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Reasons for being late for class
A ridiculous reason for being late for class.
1
Because just saved the world (in the game)
? What a coincidence, so did I last night.
2
Bump into someone at the corner.
Really, I met love at the corner. ...
three
I was late because I was looking for the door of truth.
? Did you find it?
four
Finally? Finally back to 20 15! 」
Hehe, time travel drama? No matter how good it is, no one will be fooled!
five
...
Teacher: "Why are you late? 」
Me: "That, because? . 」
Friend: "teacher, if you want to hit me, just hit me!" " ! 」
It's so (hao) affectionate (ji) affectionate (you) (a), but first you have to collude with gay friends, and actually only one more person is beaten, which is really not cost-effective, hehe.
six
Because? The wind seems to be crying?
Following the trend is also related to "Because the wind resistance is not calculated well?" ",where on earth did you come to class?
seven
This clock is two months fast. I thought it was summer vacation.
Tell me, how can I get two months faster?
eight
The spiritual force in the body seems to have awakened and went to Egypt.
You came back so quickly. Do you have a blue fat man, too?
nine
Not that I came too late, but that school was too early!
Is it true that the head has not been kicked by a donkey?
10
Wet dream's trace was like a staff, so I tried to play it.
Hmm? Always feel that you lose by spitting? But I really want to know what it is used for.
Being late for class is embarrassing, but it's better than being late for work. At least being late for class won't deduct your salary and make you a student. These reasons seem to exist in high school. A: Really? )
The solution to being late
1.
Put yourself in? The victim? How do you feel when you are forced to wait? Maybe you will understand the importance of respecting others.
2. Psychological adjustment
Everything goes with the flow: the house seems untidy, so let it be messy; My hair is a little dirty, so bear with it. In the long run, if you overcome your anxiety, you will be less late.
schedule
Make a strict timetable, post it everywhere, clearly mark the work schedule or friends' appointment, and leave enough time for preparation.
Overcome inertia
Many times being late is caused by laziness. Learn to overcome your laziness and make yourself more responsible!
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