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1. Chinese class, teacher: Xiao Ming, please do a sentence imitation exercise of "If every drop of water can represent a blessing, I will send you an ocean"! Xiaoming: If each flower represents a blessing, I will send you a wreath! In an instant, the whole class is sensational! ! ! Teacher: Go, go, go now! ! !

The teacher calls Xiaoming outside the classroom. Teacher: "Your homework is getting worse and worse. What's wrong? " Xiao Ming: "Teacher, when I find out the reason, can I tell you this afternoon?" Teacher: "All right!" In the afternoon, the teacher called Xiao Ming outside the classroom again. Teacher: "Did you find the reason?" Xiao Ming: "Yes, my grandfather said that homework is getting harder and harder, and he can't help it." Teacher: "Get out!"

3. After the exam, the teacher lectured: "Students, how come some of them did well in the exam and some did poorly." Xiao Ming: "It's because the invigilator is different." Teacher: "Get out!"

4. The political teacher spent a whole class talking about the relationship between money and life, and assigned homework before class, thinking, "If you have money, what can you change?" Xiaoming snorted in the corner: "If I had money, I wouldn't have to listen to your nonsense here." Teacher: "Get out!"

5. Teacher: "When you can't find anyone, please prove your anger in one sentence." Xiao Ming: "Bastard, where the hell are you?" Teacher: "Pay attention to quality." Xiaoming: "Tortoise, where are you?" Teacher: "Get out ..."

6. Teacher: "Please explain the environmental factors and genetic factors!" Xiao Ming: "Being like a father is a genetic factor, and being like a neighbor is an environmental factor!" " Teacher: "As usual …" Xiaoming stood up silently …

7. The teacher asked Xiaoming, Shuang Shuang and Li Hua who were standing outside the classroom, "What are you three doing in class? Tell me honestly. " Xiao Ming: "Pointing at the mountains and inspiring words, manure is in Wan Huhou." Teacher: "Speak human words." Xiao Ming: "Fight the landlord." Teacher: "Stand outside for a day."

8. Xiaoming: "Teacher, I like you." Teacher: "I don't like children." Xiao Ming: "I don't like children either. We can not have children. " Teacher: "Get out! Get out! "

9. In math class, the teacher asked a question: "There are eleven students in our class. Now the teacher has brought ten apples. How can we distribute it evenly to students? " Xiaohong: "Xiao Ming, get out!" " "

10. Teacher: "Hello, classmates!" Student: "Happy Teacher's Day, teacher! "Teacher:" Thank you, students. Where is Xiao Ming? " Xiao Qiang: "Xiao Ming said that if you have a holiday today, he won't be angry with you. He will go out first. Teacher: "Xiaoming is actually a sensible child. Go and invite him in. Xiao Qiang: "I guess he has arrived home." "