not a bird, so he let him go. Later, the bat fell again and was caught by another weasel. He begged again and again not to eat him. The weasel says he hates all mice. The bat changed his mind and said that he was a bird, not a mouse, and was released again. In this way, the bat changed its name twice and finally survived.

This story shows that we must improvise to avoid danger.