Funny little jokes about drivers

Funny jokes about drivers

Car jokes, a daily fun!

1. It was a foggy day. Cars were walking closely together on this invisible street. Suddenly, the car in front braked, and the car behind hit the car in front. The driver angrily yelled at the driver in front. "You are blind, how can you brake in such a heavy fog?" The driver in front said to the man; "Let me ask you first why you drove into my garage?

2. Traffic JC saw a driver struggling to push a car on the street, so he walked over and asked: "Sir, is there something wrong or is there no gasoline?"

"Oh, no. This is just because I just discovered that I forgot to bring my driver's license. "

3. Drivers in Xi'an, Beijing, and Shanghai have different reactions after being caught by JC for violating regulations: Drivers in Xi'an generally have to reason. Strive hard, fight till your face turns red. The Shanghai driver considered himself unlucky. Beijing drivers usually beg for mercy: "Uncle JC, aunt, aunt, you just treated me like a fart.

4. In Rio de Janeiro, a foreign tourist sitting in a taxi asked the driver: " I heard that the drivers here drive at amazing speeds, but they rarely get into accidents. What's the reason? "It's very simple." The driver said, "Our unskilled driver has already died in the car accident."

5. There was a driver who drove through an intersection. A JC came over and said: "Sir, congratulations, you are the first person who passed this intersection without violating traffic rules. For this, I decided to award you a hundred yuan." After hearing this, the driver happily said: "Too Okay, I can use this money to get a driver's license." JC said, "What? You don't have a driver's license?" The driver's wife quickly said, "Don't listen to his nonsense. He drank too much." JC said, "What? You." Are you still drinking?" The driver's mother said again: "I want you to be careful when driving the stolen car. "

6. A stutterer looked at his friend reversing: "Back up, back up, here. . . ?

Peng banged against the fire hydrant. My friend was very angry and said: "How did you direct it?"

Stuttering: "Fall, fall, fall." . . Overturned!?

7. A drunkard got on the double-decker bus. As soon as he got on the bus, he sat next to the driver and chattered non-stop. The driver thought the drunkard talked too much, so he asked him to find a seat on the upper deck and sit down. . But after a while the drunk man came down again. The driver asked him why, and the drunk man explained: "There is no driver driving up there, so it's not safe." ?

8. One day a drunk man stood on the street and shouted, wanting to take a taxi home. At this time, a 110 patrol car happened to come, so JC took him to the car. The drunkard got in the car and shouted: "I know it's ten yuan per kilometer, why do you have to write it in such a big word?"

"Thank you!" The driver muttered, "There are still more in front of the alley in front of the house." 5 telephone poles?

9. Behind a bus full of passengers, a short man was running desperately, but the car was still moving at high speed on the downhill road. ?Stop it. ?A passenger stuck his head out of the window and shouted to the little man: ?You can't catch it!? No, I have to catch up. ?The little man was panting, ?I am the driver!?;