Who has a classic joke? file

An old man went to buy tomatoes and chose three. The stall owner weighed it, one and a half kilos, three dollars and seventy cents. Grandpa said, "just make a soup, you don't need so much." After that, I took off the biggest tomato. The peddler quickly took another look at the scale. "221 jins, three pieces. Just when I couldn't see the past and wanted to remind my uncle to pay attention to the scale of the stall owner, he calmly took out 70 cents, picked up the big tomato he had just taken, and turned away.

On the cliff, a little mouse waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her looked down at it and said anxiously, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours!

Journey to the west: it is difficult to become a Buddha because of poor birth. A dream of red mansions: it is difficult to get married if you come from a bad family. Outlaws of the Marsh: It's difficult to be an official because of a bad background. Romance of the Three Kingdoms: Born in a bad family, it is difficult to start a business!

A woman caught her right index finger while riding a bus. She wants to sue and claim 6.5438+0 million from the car company. The lawyer said to her, "I'm afraid a finger can't claim that much." The woman growled, "My fingers are used to command my husband."

A child asked a rich man, sir, why are you so rich? The rich man said: I had nothing like you when I was a child. My father gave me an apple, so I sold it, bought two more apples with the money I earned, and then sold it to buy four more apples. The child said thoughtfully, sir, I seem to understand. Mr. millionaire said, you know your sister. Later, when my father died, I inherited all his inheritance.

10 to 12 women who don't sleep are shameless; If you don't go to bed until 4 am, you will die soon. Do you often live a shameless and desperate life?

There is a kind of collapse called password input error, a kind of panic called account login in different places, and a kind of invisible feeling called seeing! There is a misunderstanding called man-machine offline. One loss is that you have no authority. . .

Apple is Jay Chou, hated but really talented. Blackberry is Eason Chan. It goes its own way. Nokia is Andy Lau, with no obvious shortcomings, and has been working hard. Motorola is Huang Qiusheng, with classic movies, but always bad movies. Samsung is Wu Zhenyu, and its products are a bit evil. Siemens is a legend in Leslie Cheung, but it is over. HTC is Aaron Kwok, always trying to prove itself, but it's the same every time.