Collect a lot of funny conversations and jokes.

The woman's reaction after the skirt was lifted Japanese woman (bowing): "Sorry, the skirt is too short, so much trouble!" " "French woman (shoulder to shoulder):" Send me flowers and say sorry, and have a drink! ""China woman (raising her hand and slapping her face): "Rogue!" Korean woman (a flying leg): "Don't know my Taekwondo II?" Thai woman (hands folded, jiaosheng said): "Never mind, I used to be a man!" " "

A friend of mine plays a lot of CS on weekdays. One night, his mother came into his room, turned on the light, and suddenly heard: "Ah! Somebody throw a flash bomb! ! ! "

A: I think my parents have a unique imagination. B: Why? A: I asked how I got it, and he said I picked it up. What's so strange about this? Many parents say so. A: They said they learned it when they were fighting monsters. ...