Little humorous jokes for children

Laughter is an expression of a person’s peaceful mind and kindness. At the same time, it is also a time when endorphin secretions in the body increase. Good and evil are human psychological effects and the result of animal evolution. Smile, show a happy expression, and make a joyful sound. Below are a few children's jokes compiled by me, I hope you all like them!

Children's humorous jokes

Children's jokes: teaching literacy

A rich man asks I hired a teacher to teach my son how to read. On the first day, the teacher taught me how to write "one, two, three". The word "one" is "one", the word "two" is "two", and the word "three" is "three". When the rich man's son thought about it, he realized the original character. It was so simple. He just told the rich man that he had learned to write. The rich man was very happy, so he gave him a test and asked him to write a hundred characters. He then picked up the pen and wrote for a long time before he finished it. He showed it to the rich man. He fainted from anger on the spot. It turned out that he had drawn 100 horizontal lines on the paper.

Children’s Jokes: Rope Skipping

Last night I saw a child skipping rope on the side of the road, counting and counting until he was out of breath. I stepped forward and asked him: "Children, how many dances did you have?" He said: "There are 250." ?I said yes, it’s great, and left. After taking two steps, I heard him continue counting: ?260, 270, 280!?

Today’s kids are crazy

In the morning , I went to my sister's house. My sister was looking in the mirror and asked her five-year-old niece: "Is mom beautiful?" The niece said loudly: "Beautiful! Mom is so beautiful!" After a while, she saw her mother going to the kitchen and said to me: ?Uncle, your sister is so stinky, so fat, and yet so beautiful?

Who did you learn this from at such a young age?

Children’s joke: sharing watermelon

Dad bought a cantaloupe, and his son called two friends to share the melon. One said: "I want one-half." ?Another said: ?I want a third. ?

The son finally said: ?My father bought this melon, I will eat more, I want one percent!?

Children's jokes: new things

When his son Qiqi came home from school, his father asked: Tell me, is there anything new?

It’s terrible, you failed two exams?, the son replied. The father sighed, "Oh, this is nothing new.

A little joke for children: shaving.

When my daughter saw her father shaving every day, she curiously asked: Why does your beard change every day? Shave it?

Dad said: This beard is like a leek, it will grow if you don’t shave it for a day. The daughter said seriously: Just dig out the roots of the beard.

Children’s Little Jokes: Applying Lipstick

The daughter saw her mother applying lipstick and asked: Mom, why are you applying lipstick?

After hearing this, the mother said: ?She looks pretty with lipstick!?

After hearing this, the daughter thought for a while and said: ?Dad is so ugly, why don’t you put some on him?

Children’s joke: Fireflies

Two Scottish immigrants who had just arrived in New York spent the night in a hotel. They were very annoyed by mosquitoes throughout the night. The last one said: "Sandy, cover your head with the quilt, so the mosquitoes can't bite us." After a while, Sandy stretched out her head to breathe in the fresh air. At this time, he saw fireflies that he had never seen before, so he shouted: "Oh God, it's useless to cover your head. Mosquitoes are looking for us with lanterns." . ?