What are the jokes in Tianjin dialect?

Brother, have you eaten?

Answer: You can't even eat in hot weather. If you don't eat, you will panic. Can't you borrow four to die?

Do you resist (love) me?

Woman: Really? Who can stand you?

Man: After all this trouble, you still can't stand me? Jess, Si Er, you're Soso.

Woman: silly, I'm kidding, but I'm not funny anymore.

Man: If you can't stand me, I will play for the rest of my life.

Woman: Nonsense, aren't you a lover?

Man: Ah, my lover is also married.

"Eldest brother, why are you going?"

I went to Nansi (City) to find Laosi. Buy a pair of shoes in size 44 (10), and the size 44 (try) fits the foot, not the size 44 (try).

Joke "bang" and "bang".

I like to play funny jokes in Tianjin dialect on the Internet. Perhaps, the nature of "Kuang" in Tianjin dialect has aroused the humor enthusiasm of the public.

The instrument temporarily sells steam books. An old man from the countryside pays two thousand yuan to Xiao Jie, who sells books. Xiao Jie asks him:

"Are you tired?"

"Gump? Bury the steam book. "

"Bury the steam book?"

"Make an introduction and make a line."

"Is there enough money? Tired? "

"Give it."

Are you tired of asking for more money?

"Du Zhi, Santana is cool." (Santana 2000)

"Then don't buy offline. Recommendation books are too expensive. Have you seen the internal reference? This book is very cheap, so I am tired of buying one. "

"How much is it?"

"Mercedes-Benz 600." (Mercedes-Benz 600)

Tianjin humor

When eating crispy rice in the food street, a big brother asked the waiter, "How much is a bowl of old tofu?"

Attendant: "One piece".

Big Brother: "A dollar a bowl?"

Attendant: "Yes".

Big Brother: "Then how did you just give me a dollar to fill half a bowl?" ? I thought your old tofu had gone up in price! "

The waiter didn't speak, I was laughing. I really admire this big brother. I ate all the old tofu, but I don't think I gave much. I don't want to say anything about it.

Tianjin people will have fun by themselves, and they will also find fault, saying that they will fight and passers-by will meet.

"See?"

"If you say so, just watch."

"Why?"

"Do what you say!"

You are talking about the comic dialogue "On Poker", Guo Rongqi and Ma Zhicun.

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