Ask three jokes.

The girl who has been playing with me suddenly texted me,

"I am naked now, come to my house."

I rushed to her house in high spirits.

Knocking at the door, I saw her holding a handsome boy's hand.

Say sweetly, "I'm finally naked, come on,

Introduce my boyfriend to you.

There are still many good people in the world! !

I went out to take the bus today. The bus came and there was no change in my pocket. When I was at my wit's end, a beggar stood in front of me, held out his money jar to me and shook the change inside. I shook my head, but he insisted on reaching out and shaking the jar again! In an instant, my eyes were moist. I nodded to him, took a dollar from it and got on the bus that started slowly. Standing in the car, I watched what he was shouting when he was chasing the car outside. I can't control it anymore. I slammed the window and shouted, "thank you, big brother." One dollar is enough. This is not an air-conditioned car. " After that, I closed the window and couldn't calm down for a long time! ! All kinds of jokes are in 3w 1 1 com.

An old farmer drove a donkey into the city, and the donkey ran a red light and was fined 10 yuan. The old farmer drank the donkey: "You think you are a military vehicle! The red light dares to rush. " After a few steps, the donkey knocked down another fruit stall to compensate 20 yuan. The old farmer is even more angry: "You think you are an industrial and commercial administrator, and you can lift whoever you want." . The old farmer led the donkey home and passed a meadow. The donkey chewed the grass and was punished in 30 yuan. The old farmer was so angry that he scolded, "Do you think you are an inspection team going to the countryside?" . After the old farmer scolded him, he took the donkey to the river to drink water, but the donkey was stubborn and refused to drink. The old farmer was angry: "You think you are on earth, and you won't drink without a young lady." The donkey turned around and ran away, and a fishing net was dried on the shore. Fishermen claim compensation from 500 yuan. The old farmer's eyes filled with tears: "Do you think this is China Telecom? Does it cost so much to surf the Internet? " The donkey turned and kicked the old farmer. The old farmer scolded helplessly: "Do you think you are a group owner? Kick whoever you want. " The donkey was very angry. He ignored the old farmer and became very silent. The old farmer said, "Yes, you think this is a QQ group, so you can stop talking all day." The old farmer nagged the donkey all the way and passed a cliff. The donkey couldn't stand the nagging and jumped down. The old farmer cried sadly: "You think this is Foxconn, you can jump if you want!" "