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What funny jokes have you been hit by?
At that time, telephones were still a rarity in the countryside. When we installed telephones in rural villages, the whole village was more excited than during the Spring Festival. The telephone is installed in the brigade headquarters, guarded by people during the day and on duty at night. Call anyone on the megaphone, but don't answer the phone often, because there is a phone in your village, no phone in other villages, and no phone in relatives' homes.
If it is a phone call between boys or girls of the same age, it is inevitable to make a joke and tease each other. Is it rare?
One day at noon, the horn rang: Zhang Lianyun went to the brigade to answer the phone, Zhang Lianyun went to the brigade, and there was a call for you.
Zhang Lianyun is a breeder in the village, who is responsible for feeding the cows, horses and donkeys of the health production team. He is thin and dry, with small eyes, no meat on his cheeks and freckles on his face. Although Li Anyun is small and thin, he has a big temper. If something goes wrong, he will jump up and shout. Everyone in the village teased him that he was a wife.
Li Anyun ran to the brigade headquarters, thinking about who would call himself. After thinking about several possibilities, I was denied by myself.
When I arrived at the brigade headquarters, I saw the telephone receiver next to the telephone. Uncle Bao, who is on the phone, said to answer it quickly. I'm in a hurry. Li Anyun learned that the man in the movie picked up the microphone, aimed it at his left ear and fed it twice. The person on the other end of the phone asked, "Are you Zhang Lianyun?" Your father is talking to you.
When Li Anyun heard that his father was over 70 years old that year, he was shocked. His brain was sometimes clear and sometimes chaotic. This is now Alzheimer's disease. He has never left the village for more than two years. Someone on the other end of the phone was in a daze: it was Li Anyun.
Zhang Lian Cloud asked loudly: Who are you?
I'm your father.
Even the cloud never dreamed that it was really his father, thinking that it was an acquaintance joking with himself, and his anger came up:
I'm your father.
Li Anyun, I am really your father.
I'm really your father.
After that, he threw the microphone on the table and ran home to eat half of his corn.
After dinner, everyone gathered at the entrance of the village and worked in the fields. When they saw a jeep with a green canvas shed driving into the village, the commune secretary Yang helped his father get off.
It turned out that Li Anyun's father got up early today and was in a good mood, so he strolled to the town more than seven miles away from the village. When he was confused, he couldn't find his home and sat on the ground crying. When Yang saw him and helped him to the commune office, he finally found out the names of the people and people in that village. Said he would ask Ang Lee to transport his father back to the village, but Li Anyun choked and had to personally send the old man back to the village.
Everyone praised Yang as a good man and wanted to be his father because of his indiscriminate jokes.
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In our office, we are still working, about 3 pm. We ordered take-out with afternoon tea, chicken legs, coke, popcorn, dessert and milk tea, and bought a lot of about 200 yuan.
There are five people in our office and five foreman in the workshop, so there are about ten people.
Who knows that the boss just came to inspect that day, because
Because the door of our office is a glass door, we can also see the inside from the outside.
The boss saw us eating in it, and so did we. There is nowhere to run in our office, so the people in the workshop can only run back to the workshop under the boss's nose.
When a department foreman wants to leave, he may be too nervous. There are steps in front of the office, and no one is there. We fell right in front of the boss and died laughing. The boss didn't expect this. He couldn't help laughing, said nothing, smiled and shook his head and left, regardless of us, hehe.
In other words, I didn't buy a ticket to go home this Spring Festival, and then I used my quick wits to report a tour group home.
I feel so witty after reading it!
Oh, God, I can't. Laughing makes me have hemorrhoids! Later, I was moved by the "nice" singing of my dormitory buddies.
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