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Let’s talk realistically when you’re in a bad mood; the world is big and people’s hearts are complicated, how can you not meet villains?

1. Don’t listen to other people’s lies. Every step of your life must be completed by your own ability. I have no information in my stomach, no skills in my hands, and it is useless no matter how many people I know.

2. When I give you a candy, you are very happy. When you see me giving two candy to others, you will have an opinion about me. But you don’t know that he also gave me two candies, and you gave me nothing. ——To those who take it for granted

4. If he likes you, no matter how big your temper is, it will be called personality. If he doesn’t like you, even if you are as docile as a cat, he will think you are shedding.

5. When you are hungry, some people will give you half of the steamed buns. This is friendship. Some people will let you eat the steamed buns first. This is love. Some people will give you half of the steamed buns. Giving you all the steamed buns is family affection. Some people will hide the steamed buns and tell you that they are hungry too. This is society.

6. The world is big and people’s hearts are very mixed. How can we not meet villains? The mortal world is deep and the world is so flashy, how can we not have troubles? When you are alive, you should be content with whatever comes your way.

7. It is true that only a small number of people care about whether you are tired from flying. In fact, most people are not interested in caring about whether you fly high or not. They are more concerned about whether you fall miserably or not. , and then pretend to care and give a like.

8. If you owe someone, there will be another person to take back. What someone owes you, someone else will pay you back. Whatever you do to someone, whether it's hurt or sacrifice, will always be repaid or retaliated by another person! At different time points, the ruthlessness and sentimentality of life; ruthlessness and sentimentality, generally speaking, are conserved.

9. If you feed a dog for three days, it will remember you for three years. If you treat people well for three years, it will forget you in three days. In many cases, people are not as good as dogs.

10. Girl, when you enter society, it’s time to curb your temper. Don't tell others everything. What you say is from your heart, and what they hear is a joke. A must-have copywriting statement about a person who is in a bad mood after being angered by a minor person

A must-have copywriting statement about a person who is in a bad mood after being angered by a minor person (Part 1)

1. Why can’t I give people As for the comfortable feeling, what I say and do makes people angry.

2. People who can make me angry, you will never know how many times I have tolerated you.

3. Why haven’t you contacted me yet? I don’t want to like others.

4. Most of the reasons why we are unhappy are because we unconsciously let others control our moods. Maybe it's just a small thing, a word makes me very angry. A person who truly understands happiness will not punish themselves for other people's mistakes. They will take happiness into their own hands. Life is not easy anymore. Let go of your attachments, avoid troublesome things as much as possible, and embrace happiness when it comes. May you be happy!

5. According to reliable information, the criminal "Cold Dew" has penetrated into our country from Siberia today. Wherever this guy goes, the cold wind howls and the yellow leaves fall. I would like to remind you to add more clothes to prevent being attacked by him. Wish you peace and good luck!

6. The most luxurious person in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you. Time flies by like a fleeting moment. Giving time to you is equivalent to giving you your own world.

7. The story written on paper always has an ending, but the story written in the heart has an ending that no one knows.

8. You have the ability to make me cry, but you are not qualified to make me heartache.

9. Loneliness is because of your departure.

10. How long will you like me? Will you stay with me for a long time or leave when you have enough?

11. The words hidden deep in my heart are not meant to be hidden, but not all pain can be shouted out.

12. Flowers bloom and fall. It turns out that everything has to say goodbye one day.

13. When there are girls around you. I'll always be angry. will be lost. I guess you'll never know.

14. Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, open love is a style, and not being in love is a taste.

15. The love of princes and princesses is not realistic enough, and the love of money and fame will not last long. Only the love deep in the heart is the love of ordinary people - a look, a smile, a kiss.

16. We always agree to the wrong person at the right time, but reject the right person at the wrong time.

17. If you want to have no hope for someone, the best way is to be completely disappointed. Well, I admit that I am speechless! The answer has actually been there for a long time, but today we have to confirm it with facts!

18. You can chat with me and then disappear. Anyway, I am used to it. After all, this is not the first time you have done this.

19. Until one day, when you start to be stingy in the face of love, will you miss the original passion?

20. I love you as firmly as you don’t love me. A copywriter’s story about being in a bad mood due to being angered by a villain (Part 2)

21. Just rest assured that I won’t be obsessed with you, won’t be obsessed with you, won’t be hysterical, and won’t be depressed. , from now on, you are you and I am me.

22. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be accepted.

23. At sunset, I look at you. You carry the sadness of running water.

24. Every time you get angry, you delete me without saying anything, but then you make up with me. This is very tiring. ?

25. You can’t get along with yourself, and you are angry with yourself. ?

26. Your eyes are raining for him, but your heart is holding an umbrella for him. This is love.

27. After waiting for more than four hours, you still didn’t show up. I was stupid, so you can get out.

28. I said I don’t want to be angry, I don’t want to hit you, I feel very tired, I don’t want to think about anything, please don’t mess with me, okay.

29. Even if I am angry, I still can’t help but care about you. This is the person who truly loves you!

30. Later I found out that you only came to me to make her jealous and angry.

31. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. When I see you, I feel more confused than visiting a grave.

32. Being amused when you are angry is a perfect thing

33. Love at the age of seventeen is just an out-of-reach word that causes pain in vain.

34. Love is like class, there will always be a moment when get out of class is over.

35. Whoever has a panoramic view of the beauty of the other person, who can feel the sadness of the other person at this time.

36. When you are happy, you listen to music. When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

37. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. If you say you are not angry, you are lying!

38. The stars in the sky shed tears, the roses on the ground wither, the cold wind blows, the cold wind blows, as long as you are with me.

39. When you are really angry, you don’t cry or make trouble, but you stay alone and don’t speak.

40. I think that as long as I smile every day, I can't see the troubles; I think that as long as I close my eyes, I can't see the whole world; I think that as long as I cover my ears, I can't hear the troubles ; However, I forgot, those are just thoughts after all. A very realistic talk about being in a bad mood

1. Some people and some things will never come back after they are lost. If you want to blame them, blame yourself for not cherishing them in the first place.

2. Sometimes we are unhappy because we care too much about other people’s feelings. A word of criticism or a trivial matter will always bother us in our hearts, allowing the outside world to control our mood. Most of the time, what others said or did may have been forgotten long ago, but we are still tormenting ourselves. Life is not easy, and it has been a bumpy journey, so there is no need to repeatedly jump into traps set by others unintentionally. Live a little longer and show yourself, many people and things have nothing to do with you.

3. Love is so simple, you have me and I have you. I wanted to give up everything, but found it was harder than anything else.

4. Either give me love, give me money, or get out of here

5. Those who used to say they would never be separated are already scattered at the end of the world.

6. Love is so complicated, and hurt is also a kind of happiness. You will understand it after more experience.

7. The old wounds are not gone, but new pains are added. The sound of silk and bamboo is in my ears. I think of that time, deep in the water alley, in the awning boat, and the mottled stone streets had your deep imprint.

8. Your smile may be the beginning of a butterfly effect

9. The best way to occupy other people’s memories is: live better! As long as something comes out of your mouth, stop taking a chance that it might not reach the other ear.

10. Some things are false and we cannot see them. Some things are real and we can't get them.

11. Don’t think of yourself as too great. You must know that in other people’s world, no matter how well you do, you are just a supporting role.

12. In the most ordinary life, humility and hard work. One day, you will stand in the brightest place and live the way you once desired.

13. The first rule of delaying aging and growing youthful is to avoid all emotional disturbances. ---Lin Yutang's "The Biography of Su Dongpo"

14. Year after year, one day after another, one autumn after another, one generation urges another, one gathers and one parting, one is happy and one is sad. , lying on the same couch, looking for a group of acquaintances in dreams all my life, they will get to know each other, play and sing.

15. Not everyone is willing to bear your negative energy, and not everyone is willing to listen to your anxiety. Only those who truly love you will empathize with your situation. Most people just treat your pain as a joke. What we encounter most is harm, rather than being willing to help you bear the harm. So feel sorry for the person who is willing to listen to your nagging. The greatest love is willing to endure you.

16. Sometimes we are unhappy because we care too much about other people’s feelings. A word of criticism or a trivial matter is all brooding in our hearts, allowing the outside world to control our mood. Most of the time, what others said or did may have been forgotten long ago, but we are still tormenting ourselves. Life is not easy, and it has been a bumpy journey, so there is no need to repeatedly jump into traps set by others unintentionally. Live a little longer and show yourself, many people and things have nothing to do with you.

17. A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer people to blame, and everyone has his or her own difficulties.

18. Loneliness is a noun with no clear answer, it is the incarnation of many emotions, and it is many things that a person must face. The loneliness we are experiencing is called confusion. The loneliness we go through is what we call growth. ---Liu Tong's "Your Loneliness, Even in Defeat, Still Glory"

19. Every memory has a password. As long as the combination of time, place, and characters is correct, no matter how long it has been dusty, that person or scene will be picked up again in forgetfulness.

20. We smile and say that the place where we are staying in time has actually been swept away silently by the torrent.

21. Not everyone is willing to bear your negative energy, and not everyone is willing to listen to your anxiety. Only those who truly love you will empathize with your situation. Most people just treat your pain as a joke. What we encounter most is harm, rather than being willing to help you bear the harm. So feel sorry for the person who is willing to listen to your nagging. The greatest love is willing to endure you.

22. Waiting...may not be easy; hurting...is easy.

23. It’s time to grow up, it’s time to try to mature, and give up some things that you once thought you couldn’t separate. Even if this process is long and difficult, just turn off the light before going to bed. When you wake up tomorrow morning, the sun is still there.

24. Not every effort will be rewarded, but efforts must be made for every harvest. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition. Funny Quotes from Jianghu - How can a person wander around in Jianghu without carrying a knife?

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I have traveled south, crossed north, drank water behind the toilet, run over my legs on the train track, and kissed a fool Pass the mouth.

I have climbed mountains and fought tigers~ I have practiced martial arts in the Shaolin Temple, with a blue dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right. I often used Clinton as a 250, and even fed Sakyamuni to the tiger! Danced on the pyramids, and played a drum on Jesus' head

I am not a casual person! But when I am casual, I am not a human being

Taking a bath is a blessing for the butt, but a hardship for the head; watching a movie is a blessing for the head, but a hardship for the buttocks, and listening to you talks is a hardship for both the head and the butt.

The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on the roommate: make him hold a telephone pole covered with advertisements for old Chinese medicine practitioners, and shout with tears and affection: My disease is finally cured

How can a person wander around the rivers and lakes without carrying a knife

I want to fall in love early, but it is too late

If God wants to destroy people, he must first make them crazy; When people are crazy, they must first buy a house.

I have eight honors on the left and eight shame on my right. Three representatives are on my waist, and a ball of harmony is on my chest. People who stand in the way kill people, and Buddhas who stand in the way kill Buddha

Hold the hand of the child and drag it. Go feed the dog

I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me that way

Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money

The person burning incense may not necessarily be a monk, but it may also be a panda

When I am drunk, I will not accept anyone, so I will hold on to the wall

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with no future There is a bright future, but I can’t find a way out

Whoever said I was fair, thin, and beautiful~ I will be good friends with him

About thongs: In the past, I took off my underwear to look at my butt. ;Now, pull up your butt and look at your underwear...

"What does it mean to be an optimist?" "This... is like a teapot, his butt is burning red, and he is still in the mood to whistle! ”

The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become an adult

Water is cut off during the day, power is cut off at night, wages cannot be paid, noodles cannot be bought, open Deng Xuan to find the answer, it turns out that society The primary stage of socialism. Turn to the end. Damn it, it won’t change for a hundred years.

A friend of mine was an intern at China Unicom. One day, an old man came up to me and said, "Can you apply for a mobile card for me?" Then my friend said without even raising his head. ﹕"Master, someone is here to cause trouble