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Humorous discourse about proverbs and idioms, modern advertising language or homophonic words.

As the saying goes:

If you don't compare, you will be kept in the dark; Once you do, you will be surprised.

Don't cry until you see the coffin-never give up until you fail irreversibly.

Don't scatter eagles if you don't see rabbits.

Don't burn incense until you see the real Buddha.

Don't enter the gate, don't obey the discipline.

I'm afraid it's not good if I'm not afraid of it.

Not afraid of disrespect, but afraid of dishonesty.

Be prepared for one in a million risks; One should not be frightened by the worst things; Be prepared for all possible things.

Not afraid of thieves stealing, but afraid of thieves worrying.

I don't want to be born on the same day, I just want to die on the same day.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained-nothing ventured, nothing gained; If you want to find pearls, you must dive underwater.

Beyond the material attraction of the world

Not a fuel-efficient lamp

Either the fish is dead or the net is broken.

Enemies or lovers are destined to meet.

Even if you die, you will be skinned.

If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer.

I don't know my parents' grace if I don't raise children

No worries

I wonder which kang is hot.

I wonder which cloud is raining.

I don't know how high the sky is and how deep the ground is-I don't know my limitations.

Don't shit to occupy the pit.

Don't hit the south wall, don't look back

Flies don't bite eggs that haven't been sewn.

The diligent person next to you is not lazy.

Don't gossip in front of dwarfs.

Press the gourd to lift the ladle.

Please don't go with the big sedan chair.

Not even the first eight words have been recorded-things haven't even begun to take shape.

Hair roots are thicker than waist.

White with a piece of human skin.

Half a catty to eight liang.

become a monk/nun late in life

People who have enough to eat and drink don't know how hungry people suffer.

As heavy as your back.

I'm sold. Help me count the money.

Stupid birds fly first.

My nose is crooked.

It's harder than going to heaven.

Not to the above, but to the below; Not up to the best, but better than the worst-medium; Passed by; Tolerable; ordinary

Breathe more than the dead.

Cheap goods are not good, and good goods are not cheap.

Others lead the donkey, you pull the pegs.

The defeated army collapsed like a landslide.

"Xiao Er" is in charge of "Wang Da"

Soldiers against generals, soil against water-take appropriate measures as appropriate.

It takes more than one cold day for the river to freeze-it takes time for things to develop and take shape; Trouble is deep-rooted; Rome was not built in a day.

Illness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth-illness comes from eating, and disaster comes from the mouth; Watch your words and deeds.

People who are dying turn to any doctor in despair-desperate people will try anything.

The diligent person next to you is not lazy.

Don't gossip in front of dwarfs.

Press the gourd to lift the ladle.

Please don't go with the big sedan chair.

Not even the first eight words have been recorded-things haven't even begun to take shape.

Hair roots are thicker than waist.

White with a piece of human skin.

Half a catty to eight liang.

become a monk/nun late in life

People who have enough to eat and drink don't know how hungry people suffer.

As heavy as your back.

I'm sold. Help me count the money.

If you don't eat Rhizoma Coptidis, I don't know why you complain.

Don't steam steamed bread just to breathe.

Not eating mutton makes you feel ashamed.

There is no discord.

Don't fight uncertain battles.

Don't fight an unprepared war.

The person in charge knows the responsibility

I won't stop until I reach the Yellow River.

Easier than blowing off dust-effortless.

fail to distinguish right from wrong

It's not enough to just plug your teeth

reckless

Worried that I won't get old.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul-a stopgap measure; Rob Peter to pay Paul

Often scold not surprised, often fight not afraid.

It is often said that a smooth mouth is not stupid.

I often stand by the river. Where can I get my shoes wet?

To feed the strength of others and despise their strength.

It's better to sigh slowly.

Long-added rushes are full of oil

Go against (sb.)

If a person's relatives or friends have status and power, he may be recommended and placed in an important position.

Everyone eats fried beans, only one person in the wok.

When a carriage came to a hill.

talk nonsense

Chen Xiaomi and Chen Sesame —— A trite topic

Support the brave and starve the timid.

People must choose between progress and comfort.

Can't help accomplish anything, but it's easy to destroy everything.

Winners are princes, losers are thieves.

Weighing a beam is inseparable from weighing thallium.

The scale has a high head and a low head.

Thallium is called a small weight.

Be agitated by overeating-do something stupid or meaningless.

Eating steamed bread chewed by others is not fragrant.

Bear all the consequences

Take the wrong rat poison

Take reassurance pills

I want to eat to death, but I am afraid of working to death.

A thankless task

Eat leopard gall

Take mixed drugs

Took the gun medicine.

Eating people without spitting bones is extremely cruel and cruel to people.

Eat people's food and shit.

Eat someone's mouth short and hold someone's hand.

Eat other people's food and mind your own business.

When you try to argue and protect your rights, you can be asked for forgiveness, but refuse to give in.

Being cheated but unable to speak.

Eat in a bowl and watch the pot.

Let me tell you the truth.

The ugly daughter-in-law will meet her in-laws sooner or later.

The first day of the first lunar month, the fifteenth and eleventh lunar months.

Sweat as much as you eat.

Monks don't talk at home.

Only when you come out of the water can you see mud on your legs.

Early fruits rot first.

Wear new shoes and take the old road

Wear the same pair of pants-unite

Don't worry too much.

The boatman's children can drift.

First, enough paper is broken.

Foam at the mouth and glare.

There are no three hundred and twenty pieces of silver buried here. -Clumsy denial leads to self-exposure.

No words are needed now.

This is one situation, that is another situation-with the passage of time, the situation has changed; The present situation is different from the past; Times have changed; Different times need different actions.

Smart all your life, stupid this time; Usually smart, but this time he is a fool; A lifetime of cleverness will be interrupted by a moment of stupidity.

Climb up from the tip of a knife

From divorcing my mother to becoming a liar.

You can't hit a fox to make you coquettish.

You can't beat a wolf or a dog.

The woodcutter can't go with the shepherd.

Down is better than down.

I can't even find lanterns.

Knock out the front teeth and swallow them into your stomach.

It depends on the owner to beat the dog.

If you don't hit the tiger, you will be hurt by the tiger.

Ask the person who carries the bottle for money when drinking.

Speak freely and clearly.

put all one's cards on the table

Break the clay pot until the crack reaches the bottom-stick to it.

Strike while the iron is hot and hard.

(feudal times) drumming before the judge retired.

Beat blind and scold dumb.

Give a sweet jujube a slap.

Hit yourself in the face until it swells up and looks imposing-self-expanding.

I can't find it with lanterns.

daydream

Dream in broad daylight

dredge for a needle in the sea

The road faces the sky, so walk halfway.

The main door doesn't go out, and neither does the second door.

Survived death in a catastrophe.

Turn big into small, turn small into nothing; Minimization problem

Trees provide good shade-an influential person provides protection/help for his relatives.

Look at each other helplessly

Guan Yu, the general of the Three Kingdoms, lost Jingzhou-suffered great setbacks due to negligence.

A great man knows when to give in and when to persist.

A timid general should not do this.

Local ginger is not spicy.

Listen to what you hear.

Face to face drums and gongs

Face to face, behind-be a two-faced person

Don't gossip in front of men.

At the neck of the tool holder

A sharp knife is not afraid of a thick neck

Although the sword and gun medicine is good, it does not break the height of the hand.

There is a knife in the mouth and a bean in the heart.

When and what to say?

Cheap and lovely

Be reasonable and don't let people.

Come on, tell me what you want.

Leave room for manoeuvre

Look down.

The foundation lies in running, and the key lies in people's efforts.

I don't know the price of oil when I light candles.

When mom and dad get married, everyone cares about each other.

Nails are nails, dowels are dowels-be conscientious and meticulous; Very accurate/precise

It's windy ten miles away.

Put the meat in your mouth and wait for the fish in the river.

A hammer is in the east and a stick is in the west.

I can't read a liter.

The beans fell into the ashes.

Bean Fu Yifang is carrying a pole.

I have a stomachache and hate the kitchen god.

Carry someone else's bowl and be responsible for it yourself.

kite with its string broken

Focus on the fact/truth, not someone-business is business.

The less trouble.

You can hide from the first day, but you can't hide from the fifteenth.

Jump into the river in the rain

The villain sued his victims before he was prosecuted himself.

Children don't think their mothers are ugly, and dogs don't think their families are poor.

Children grow up, not by their parents

The relationship between men and women is continuous, and generosity is oppressive.

What you hear may be false, but what you see is true; Seeing is believing

50/50

betray one's friend

Act exactly the opposite.

To fabricate a false counterclaim against the plaintiff

The prescription is real and the medicine is fake.

Open the door of the roof and dig a well in the kitchen pit.

Guard against gentlemen, not against villains.

Doing long-term things, although not immediate, will gain greater benefits in the future.

Heel fart.

Fat and thin, cooked in one pot

Fertile water is specially used to fertilize your own land, not to let it flow to other people's fields-the benefits can only be shared by your family.

Do hard but thankless work

It takes a lot of effort.

Come in the wind and rain-no matter how difficult it is, you must finish the task.

When the Buddha burns a wick of incense, people struggle for breath.

It never rains but it pours.

You should eat nine liters instead of a bucket.

Empty promises will not be fulfilled and will not bring benefits to people.

Doing it early is better than doing it skillfully.

I can't help working, but I'm exhausted.

Sugarcane is never sweet at both ends-one can't have both.

Push sb. Do sth. Far beyond their ability.

Catch early, not late.

Anger, but don't say it.

Just out of the wolf's den, and into the tiger's mouth.

Arms are no match for thighs-the weak can't compete with the strong.

Twist your elbow outward.

Wall has ears.

Being engaged in different occupations/industries is like being separated by mountains-one knows little about other industries except one's own.

Punish wrongdoers and wrongdoers.

Every man's dream is round.

Use a stick as a needle.

Shame one's face

Continuous efforts are bound to succeed

It's better to obey someone than to refuse respectfully-it's better to do what someone asks than to stick to etiquette.

Fair or not, God knows.

Hens crow in the rooster lay eggs.

Everyone said that he was right; Both sides claimed that they were right; Both sides have a lot to say.

The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature

A dog looks down on people-what a fucking snob.

Look not for musk in dog's kennel.

Dogs have drooping tongues and chickens have dry feet.

Look ahead, not behind-focus on the present and keep the future for yourself.

false advertising

The official is not big, and there are not many people at present.

The official ship leaks, and the official horse is thin.

Make a wish without burning incense.

Be possessed/fascinated

A wise man has a poor memory.

Big pot and accurate spoon

The child is crying. Give it to his mother.

A person should never intend to hurt others, nor should he forget to watch out for the harm that others may do to him.

Sweat fell to the ground and eight petals fell.

A good meal is not afraid of being late

Use the best steel on the blade-use someone or something where it is most needed.

A wise man won't fight under unfavorable circumstances.

A real hero never mentions his past glory.

Being together is better than being apart.

A good tiger cannot catch a pack of wolves.

Good words don't back people, and back people don't have good words.

Don't say good things twice

Say every good word and do every bad thing; Whatever the rhetoric, whatever the means.

Borrowed things must be returned in time; Timely repayment makes it easier to borrow money

A good horse never looks back to eat the grass left behind-a real man never looks back.

Good cats don't bark, good dogs don't jump.

A good man is hard to do, but a white cloth is hard to wear.

Good people died at the hands of witnesses.

Good deeds are not treacherous, and treachery is not good.

There are only three good things.

It is better to live miserably than to die comfortably.

Curious people never get lost.

Good intentions are not rewarded.

Monks don't know scholars

It's easier to be a monk than to be five.

There are no more dutiful sons.

Grind with a grin

This river is not as expensive as fish and shrimp.

Black dogs steal oil and beat white dogs on the head.

I hope there is a crack in the ground.

Regret that one's descendants failed to live up to one's expectations.

Across the grass, but

Find fault in a stingy way

Never possible.

The latecomers surpassed the pioneers.

Eyes in the back of the head

Confused temple, confused God

Confused temple confused god

Even a fierce tiger doesn't eat its cubs ― nobody.

Tigers come out of the mountain and are bullied by dogs.

Spend money on sin

Nonsense is easy, but it takes a lot of effort to get it.

Instead of imitating home, it is neither fish nor fowl.

After three months, the worm has long legs.

old wine in a new bottle―the same old stuff with a new label

Cucumber vegetables are cold.

The emperor won't let patients

The emperor takes turns sitting on the ground and will come to my house next year.

The emperor's daughter is not worried about marriage.

Will not be busy, will not be busy.

It won't be difficult, it won't be difficult.

Rather than listen, say it.

Keep what you can say from both ends and pass what you can't say from both ends.

You can say yourself, but you can't say others.

The living can't let the urine suffocate.

blow a fuse

Don't worry about burning eyebrows.

Burn your eyebrows in front of your eyes

Goods are better than people, and people die.

The goods sell for a piece of leather.

When a person is hungry, he eats whatever he has; When a person is cold, he wears all his clothes.

Find fault in the egg-look for nonexistent/nonexistent flaws

Too many hens can't lay eggs.

The hen flew away and the eggs in the coop were broken ― everything was lost.

Chicken flies dog jumps over the wall.

The cock crows in the morning and evening, and shines together at dawn.

trivial matter

The chicken nest flies out of the phoenix

Heaven is on the side of good people.

Plans don't change that fast.

Remember to eat without fighting.

Don't wash your dirty clothes in public

Home flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers.

Every family has some kind of trouble.

There are two barrels of grain at home, not king of the children.

Issue false imperial edicts-issue false orders

Follow the man you marry, whether he is a poultry or a dog; No matter what her husband's fate is, women will follow him.

Take advantage of loopholes

Anyone who has seen ghosts is afraid of the dark.

I am thirsty at the sight of water and hungry at the sight of rice.

Ginger is more spicy.

The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature

Live on the tip of a knife

Step on two boats-step on two boats.

I can't open the lid.

It is best for the actor to undo what he has done.

My sister's failure to get married delayed her.

Into the three halls, burning incense.

Those who are at the seaside are the first people to see the rising moon ―― enjoy the advantages of a favorable position.

Near Zhu Zhechi, near the ink is black ―― a person brings the color of his companion; People who keep company with wolves will learn to howl; He who sleeps with dogs will get up and flee; People who live with the lame learn to limp.

Take a fall and gain wisdom; Any experience is beneficial to a person.

Draw water from the well and pour it into the river.

Rule out well water ―― each mind his own business.

The hard way is to give in to someone's pressure after refusing his request for the first time.

Unfortunate son after a long illness

A tremendous effort.

A man tells the truth in a cup.

Homophonic advertisement:

Clothes and clothing (I) Don't give up-clothing advertising

Every mouth is a cup (monument)-alcohol advertisement.

One step to the stomach (position)-advertisement of stomach medicine

Enjoy cycling (it)- horse racing/motorcycle advertising

Baiyi Baishun-electric iron advertisement

Cook it (slightly) better-fast food restaurant advertisement

Take a bath at will (desire)-water heater advertisement

Leisure (wife and mother)-washing machine advertisement

Cough (urgent)-cough medicine advertisement

Big Stone Small, Small Stone Small —— Advertisement for Treating Stones Disease

A hundred words are worth a key (see)-printer advertisement

The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "freckle as soon as possible, don't leave acne."

A washing machine advertisement changed an idiom: "a idle wife and a good mother."

Audio company: "one call and four responses" and "a diversion".

Jiaozi Store: "All-inclusive".

Lime factory: "from scratch"

Pawnshop: "Well deserved".

Hat company: "clothes and hats bring people."

Sightseeing barber shop: "penniless"

Finally, there will be a road and a Toyota.