Dream Westward Journey 4 Jingle Daquan

1 novel comic game, all can't give up; Basketball, football and billiards must be unreserved; English physical geography is ignored by all sides; I will never learn Chinese, math and chemistry.

Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

Ducks are too arrogant, rabbits are too talkative, I am a pig, and I am fine.

No matter how old you are, all human beings are young in the face of money.

People who play weiqi just love to rob.

Brother 6, I'll throw a brick first. If there is jade, just smash it.

Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties. In the face of beauty, it is revised as: there is danger to save, and no danger can create danger.

I never write typos, but I write interchangeable words.

The intelligence test is to see how stupid you really are.

10 someone's purpose: one cobbler kills three Zhuge Liang.

1 1 I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes.

12 ideal world = free phone+free internet access.

13 I want to be emperor, but I'm afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

14 in the face of the enemy's torture, I only have three words: "I told you!"

15 I bought an inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller!

16 I didn't care, but I did it on purpose!

17 money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

19 Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let her husband know.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Isn't happiness permanent?

Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. Why study?

On the 25th, the high school Chinese teacher talked about poetry and said, "Stop and sit, and love the warmth of Fenglin." The teacher said, "This one loves when sitting." Everyone froze and burst out laughing …

26 male students stood on my left, female students stood on my right, and others stood still ... as a result, he didn't move.

Every primary school exam, the class teacher always likes to say, "I'm really worried about you." I am really an emperor who is in no hurry! " "Clearly an old lady, how do you like to say that she is a eunuch?

One day, it was raining heavily outside, and the teacher came into the classroom with a full face of rain. He doesn't know what he is looking for on the table. After searching for a while, he asked his classmates in the front row, "Where is my face that wipes paper?"

Line A is half of line B, so what is line B? (The whole class is quiet, waiting for a high opinion, after a long time) Line B is two halves of Line A, (halo)

In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation. On the platform, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change! ……

3 1 Military Theory in universities is in a big classroom, and teachers should wear small microphones. Halfway through the writing, the teacher stopped and said, "I'll be right back." Then I heard a burst of footsteps, a sliding door sound, a "yi ~ ~", then a splash of water column, then a "yi ~ ~", a sliding door sound and a burst of footsteps. When he returned to the classroom and said "Let's go on", more than 100 people in the classroom finally couldn't help laughing. The kind that smiles and laughs.

A classmate was making trouble below, and our teacher said, "stand on the blackboard for me!" ! "This is very difficult.

My junior high school teacher likes to devote himself to this topic ... "My bottom radius is 20 cm, and my height is 50 cm, so I ..." Someone below said "I'm a fool ..." The whole class burst into laughter. ...

The teacher said that so-and-so was really clever. He learned six things from seven things. When I was proud, I added that I didn't know anything ~!

The English teacher in junior high school is a bald man. One day in class, he asked a classmate, "What day is it today? My head is bald? The classmate thought for a moment and replied, "Yes. "

A boy asked, Teacher, there is no pencil for drawing. Do you want to borrow one or use a pen? Teacher (elderly woman) A: Go ahead and relieve yourself.

37 high school algebra teacher: "Don't make any noise."

The Chinese teacher said, "Stop ... (Stop and sit in the Fenglin Night) Do you know what the poet stopped for?"

A chemistry teacher and provost in a high school made a deliberate mistake when doing the problem, and then asked a classmate to find out the mistake. After the classmate gave a difficult answer, the teacher said approvingly and seriously, "Good, you saw the teacher's weakness." Everyone was stunned. After class, the teacher just went out and the whole class burst into laughter.

One day, when our senior high school math teacher told us about the periodic table of functions, he excitedly walked off the platform when he talked about the word "period" and said to the whole class, "You still don't understand the period. It is true that pigs are smarter than you. " Then he pointed to a girl in the first row and said, "Do you know what a cycle is? You explain it to them. " The whole class fainted.

4 1 in junior high school, we stipulated that we should wear school uniforms when raising the national flag. As a result, there are always some people who don't wear school uniforms or just wear pants or clothes. Then every time before the flag was raised, the headmaster took a megaphone and said, "Some students don't wear clothes, some students don't wear pants, and some simply don't wear clothes or pants."

The Chinese teacher teaches the text of Chibi. Speaking of Cao Bing trampling on each other in Huarong Road, he said with emotion: The flow of people is terrible. ...

One day, I happened to see a green leaf on our math teacher's tooth (the teacher estimated it was a jiaozi who ate leek stuffing at noon). After a while, I found that the leaves were gone ... they appeared on the neck of a girl in our class after class. ...

The female teacher of junior middle school Chinese class just graduated from normal university, and everything is fine except that she likes to take students to the blackboard to explain nouns silently. The method is that teachers dictate a word and students write and explain it silently.

45 Cao Nima "-this sentence is too common, but it is also very practical. Presumably, there is nothing that the people of the whole country can't do, and there is nothing that they haven't scolded. Even if they didn't say it, they thought about it. It will be a classic from now on! The following are the routines of quarreling with others when I was a child.

46. "Cao Nima, Nima Cao, your mother Piyan has a gun." Imagine what a cannon is.

47. "Your dad is good, your dad is bad, and I brought your dad." -No swearing. That's good.

48. "XXX's mother, Ma Daha, washes her feet with water, steamed sweet potatoes, steamed with sand, ate in the bed, pulled in the bed, farted and popped popcorn in the bed."

49. "XXX laughs and has nothing to do with stabbing the horse B (I don't know what it means until I grow up). The horse was hairy, and the car overturned, bending the JB of XXX. After a long time, his JB is gone. " All the above items are used for active attack. If someone scolds you like this, you can respond in the following ways.