A selection of jokes that smile for one second.

1 1. I called the police as soon as my wife disappeared. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.

12, a person feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks. Really can't refute!

13, I turn my head very high. Basically, I turn my head when I see every handsome guy. Each of us is a dreamer. When dreams are gone, only dreamers are left.

14, went to the cinema to watch horror movies with my wife. Just as I was buying the ticket, the conductor glanced at my wife and said to me, "Dude, you are wasting money."

15, eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.

16. What's the experience of having a sensible brother? He said to me, "Sister, when I grow up, I will earn money to give you plastic surgery!" " "

17, I suddenly want to fart in class. At that time, in order not to let the people around me hear, the class was very chaotic, so I asked my deskmate to make some noise, and my deskmate readily agreed. He gave a roar, and the whole class suddenly became quiet, and then. . . Then. . . My fart rang.

18, I used to take selfies because I didn't look good, but now it's different, and now I have a thick skin.

19, some people get up early to enjoy the first sunshine, some people exercise, some people exercise for a delicious breakfast, and I exercise for the urine in my stomach.

20. The salesman said to a customer who was smoking, "Sir, smoking is forbidden here." The customer replied, "This is the cigarette I bought from you." Salesman: "So what? We also sell toilet paper here! " "