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There are three mosquitoes showing their flying skills. We farted for a long time, quarreled for a long time, and couldn't tell the outcome, so we decided to "show off" each other.
When the British mosquito attacked for the first time, it flew to a frog and circled it several times. When it came back, it saw the frog's tongue tied a slipknot, and it proudly said, I'll tell you! Before I get old.
Home, if you don't have this ability, it will be finished soon!
American mosquito sneered twice: Hum! Carving worms, not to mention! ! So he flew to the two frogs and ran back and forth between them several times. When he came back, the tongues of two frogs formed a fast knot. He said, humph! In my hometown, you have to live like this!
China Mosquito replied disdainfully: Just kidding! In our hometown, we have never seen such poor technology! British and American mosquitoes said unconvinced, like this! ? How capable do you think you are?
As a result, mosquitoes in China flew to a group of frogs and shuttled through them several times. When they came back, they saw the frog's tongue pulled together and became a' Chinese knot'.
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