Domineering couple connotation jokes

The connotation of domineering couple: I was caught in a rainstorm on the road. Fortunately, my gentle and considerate wife gave me hot water when I came home, and also added mushrooms, medlar and red dates by the way.

The connotation of domineering couples (1) 1. One day after dinner, I told my husband that Wang Sicong was my husband, and then I praised his looks, talents and courage. My husband sat there without saying a word. At the end of the meal, he gave me a cold look and asked, have you finished eating?

I was shocked and thought it was over. I was angry and ready to apologize. He said faintly: Did you praise my husband casually?

My daughter-in-law's mobile phone is on the table when there is no electricity. I filled it up and put it on the windowsill. My daughter-in-law found that her mobile phone was fully charged and told me excitedly that her mobile phone could be charged with solar energy?

3. The wife scolded her husband with tears: I told you two weeks ago that you don't have to buy anything for me on my birthday. But you still don't remember my birthday! ?

As the saying goes, if you want to catch a man's heart, you must first catch a man's stomach. My wife is good at grabbing a man's stomach. I feel sick at the sight of her.

My wife saw that I smoked heavily and was addicted. I regret it. I smoked and she slapped me.

The connotation of domineering couple (2) 1, a woman complained to her intimate:? My husband's birthday is coming. I really don't know what to buy him. He has everything I need?

2. Lying in bed at night, ask your daughter-in-law: Should a man put his career first or his family first? ?

My daughter-in-law was silent, and then I remembered the classic sentence:? I can't hold you when I carry bricks, and I can't hold you when I hold you. ?

Then the daughter-in-law came:? You can carry bricks behind my back! ?

3. Sleeping in bed at night My wife asked: Do you still love me after so many years of marriage?

Me: Love

Wife: How much?

Me: Very much.

Wife: I love you very much.

Me: I like it very much, very much.

Wife: I love you very much. I love you very much.

Me: love, love, love.

Wife: Love, love, what is love?

Me:. . . . . .

Wife: Go to sleep if you can't say it. . .

Before the article was derailed, whenever my wife saw an article on TV or in the newspaper, she said to me: You read other people's articles, your career is good, and you love your wife. Go away, I don't want to see you.

Now, she said, you men don't have a good thing. Go away. I don't want to see you.

The connotation of domineering couples (3) 1 One day, my husband came back drunk after going out for entertainment, and his wife helped him to rest in bed and massaged his shoulders. My husband woke up and said, well done, miss. Where is her hometown?

My husband woke up the next day and found himself lying on the floor of the living room.

2. wife:? Why is the seventh anniversary of marriage called a bronze wedding?

Husband:? The seven-year itch, like bronze, is carefully cared for and as bright as new. If you ignore it, it will turn green. ?

One day I said to my wife: If you are not nice to me, I will be gay. ?

The wife said calmly:? Stop joking. I'll give you two minutes to stop you from getting hemorrhoids. What are you doing? ?

She is sitting on the bus, and wants the person next to her to help deliver the money to the coin box.

A woman is standing by. What should I call her? what's up What about you? Or? What about you? And then what?

She thought about it and immediately summed it up: the next stop is the terminal, which means she and I got off at the same station, which is near my home.

She has a bottle of red wine in her hand, which means she is going on a date with a man.

This wine looks expensive, which means she should meet a handsome guy.

Near us, there live two handsome men, my husband and my lover.

She can't meet my lover, because I'm going to meet my lover now.

In other words, she went to see my husband.

My husband has two lovers: Xiao Jia and Xiao Li. Now Xiao Jia is on a business trip.

? Xiao Li, please help me put the money into the coin box. ?

The woman was shocked. . . How do you know about me! ! ! ?

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