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What is the Hebei Handan Judicial Police School like? Are the people there friendly? What profession is good to study? How's the distribution? urgent!

I graduated from that school. The following article was written when I was in school.

When I swaggered out of the school gate again, I couldn't help but feel disdain for the school's so-called strict discipline. Let’s talk about my school – a typical school that is quite a bitch and wants to build a memorial arch. Such a bad school produces countless social scum year after year (excluding those good students - too few). And every year, thousands of people are deceived by the name of this school. As a result, they all become quasi-hooligans - or social scum (at least you can smoke, drink and tell dirty jokes).

What about the party tonight? It was said to be a farewell party for us graduates, but it was better to say it was to celebrate that me and the old students were finally gone - because we no longer wanted to be threatened by Captain Caoji. And called the parents. Otherwise, our junior students will all imitate us.

What a pure boy I was when I first came to school - at least I didn’t smoke or drink. Now I still don't know how to smoke - but I have chronic bronchitis, thanks to the five smokers in my dormitory (there are 8 people in our dormitory) and the school's very closed layout (which can probably withstand poisonous gas attacks).

Our school’s disguise work is very good. When we first arrived, we were in the main school. Our first impression was that it was really big. The library was so big (later we found out that there was only one classroom for books). Then it was a scam - we were at the main school when we registered, and then after we added our major to the certificate, we were notified to live in South School for one year (it felt like we had signed a contract of betrayal).

A big change in my thinking

When I arrived at the police academy, I saw many students with good conditions. Human beings are very strange creatures. They always like to live better than others. It's better, so the psychology will naturally be very unbalanced. Although I repeatedly reminded myself that I am a student and did read a lot of books to anesthetize myself. But this is also a case of setting the standard but not the root cause. I always feel like I'm inferior to others, even though I'm very restrained - for example, I feel like I'm so angry that I don't dare to get angry in a fight, and I always try not to cause trouble, because if a fight breaks out, I don't want the adults in the family to know about it, although the adults can Spend some money to settle it, but why should adults go to such trouble? Maybe my own courage is really much smaller.

It would be rubbish to say that I am still like this now. After all, human beings are advanced creatures that are constantly learning. I watched a movie last year called (Enemy of the People). It was a Korean movie. The plot in it was not very good? But something the protagonist said suddenly made me realize. He said: "Everyone is racing. The difference is that our starting points are different, but this does not mean that the distance between us remains unchanged, because I keep running, Run hard until you surpass anyone and reach the finish line first. "I am greatly affected by this sentence, because I always complained about my low starting line, but this is only temporary, as long as I keep working hard. , I can succeed.

I have a date with poker

When we arrived at the main campus, because the management was not as strict as in the south campus, everyone felt very relaxed. From groups staying up all night and in the entire corridor It can be seen that people are concentrating on playing poker.

When I first came here, I was quite resistant to poker. I felt that I was not old enough to play poker every day like old men and wives, so I watched the brothers When I was playing poker, I felt like a good student, but as time went by, I found that I no longer had the same language as everyone else. Everyone was talking about playing Landlord or leveling up, and I felt like I was dragging them down. So I also Let’s start playing.

Having said that, poker is really attractive. When I was playing poker, I was looking for any available time to play Landlords. Although the level was not good, the atmosphere was the same. .I come back from morning exercises and play without breakfast. I come back from school at noon to buy food and eat and play at the same time. I play in the afternoon after school until I go to evening self-study. After self-study in the evening, I go to the canteen to eat something and go back to play. After turning off the lights, I go to the bathroom and turn on the lights and continue playing~~~ ~~~~~~To be honest, during that time, I saw the students in our school wearing hats and doing morning exercises like a group of old kings on playing cards. ~~~

After a while, I found that I couldn’t play anymore. It was when I was playing cards, betting and drinking water. After I drank N bottles of water, I found that the three of us were almost the same. At that moment, my mind seemed to spin, what would be the consequences if I kept doing this? If you are not a professional player, why are you so focused? no need. The most important thing is that I swear I will never bet or drink water again. But I hope that in N years, I will play poker with my wife under the sunset and have fun, because I have a date with poker.

The senior brothers and sisters of the school must still have fresh memories of the summer of the school. The girls’ dormitory and the two boys’ dormitories opposite the girls’ dormitory and the first and second floors of the boys’ dormitory opposite the girls’ dormitory. I don’t know how you are doing, but I need to tell you how our brothers on the 3.4th floor opposite the girls’ dormitory are doing, because our brothers on the 3.4th floor are very careless and like this school very much in the summer. In summer (girls dormitories don’t turn off the lights at night and are watched by boys. We are not voyeurs. We usually watch a dozen of us together).

It sounds very sexy to be opposite the girls’ dormitory. Think about it, On a sultry summer night, no matter you are a beautiful girl or an ugly girl, you have to open the window to cool down. Of course, the curtains cannot be closed, so after being depressed for a day, the boys ran to the dormitory on the shady side after school (outside the window on the sunny side are railways and crop fields. Speaking of railways, I want to scold the man who drives the train. It’s okay to drive the train in the middle of the night, but you have to blow the whistle twice. Damn it!! Take advantage of the fact that the sound of your horn is low)

Then we turned off the lights (so we could see them,

But they couldn't see that there were countless pairs of eyes on the opposite side carefully searching for every target). I remember the most erotic time was in @#$ dormitory (regarding privacy, mosaic processing), there was a girl with a great figure who didn't draw the curtains. She took off her clothes and dragged her down to only three pieces of clothing, which were still black, so forget it. Instead, she danced so hard on her upper bunk that it made us nosebleed! Later, a girl in their dormitory was so nice I found that there was a group of green eyes looking at them across from them, and then I panicked and closed the curtains. Before I closed them, I shouted a national curse at our building, which was considered to be a wake-up call!!!

Of course, our brothers on the 3rd and 4th floors are also in trouble!! Because the floors are high and there are many water pipes on the 1.2 floors, the water cannot go up. We have to wait until the brothers on the 1.2 floors use up before we can have water on the 3.4 floors. At first We can still wait until people come to the water at 11 o'clock or 11:30 in the evening before we wash up, but every day we get up at 6 o'clock to run, and after running, we eat and wash at the same time. They sleep several hours more than us every day, and finally we have We stopped washing for one day. It was better to sleep. I remember that someone came back to Dashan and asked us, captain, what happened to the boys in your squadron. They were all so dirty. The captain later asked us how we did it. They are so big. We didn’t know it was clean. We said we wanted to, but the school wouldn’t let us, and then we explained the situation. Later, the school seemed to have added two water pumps, but we didn’t expect that we still had no water. Finally, in the summer, we couldn’t bear it anymore. Listen. We couldn't stand the temptation of the sound of the brothers taking a shower downstairs, so the fire hydrant upstairs became our common water pipe. Since the ward rounds, we all ran back to the dormitory, and as soon as they left, we were naked again. Come out and take a shower, rely on the mountain to eat the mountain, rely on the bolt to eat the bolt!