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Proverbs involve language art, two-part allegorical sayings, humorous stories and ancient and modern jokes.

Everyone was full of praise and beaming with joy.

Unexpectedly, Qi Baishi wrote a line on the painting with a stroke of a pen-"How long will it run wild" and the book "I will be iron"

Army ",and then looked up and left.

A traitor asked for a painting. Qi Baishi drew a tumbler with a white nose and a black hat and wrote a poem:

The black gauze white fan looks like an official, but it is not stuck in the original mud.

Where is your heart when you suddenly remove makeup?

1937, the Japanese invaders occupied Beiping. In order not to be used by the enemy, Qi Baishi insisted on staying at the door.

A notice was posted at the door, which read: "Chinese and foreign officials who want to buy a painting of Baishi can use a representative instead of driving to the door in person." They have never been an official. "

I want to inform you that it is not good for the host to enter the people's homes and the officials to enter the people's homes. "

Qi Baishi was not satisfied, so he drew another picture to show his intention.

The picture is very special. When people draw jade, they let it stand on the stone or lotus path and look at the fish on the water. Bai Qi

Stone is uncharacteristic. Instead of painting fish on the water, it paints shrimp in the deep water, with an inscription: "Those who have never painted jade must paint it."

Fish, I draw shrimp alone, shrimp does not float, where is jade? "

Qi Baishi closed the door to thank guests, calling himself shrimp, and compared the official traitor and the Japanese to jade, which was hidden and thought-provoking.

nie er

Young Nie Shouxin (1912-1935) is very sensitive to music. Everyone says as long as you can get in through your ears.

Yes, you can sing it from his mouth. Over time, everyone called him "Ear".

At a get-together, everyone applauded after Nie Shouxin's performance. The general manager gave him a present and called him.

Dr. Nie Er. He smiled and said to everyone:

"You insist on giving me 1 ear, ok? Four ears are connected in a string, don't they look like shells? " ("Nie

The traditional Chinese character of "Er" is written as "Nie Er")

From then on, Nie Shouxin was renamed Nie Er.

Guo Moruo

1945 Liao, a famous cartoonist in China, exhibited the cartoon "Spring and Autumn of Cat Country" in Chongqing, when many cultures were in Chongqing.

Guo Moruo (1892— 1978) and other celebrities,

Song Yunbin and Wang Qi were invited to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremony of the first exhibition.

During the dinner, Guo Moruo asked Liao Xiongbing, "Why is your name so strange and you call yourself your brother?"

Wang Qi, the printmaker, grabbed the conversation and explained, "His sister's name is Bing, so he is called Brother Bing."

Guo Moruo smiled and said, "Oh, I see. Yu Dafu's wife must be called Yu Da, Shao Lizi's father. "

Honey, it must be Shao Li. "A word made the room full of guests laugh.

Lao She

During the Anti-Japanese War, Youth World published by Beixin Bookstore urged the writer Lao She (1899- 1966). old

As she published the manuscript, she humorously sent a letter with a dramatic flavor:

The marshal sent an urgent order: there is no food outside, no soldiers! Young men with guns.

Get on the horse and ride on the youth world. Hey! Malays!

See marshal. How many people did you bring? Two thousand words! Huandu

He is an old, weak and disabled soldier! Rest after the account! Order! Be quiet!

Exactly: clear-cut, murderous!

At the age of 40, Lao She wrote a simple, self-deprecating and interesting autobiography. The full text is as follows:

Shu Sheyu, also known as Lao She, is forty years old and his face is yellow. Born in Beiping. Losing his father at the age of three can be described as fatherless; Know what to learn.

Now, the emperor does not exist, so there is no monarch. No father, no gentleman, especially filial to my mother, bourgeois's benevolence has not been swept away. Juvenile reading three

Hundreds of articles, not seeking answers. Following the normal school, I have laid a foundation for teachers, and I am very strong, living in all directions, teaching as a career, and it is difficult to make a fortune.

Buying lottery tickets is proud of winning the last prize and willing to be cold and cheap. At the age of 27, he got angry and wrote a book, but he knew nothing about philosophy of science, so he wrote a novel.

Let everyone laugh, it's no big deal. Married at the age of 34, there is a man and a woman, all of whom are very clever and gratifying. I like growing flowers in my spare time, don't I?

If you do it right, you won't give up whenever there are leaves and no flowers. Don't rush to read everything, you will get nothing. Teaching and doing things are very serious.

Always suffer, and never regret. That's all. If you live another 40 years, you may gain something.

Once many young people came to Lao She's house and asked how to write poems. Lao she said:

"I can't write poetry, I'm just making it up."

Someone suggested that Lao She sing a song "impromptu" on the spot.

It rained heavily in Xian Xinghai, and Changhong came to the sky;

Into a snake's nest, the ice is shining, and the green field sleeps in the wind.

Lao She casually sang this unique five-character quatrain. In just 20 words, name eight writers and artists who are well known and praised by people.

Words, "tinkering" together, have distinct images, open artistic conception and endless aftertaste. After listening to this, the young people were all surprised.

The heavy rain mentioned in the poem is Sun Dayu, a modern poet and literary translator. Xian Xinghai is Xian Xinghai, a people's musician. high

Changhong is a modern celebrity. Wan Laitian is a drama and film worker. Bing Ying, a modern female writer, is from Hunan. Cheng Shewo used to be heavy.

Editor-in-chief of Qingxin Shubao. Bi Ye is a contemporary writer. Lin Fengmian is a painter.

A Scotsman from Zhang Boling went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address? Quick notification

On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know."

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. Three Gorges blog

After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

"Well, Peter, you tell a humorous story.

Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."

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