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Humorous sentences in the hotel
2, get drunk again; When you stand on your legs, it doesn't count-move your ass (legs) to show respect.
3, wine and meat, friends pay attention! Brother, you drink this wine first, and I'll clean it up.
4. Show your skills in times of crisis and drink to your brothers.
5. A big river has wide waves. I'll make this cup first. Have a drink before pouring the wine. )
6. Pour wine into white bottles and cups. Don't push the wine until you reach it. The wine tastes bad, and it's a pleasure to have friends from afar.
7. Excited heart and trembling hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't drink me ugly. (The lady toasts the leader)
8. Go out and explain to your wife, drink less, eat more vegetables, and stand up if you can't reach it. If we lose, we won't drink. If we win, we cheat. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.
9. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.
10, when will you drink it again when it reaches the East China Sea? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.
1 1, with deep feelings and shallow feelings. (Toast a friend)
12, the foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Could it have frosted? Hold up a cup and have a drink. (drinking with friends across the street)
13, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, how about a drink less?
14, don't say anything, the closest thing is big brother. (drinking with the old man)
15, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.
16, the market economy is not easy, drink a glass of wine quickly; Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. Please buy a drink for those who do business in the sea. )
17, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.
18, Bai Di's words in the cloud, half a catty. Good drinker. Have a drink.
19, there is no cloud in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.
20, drink a catty and a bucket, and then be promoted to vice president! If you can drink a bucket and a can, the winery director will let you go!
2 1, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, I won't go even if I walk half a catty. Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.
22. The road is rough. Who will drink if you don't drink? Let's drink to those who fight alcohol lawsuits. )
23, the east wind blows, the drums thunder, who is afraid of drinking today!
24, one, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still calling.
25, emotional iron is not iron? Iron! Then you are not afraid to drink blood! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!
26. Give a helping hand when in danger. When the time comes, my brother will give her a drink. (To the hero who saved the beautiful woman)
27. You are the leader, I am a soldier, you are a hammer, I am a nail, and my excited heart is shaking. I brought a glass of wine to the leader.
28, people have three blessings, official luck, fortune, peach blossom fortune, and this glass of wine represents three blessings, buddy, you drink or not!
29. Women are beautiful and talented, one cup after another, together. (drinking with the lady)
30, the last glass of wine! Dude, we can't leave the glass empty.
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