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Oh, you scared me to write my composition.
Last night, my mother and I were walking home, and I was still sleepy all the way, which made me stagger and scared my composition. As soon as I went downstairs, a dark wild cat suddenly jumped down the stairs and ran past me like lightning. I trembled with fear and shouted, "Ah! Cat ... ",while running into my mother's arms, my mother was shocked for an instant, but my mother suddenly calmed down. My mother touched my forehead and whispered, "Go home with my mother, go home with my mother …", and I also replied in a low voice, "Come back, come back …". After a while, I felt much more comfortable. The composition of the second grade of primary school "scared me!" Therefore, children must be careful when they come home at night, and don't scare themselves. Scared me into writing a 200-word composition for primary school students (/)
2. Oh, I went to write a composition. Oh, I went.
After reading this topic, everyone will definitely think, "Oh, my God, that's brilliant." Who is talented? Actually, it's not about who is talented, it's my mantra. Whenever something strange or surprising happens to me, this sentence blurts out.
Once in a composition class, a boy named Qu Chao happened to be sitting in his seat and took out his pen. He opened the pen and looked at it. "Ah! The pen water is all frozen. " Qu Chao said to himself. I heard, of course, this sentence, "Oh, my God, this is brilliant." Qu Chao asked me in turn, "What talent, the weather talent or the pen talent?" I didn't say anything when I was asked, because I couldn't say it clearly!
That day, my mother and I went to the supermarket and saw someone carrying boxes of goods out of the van. At that time, I added, "God, that's brilliant." Because I saw that the man who moved the goods was very strong, and he took a lot of boxes by himself. He is just a Hercules. But I thought about it again. If he had the ability, he wouldn't have to move boxes here, and my mother would blame me for talking nonsense.
My cousin even laughed at me for this spoken language. During the summer vacation, I went to my grandfather's house in the country. Tired of playing in the house, my cousin and I went outside to catch butterflies. The younger brother said, "Let's split up and meet at Grandpa's house in 30 minutes." I said no problem. I was walking in a half-baked place when I suddenly saw a small butterfly. I flew up and caught it with a net. Ah! I missed the air, but at the same time I found a red butterfly. I picked up the net, grabbed it again and failed again. ...
After 30 minutes, I was still empty-handed, so I had to go back to my grandfather's house. My brother had already arrived first. Looking at the ten butterflies my brother caught, I was shocked and couldn't help saying, "God, that's brilliant." The younger brother said, "I have no talent, just ten butterflies." Your words are so inaccurate! " "
It seems that it is not necessarily possible to use this idiom to drag, so I decided to get rid of this inappropriate idiom. But this composition is because of this spoken language!
Oh, my God, that's great!
3. The essay "Ouch, Interesting" with the title "Ouch, Interesting"
One morning a few days ago, I came to a cotton field in front of my grandmother's house. One is to help grandma look after cotton (the cotton field is less than 70m long), and the other is to bask in the sun and exercise. Suddenly found a bug that looked very interesting. I followed it curiously and came to the left side of the ground. Suddenly my eyes flashed, and a small town appeared in front of me-
I can find out where the streets and residences are in their town. Their home is under a cotton stalk, with a bed, a fan and a straw curtain to cover the door. From a distance, their house looks like a meadow. There are many bugs in the street, and many bugs are crowded together. I think they must belong to the foraging brigade! Look at them one by one, majestic and radiant, like a group of soldiers about to go out. There are also some bugs around the shoes, which makes me look at this monster curiously. The wind blows through the cotton fields, and the foraging brigade is all over the cotton fields, just like hearing the charge signal, picking pests to eat. When I look at it, it looks like a small fish eating shrimp. As long as they catch an accurate one, they can win many trophies in a short time. Before long, they came back, and each member had a pest in his mouth and put it next to other insects. That must be their family! Worms know how to honor their families. Why can't we?
Unconsciously, the sun hung above my head, and grandma's crying came from a distance. I should go home.
4. Write a 500-word composition "Oh, I am interested" Gorky said: "Reading a book is like opening a window of life."
Bacon said: "Reading gives people pleasure, brilliance and talent."
I think: "books are like mysterious gems, which contain infinite value;" Books are a treasure house of knowledge, making ignorant people knowledgeable; Books are like loyal friends, they will always give you help and support when you are in trouble. "So, I love books, even to the point of obsession.
I vaguely remember when I was very young, my mother would always hold me in her lap and tell me story books one by one when she came back from work every day. I will always sit quietly and listen with relish, as if I were in the world described in the book. When my mother says something wonderful, I clap my hands hard. At that moment, my mother always looked at me with relief. ...
When I was a sophomore, I had my first book-Two Wan Li under the Sea. That night, I was concentrating on my homework. Mother handed me a book and I watched it intently. On the cover of the book, I drew a mysterious picture: a Frankenstein with glasses, smiling on a strange fish-shaped boat. Several colored striped groupers surrounded the strange ship. It's like I'm watching this unexpected guest who broke into their world. I was deeply attracted by it at once. I grabbed the book from my mother at once and opened it at once. No matter what his homework is, I put it aside. The strange fish in the book, the brave and witty captain Nemo, has become everything to me at this time. I don't know how long it took. I suddenly heard my mother's cry: "Chen Chen, have you finished your homework?" Until then. Finish your homework in a hurry and secretly put the book to bed. It was late at night and the room was quiet. I gently opened the book again and continued to wander in the wonderful underwater world with Captain Nemo in the book. ...
When I woke up the next day, I found the book still firmly on my chest. In the next few weeks, Shu accompanied me to school during the day and slept with me at night. It has become a part of my life.
Since I came into contact with the book Two Wan Li under the Sea, my love for books has been out of control. I can't wait to enter the world of books. These books have inspired me more than I expected. It is a fantasy world completely different from the real world, richer and more exciting than the real world. One thousand and one nights, Grimm's fairy tales, a hundred thousand whys, and Kun.
Books accompany me to spend a happy time! Books will be my lifelong friends!
5. Oh, I'm interested. Oh, I'm interested!
There used to be a cute little dog with shiny black eyes in my family. Small and exquisite nose, tail always rolls up like a top. Ears stand on a round head, covered in black and white hair, and look like a grazing cow from a distance. I'll call him Niu.
He was picked up by his father. Early in the morning, his father drove home and it was raining. Suddenly I saw a small figure covered in mud. Father felt sorry for him and took it home.
This little guy has a lot of nerve. When I first met him, he wagged his tail at me. I was so happy that I bit my finger after a joke. After giving him a bath, I slept with him. I woke up to find him licking my face. When my sister saw him, she kept pointing at him and said, "Mom, I want to eat butterscotch." Niu Jiao got up and gave my sister a fright. From then on, my sister never dared to go near the cow again!
I made him a bell and hung it around his neck. I felt very happy when I heard the bell.
Cows are very naughty. Once when our family went out, we came back to see that the cow had bitten off all the wires on the computer. He has been biting casually, which really makes me angry and ridiculous. Dad said he was grinding his teeth, so he bought him a grinding stick. Since then, the charger line has never been broken at home.
One morning, the cow stuffed the slippers at home under the bed, causing us to walk around the floor barefoot. About an hour later, we finally found it. I touched the cow's head. "Oh, you are so naughty!"
6. Oh, I will continue to write at the beginning of my composition today. After learning microcomputer, I went downstairs humming a brisk tune. It's just that the campus has been renovated in recent weeks, and the yard is full of smoke. However, I still kept a happy mood, got on my mother's bike and drove home.
All the way, I was dishonest in my mother's car. Because I learned everything the teacher taught me today. I looked around and then turned around. I didn't pay much attention, so I put my foot on the chain box. "ouch!" I let out a cry and scared my mother. It turns out that when I was not a teacher, I put my foot into the spokes of the car. Mom quickly stopped the car and asked, "What's the matter?" I cried and muttered, "mom, mom-I-my feet." Mom quickly lowered her head and said, ah! My shoes are rotten; Then gently help me down, take off my shoes and see that my socks are rotten; Another look at the heel of a piece of skin has also worn off. At that time, my mother complained distressfully and anxiously, "Why did you clip your foot in the car?"? Come on! Try to move as quickly as possible to see if you have hurt your bones and muscles! " Although I was in pain, I still endured the pain and said, "Forget it, forget it! Hurry home. " I was even more scared when I saw my mother in a hurry. At this time, my feet are like a piece of meat cut off. Except for pain, all happy feelings are completely replaced by pain. However, my mother insisted that I walk lightly. With her encouragement, I barely moved my feet, not bad, and I can walk with gritting my teeth! My mother saw that the problem was not serious, so I nodded strongly and said, "Nothing, nothing, let's go!" " "So, my mother flew me back to my grandmother's house. When I got home, my mother brought me a basin of salt water and quickly washed my feet for disinfection. Then, she quickly took out a piece of ice from the refrigerator and gently applied it to my feet. Grandma looked at it with heartache and kept muttering to herself, "Why are you so careful? "Why don't you pay attention?" After about an hour, I felt the pain relieved, and my mother and grandmother were relieved. But my mother still brought a bottle of purple potion and put a little on my rotten skin to prevent inflammation. Well, it's finally finished! The pain has been relieved a lot, and you can walk slowly. Alas! As the saying goes, "Pay back the debt", even if I am very excited in the future, I will not be so careless about safety! ! !
7. Model essay entitled "Ouch, I'm interesting, my interesting dream"
One night, I had an interesting dream, which I will never forget.
"Get up, get up!" I just heard my mother yelling. I was shocked when I opened my eyes. How did my family become like this? Thatched huts, broken beds, rags, quilts ... I quickly got up and asked, "Mom, why are we so poor?" "We are poor!" Mom replied. "Then how can I go to school?" "There is no school here, let alone study. Besides, our family is very poor, even eating is a problem, and we still study, daydreaming! Go to work. " Dad said coldly. Dad asked me to go weeding with him.
I picked up a hoe and followed my father. When I got to the field, my father told me that this 14 mu of land belongs to our family. Looking at this endless field, I thought: so many fields belong to our family, it's strange that I will not be exhausted in the future. Dad told me to mow the grass quickly. Inadvertently, the hoe bit my foot. I sat on the ground in pain, and a snake whizzed past my instep, making me jump with a scream. Dad said, "Forget it, you'd better pull it by hand!" " ""hey! "I pulled it out by hand. Ah, I made four big cuts on my hand and hurt my hand! Dad came over and said, "What's your name? "! What is this? Look at my hands! "Then he showed me his hand. "Wow, many bubbles!" Dad's hand was scratched like a spider's web, with several big blood bubbles. I was scared to death. Dad took me home after weeding.
It's time for dinner. I looked at my watch. Ah! The bowl is full of missing teeth! There are millet, mouse excrement and a dead cockroach in the rice! When I look at food, it's all Mao Mao food, without any greasy stars. God, how can I eat this?
It's finally time to go to bed! I can finally rest. I just fell asleep when two mice ran across my face. Oh, my God, I'm scared! After a while, I scratched left and right, which tickled me to death! I had a terrible night. I woke up the next day, covered in acne.
Just after breakfast, my mother said, "Let's go to transplant rice today!" " I know the bitter drama is about to start again.
When we came to the field, my father pulled up my trouser legs. Ask me to go to the field and put these seedlings in the water. After I went to the fields, my father told me to let the water go, and I forgot. Later, Miao couldn't get in. I thought it would be better to dig a hole in the soil, so I did it for a long time. I'm still proud that my father came to see me. Dad grabbed my ear angrily and said, "Why are you so timid!" " "
I woke up in pain. It turned out that my mother was pulling my ear, saying that it was almost eight o'clock and I hadn't got up for school yet.
Alas, this is a dream, but it would be terrible if it came true. Do you think I dare to study hard?
8. Who didn't do anything stupid when he was a child? Now, what he was proud of as a child has long been a joke.
One day, my mother said, "I'm going to menstruation's house today." I was so happy that I couldn't keep my mouth shut. As soon as I got on the bus, I muttered, "There must be good polysaccharide there. I must eat them all. " When my mother saw that I was very excited, she said in fear, "Be careful that moths eat your teeth!" " After listening, I was quiet, but I was still thinking about it in my mind. After a while, I arrived at my aunt's house, and I rushed there. I just went in. I'll just look here and there. Suddenly, my eyes stopped on a red ornamental stone. I went over and put the red stone in my hand and said, "What a big candy! It must be delicious! " I was just about to deliver it to my mouth when my mother shouted, "dinner!" " . So I put the "candy" down, took a reluctant look and said, "I'll eat you after dinner." Don't forget to blow it a kiss when you leave.
After dinner, I flew to the candy bar. But as soon as I got there, I saw a child eagerly looking at "candy" I quietly walked over and caught it at once, saying, "Why did you read it first and tell you it was mine!" " I saw the child eagerly say, "I just want to see if this stone will change color." But after listening to it, I suddenly blindsided. Stone! What I thought was "candy" just now turned out to be a stone! So I was lucky to think: this stupid thing, I almost ate it. You can go there if you like. The child is very clever and can read my mind, but he didn't say anything but smiled. After she left, I muttered, "What a pity that such a beautiful thing is actually a stone, not sugar!
9. Oh, I'll go. Oh, I'll go
After reading this topic, everyone will definitely think, "Oh, my God, that's brilliant." Who is talented? Actually, it's not about who is talented, it's my mantra. Whenever something strange or surprising happens to me, this sentence blurts out.
Once in a composition class, a boy named Qu Chao happened to be sitting in his seat and took out his pen. He opened the pen and looked at it. "Ah! The pen water is all frozen. "
Qu Chao said to himself. I heard, of course, this sentence, "Oh, my God, this is brilliant."
Qu Chao asked me in turn, "What talent, the weather talent or the pen talent?" I didn't say anything when I was asked, because I couldn't say it clearly! That day, my mother and I went to the supermarket and saw someone carrying boxes of goods out of the van. At that time, I added, "God, that's brilliant." Because I saw that the man who moved the goods was very strong, and he took a lot of boxes by himself. He is just a Hercules.
But I thought about it again. If he had the ability, he wouldn't have to move boxes here, and my mother would blame me for talking nonsense. My cousin even laughed at me for this spoken language.
During the summer vacation, I went to my grandfather's house in the country. Tired of playing in the house, my cousin and I went outside to catch butterflies.
The younger brother said, "Let's split up and meet at Grandpa's house in 30 minutes." I said no problem.
I was walking in a half-baked place when I suddenly saw a small butterfly. I flew up and caught it with a net. Ah! I closed my eyes and found nothing, but at the same time, I found a red butterfly. I picked up the net, grabbed it again, and failed again ... after 30 minutes, I was still empty-handed, so I had to go back to my grandfather's house, and my brother had arrived first. Looking at the ten butterflies my brother caught, I was shocked and couldn't help saying, "God, that's brilliant."
The younger brother said, "I have no talent, just ten butterflies." Your words are so inaccurate! " "It seems that it is not always possible to use this idiom to pull, so I decided to get rid of this inappropriate idiom. But this composition is because of this spoken language! Oh, my God, that's great.
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