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The problem of Mi Xiu and protecting monkeys ~ ~ ~ ~

I am an innocent rice show, which is as good as LZ, but to be honest, it is better to help monkeys than rice shows ~ ~ As for their results ~ ~ I am not a white rice, so I don't know much about it. Hey, Lao Zhang is still dancing wildly ...

Since LZ is a rice show, the pink between rice shows is natural. Give the landlord some pink events to help monkeys

Forty-one classic facts to help monkeys

(1)

You must remember the "beauty salon event" before, and this is the second one:)

Two fans went to that beauty salon, and it happened that HEEJUN was doing his hair there, while several other brothers were sitting by waiting.

WOOHYUK sits on the left and JAEWON sits on the right. And TONY is in a chair far away from them.

suddenly TONY ran towards WOOHYUK's seat.

TONY sat on WOOHYUK's knee. TONY is very, very cute.

He was looking at WOOHYUK's face, and then he called out in his lovely voice, "Woohyuki, Woohyuki, Woohyuki ............",

Then he called out in a very fast speed, "Woohyuki, Woohyuki ......"

Woohyuk blushed, and he looked panicked when he looked at TONY closely. When he said that, he sang softly, only songs for TONY! ! How envious! ! Can you imagine WOOHYUK singing? When I first heard it, I couldn't believe it! )

TONY listened quietly, and then finished singing. WOOHYUK looked a little tired (# Beast! Sing a song and get tired of it! ! ! ),

But TONY took the opportunity to sit on his knee completely facing WOOHYUK. I sat cross-legged. Oh, can you imagine that? ! ! )

TONY holds WOOHYUK's face in his hands and continues to shout in that lovely voice: "WOOHYUKIE, WOOHYUKIE,

JANG WOOHYUK! ! !”

This time, WOOHYUK even turned red in the ears.

WOOHYUK said, "Seung-ho, that's enough."

But TONY still said, "No, Woohyuki, Woohyuki ..............",

WOOHYUK: "What do you want here now?"

TONY: "But, I like it, Woohyuk ie ..."

Woohyuk is more panicked than before. (That expression should only be available when the two of them are around.)

Then WOOHYUK said something even more surprising: "An Shenghao, say it again! Say it again and I will kiss you! "

So TONY's reaction is: "Yes, yes, yes! !”

Then he shouted in a very quick tone, this time it was "Want" instead of "WOOHYUKIE".

The coquetry tone raised his head.

After a while, he heard a bang. Haha, everyone should know what happened.

It is said that such amazing things are common. Oh, TONY is so cute! ! !

It is said that this happened on June 13th, 2, which was the preparation period of the fifth series.

and this day happens to be TONHYUK's first wedding anniversary!

Remember, on June 13th, 1999, TONY's birthday PARTY was their wedding day!

Now think about what my sister in the beauty salon said at that time, "This is already good." It can be understood:)

(2)

That was during the JTL COMEBACK program. I entered the preparation room because my father knew the people in the TV station. Then I saw the following amazing things.

TONY WOOHYUK is sitting side by side in the chair in the preparation room. I am very worried because I think they are nervous. At this moment, TONY quietly took WOOHYUK's hand.

WOOHYUK looks at TONY, and TONY looks back at WOOHYUK.

Then WOOHYUK smiles at TONY, but TONY pretends as if nothing has happened. (# Monkey Monkey! ! ! Cute as hell! ! ! ! ! ! )

Then, WOOHYUK twisted his fingers with TONY's and held his hand on his leg to play.

At this moment, TONY started shaking his legs, so WOOHYUK patted TONY's knee with his other hand. Like mother and son!

TONY's face is wrinkled, shaking more than before, while WOOHYUK continues to pat his knee gently. So TONY's legs exchanged shaking, just like a naughty child.

WOOHYUK smiled and pulled out his hand, stood up and sat down on TONY's knee. (# Do the young couple have the habit of sitting on each other's legs? -+)

TONY frowned (# Dear's face is wrinkled, Fei Lao said ~ ~ ~ ~) and tried to shake his leg, but WOOHYUK deliberately pressed him hard, so of course Tony couldn't move. (# Hum, I can see that the wild animals will not let our monkeys feel better! )

Then, maybe TONY wanted to get back at WOOHYUK. He deliberately pushed WOOHYUK away, and WOOHYUK conveniently sat on the floor. Then, he put his hands on TONY's knees and looked up at TONY with his cheeks. (# Zhang Youyou pretended to be naive, ouch ...............) He smiled at TONY, but his voice was too low, so he didn't hear him. (Hum, coax your wife)

But WOOHYUK looked so cute then.

There are other things, such as when TONY and JAEWON were in harmony, WOOHYUK suddenly ran over and hugged TONY's waist, (I saw Youyou's bundle was jealous-|||||| |)

Tony tried to tie the red scarf on WOOHYUK, but he couldn't get it right. As a result, it was like a baby's bib. In short, he encouraged each other to spend that tense moment while joking. It's beautiful to watch:)

(3)

This is what a friend of mine heard. She is a FAN of WOOHYUK and a supporter of TONHYUK.

She has a friend who is a college student, and what she said is that the four series of activities started not long ago.

that day, she was eating in a barbecue shop with her friends and seniors, and suddenly there was a noise at the door. I don't know who pushed the door and came in. When they looked back, it turned out to be TONY and HEEJUN, and their agent. (# table asked me that shrimp can tie sauce for three times)

Her friend immediately hid. Because it is FAN who has been chasing his brothers, I am afraid of being recognized.

They ordered three barbecues first, and then began to play. TONY and HEEJUN are playing tricks on each other.

Soon JAEWON and his agent came. LAEWON saw them and said to HEEJUN, "How can you bully Brother TONY like this ..." (# Yuanyuan is great! ! Justice! ! ! But HEEJUN said, "Isn't this interesting?" Keep playing tricks on TONY.

But HEEJUN, who was having a good time, accidentally knocked over the cup and the water poured on TONY's pants.

Just then, WOOHYUK and KANGTA pushed the door and came in. Seeing this, WOOHYUK immediately rushed forward, took out a handkerchief and helped TONY wipe the water stains on his pants, saying, "How did this happen?" Then he sighed and said, "You can't do it without me ..."

(4)

This puppy is not the one at the monkey birthday party, but this one is super cute and really nice. Wearing a pink dress. The first is Youyou lying in bed. Then the dog went to bed, walked over to You, and lay down, just crawling under You's shoulder. Show a little face, so cute. Then make a big turn. Hugged the dog. Touch. Then the dog ran to the other end of the bed. Guess what it was doing. It peed on such a white bed. This * * * * * * * then Youyou woke up and looked at him. Yo-yo's expression is really fierce. Yo-yo picks up the dog and slaps its ass on the dog's head and says, Look what you've done. In this case, the dog crawls there honestly and looks at Yo-yo with small eyes. Then you brush your dog's teeth. Wash your face. Yo-yo puts something on his fingers, sends it to the dog's mouth and brushes his teeth. When washing the dog's face, I cann't believe it's still drinking there I really can't stand it. (pay attention. There is a picture hanging in Youyou's home. Haha, it's a big personal painting by Youyou. It's Youyou in the child. The style is cool) and then when playing for the dog. The doorbell rings in this era. (I thought it was a monkey _ it turned out to be Yuan) Yuan was carrying a lot of things. Then you and Yuan eat together. At this time, the dog came over and wanted to eat. But Yuan didn't give it food, and Youyou just wanted to give it. Yuan won't let me. I'm talking about eating ice cream. At this time, Yuan walked away. Haha, you saw Yuan go away, so he gave his own to the dog. Then Yuan came back and began to say you. How did you feed him that stuff? Ha. Then the doorbell rang again. (You don't have to guess.) Go and open the door. Youyou asked who it was. The monkey said it was me. Yo-yo said with a smile inside the door, Who are you? The monkey said it was me. In fact, at this time, the screen already showed the appearance of a monkey, but Yo-yo kept asking and joking. The monkey smiled at the door and said, I'm tony. You just opened the door (You really left me speechless). Just as the monkey walked in, the dog ran to his side to have fun. Rocking around. (It can be seen that the monkey monkey and Youyou * * * * * * * *) Then three people and the dog began to play some games. Finally, three people played with the dog for a long time and returned home. Then Youyou began to eat noodles. Wow, what a big bite. At this time, the monkey is holding the dog to give him a bath. But the monkey actually washed his feet in it. At this time, Yuan shouted at Youyou who was eating outside. Look what tony is doing. Yo-yo came over. He didn't say anything (he wouldn't say monkey), and then the monkey washed the dog with this water. Then there is tooth washing. Take that thing to wash. So skilled. This dog feels like a monkey and a blessed child.

(5)

Say yes first, because it's reprinting someone else's translation, so you have the right not to believe it! ! ! On November 27th or 28th, 1998, some FANS of ours were squatting in front of JUN's house. < P > We planned to wait all night.

About dawn, we saw JUN's car coming,

but he didn't mean to stop and drove away again.

So in order to stop JUN's car, we want to push a car.

When JUN's car comes back, we haven't pushed it yet.

So JUN jumped out of the car and helped us push the cart (JUN is so nice, he must think that those fans' cars are broken and need help. )

JUN shouted into his car:

"Hey, come down and help, too."

So we saw TONY who just woke up get off the bus.

We are really lucky, but TONY is also lazy:)

JUN started to push the cart alone, but no one could push it.

So TONY said to JUN, who was pushing the cart hard, "Well, let's push it together."

(I don't understand here, isn't JUN's car broken down, too)

JUN is a little embarrassed that TONY asked us to help him push the cart because he is pushing it with us.

So JUN said, "I'm pushing, too. You didn't see it."

we heard that and ran to TONY's to help him push the cart.

We heard TONY grumble: "HYUKIE always listens to me …"

It's really cute, TONY OPPA.

after pushing the car, TONY signed it for us.

We asked TONY OPPA, "Did OPPA rest at JUN's house today?"

TONY: "No, in that case, WOOHYUK will be worried ..."

We: "Are you going back to the dormitory now?"

TONY: "Well, I'm going to sleep where WOOHYUK sleeps."

We: "Oh, I'm really looking forward to it ..."

Tony: "Yes ..."

(Monkey, the mud is so thick ~ ~ ~ ~ ~)

After signing their names, they went back to JUN's home.

after about 2 hours, TONY came out.

and I've been complaining about something.

We thought that TONY didn't have a car, and JUN should have sent him,

but TONY only came out alone.

So we thought he might walk back to the dormitory, so we followed him.

At that time, although TONY was wearing a suit, he still looked very cold.

we asked him, "OPPA, aren't you cold?"

TONY: "Well, it doesn't matter."

But we saw that his lips were shaking, which was really pitiful ...

(Jun, a muddy guy, my monkey)

Halfway through, TONY suddenly called.

"It's me, it's freezing ..."

Because it's a phone call, we don't know who the other party is, and TONY looks a little dull.

TONY: "I don't know, sleep by myself and let me go home alone ..."

It's so cute. We think we're talking to Jun.

the tone is really cold ...................................................................................................................................................................... Walking towards the dormitory.

at this moment, it was almost dawn, and suddenly a man with a strong physique came running from the front.

We are all scared. Why should we get close to us ...

We were right. The man ran in TONY's direction.

We were all frightened. At this moment, TONY cried, "Huh?"

with that, he ran to the man.

we shouted, "OPPA, be careful ..."

followed.

When we got closer, we saw the man's face clearly and almost fainted.

It was WOOHYUK! !

It's WOOHYUK talking to TONY, TONY's cold tone ............

Woohyuk has NY's coat and cotton under his arm.