What are some funny jokes about Xiao Ming?

1. Teacher: Xiao Ming, do you like watching TV at home?

Xiao Ming: I like it.

Teacher: Are there any lines that are impressive and favorite for you? Could you share them with the teacher?

Xiao Ming: Yes, yes, that’s the sentence: Ouch! Sir, please come upstairs! The new girl is pretty. . .

Teacher: Get out of here!

2. Xiao Ming: Teacher, let me do a magic trick for you.

Teacher: What magic?

Xiao Ming: I will make you forget that you are a dog.

Teacher: I am not a dog.

Xiao Ming: Look, forget it.

Teacher: Get out. . .

3. Teacher: The radicals of rough waves are all three points of water. Let Xiao Ming give a similar example.

Xiao Ming: Pie wontons?

Teacher: Let’s change it.

Xiao Ming: Play with glass balls.

Teacher: No. ;

Xiao Ming:. . . Can't take a shower? ;

Teacher: Do you have the ability to write a six-character sentence?

Xiao Ming: Oh, mommy, mommy;

Teacher: Let’s write a 100-word essay!

Xiao Ming: Hahahahahahahaha. . .

Teacher: Get out! !

4. Xiao Ming: Teacher, how do you solve this problem?

Teacher:. . go out. .

Xiao Ming: Teacher. . I want to know now!

Teacher:. . roll. . ! ?

Xiao Ming: If you don’t want to say it, don’t say it! Talk dirty to others!

Teacher: Get out!

Xiao Ming walked out of the women's restroom innocently.

5. Xiao Ming kept looking at the teacher and giggling during class.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, why do you keep smiling at me.

Xiao Ming: Because I have a cold.

The teacher said with concern: Are you still smiling when you have a cold? Have you eaten?

Xiao Ming: I just laughed after eating it.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Ming: The advertisement says it works all day long!

Teacher:. . . . .

6. Teacher: Why is the surface of the moon uneven?

Xiao Ming: Because Chang'e is learning to excavate! !

Teacher: Get out!

7. Teacher: Xiao Ming, what do you think about middle school students falling in love?

Xiao Ming: Today’s girls have several boyfriends a month, and they also say that men have deceived their feelings and hearts, saying that all men in the world are bad people.

Teacher: So what do you want to say to these girls?

Xiao Ming: For girls like this, I only want to say four words: please contact me!

Teacher: Get out of here! ! !

8. One day in music class, the teacher: Xiao Ming, sing me a children’s song.

Xiao Ming: The little white rabbit is white and white. It has cut its arteries and cut its veins. It is so cute to be motionless.

The teacher has a black line: Change one.

Xiao Ming: Two tigers. Two tigers are making love. They are making love. Both are male. Both are male. It’s so strange. It’s so strange.

Teacher: Get out of here.

9. Teacher: Xiao Ming, if you were rich now, what would you most want to do?

Xiao Ming: I want to have a home where she can be there during the day and have sex at night.

Teacher: Get out of here!

10. Teacher: Xiao Ming, imagine the scene where teachers will get together twenty years later.

Xiao Ming: Can I sing it?

Teacher: Yes.

Xiao Ming: In twenty years’ time, you will meet each other, be sent to the crematorium, and be burned into ashes. You will be in a pile, and he will be in a pile, and no one will know each other. They will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. . . . . . .

Xiao Ming died at the age of fifteen.