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Sand sculpture and funny circle of friends copy
1 I got a call from a swindler today, and I can't bear to hang up. They have all returned to work, and everything is developing in a good direction.
2 Research shows that scrambling Chinese characters doesn't affect reading. For example, you don't have any pressure to read this passage because I didn't scramble it at all.
3 ? Someone asked me why I didn't sleep. I was shocked. I'm a security guard. Can I sleep? I slept in the safety of this circle of friends. Who cares
4? The moon comes to you. What is the moon? It's a meteorite! ?
5 I want pumpkin almond dew, not apricots, not melons, not dew, but nanren.
6 if you are your club, I will be rich and expensive, and our perfume will not make toilet water.
7 Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Why, are you stewing bone soup in a circle of friends?
8 Some boys sent me a midnight snack seven or eight kilometers away. I wanted to eat something and delivered it directly to my door. I was really touched … but the delivery fee was a little expensive.
the first quarter of p>9 is better than the sixth quarter. I want Kijiro for jelly, and I am not confused when I am in love.
1 what is my boyfriend doing? Why are you ignoring me? Is it because I don't have a boyfriend?
11 tell me what's wrong with me, and I'll delete you right away.
12 you are really dragging, but my delete button is not a toy gun.
13 I'm a security guard, I love BearBiscuit, and my salary is only enough for breakfast. I'm depressed all day when I go to work to get off work. Love has nothing to do with me, and I'm a foolish gatekeeper.
14 this time, I will teach you a very practical life skill: first, take your left foot, and then we can walk with our right foot. Next time, I will teach you how to breathe.
15 just entered the community and was stopped, saying that I had controlled knives. I was puzzled. I asked where there was a knife. The security guard said that your beauty would turn into a knife that stabbed others.
16 was just soaking your feet? I cried when I ran, and my feet were soaked, but I was not soaked.
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