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What do you think of jokes between boys?

When I was in my senior year of high school, I went home during the end-of-month vacation and told my mother that I had been out of shape studying recently and that I was particularly prone to falling asleep in class. My mother thought that my senior year of high school was stressful and stressful, and that my body might be weak. So under my strong objection, my mother bought me a box of supplements, 60 oral liquids, which cost a lot of money, and asked me to take them back to school. .

After returning to school, I placed the oral liquid in the desk hall. One day in physical education class, I returned to class sweating profusely after playing basketball. I sat in my seat and drank water, and found that the table had been turned over. At this time, several boys in the same class came over. One of them held a bottle of my oral liquid in his hand and asked me: Oh, can't you tell? You are young and your health is not good. Hey. Take a look, this oral liquid has indications written on it: kidney deficiency! Hahahaha...

I walked over directly, grabbed my oral liquid, inserted a straw and started drinking. There were many girls in the class at that time. Although I felt a little embarrassed, I didn't Whatever I said, the joking between classmates passed away. Unexpectedly, this classmate took it one step further, walked to the edge of my seat, and continued to ask me: Are you really suffering from kidney deficiency? Does drinking this stuff work? He can't do it at such a young age...

This time I didn't tolerate him at all: If I can't do it, how did you get out?

After he reacted, he cursed at me: Who the hell are you talking about?

I stood up from my seat: Come on, let’s challenge each other to see who can’t do it?

I run, exercise and play basketball every day. I am really not afraid of fighting. The classmate suddenly changed his tone and said, "You are the kind of person who can't even make a joke. You are so damn boring."

I responded directly: If you use the word "fuck" when you talk to me again, I'll beat you until your mother doesn't even recognize you. If you don't believe me, try it!

At this time, several other classmates who were planning to come over to taunt me stopped talking, and everyone dispersed.

It’s okay to joke, but please don’t forget the several elements of joking: proportion, time, and occasion.

The most important thing is to be self-aware: don’t think that everyone in the world is your father, and no one will pamper you like your father does! !