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Six-minute situational dialogue between four people in Grade Two English, with humor.

Customer: Be careful, your thumb is in my soup.

Attendant: Don't worry, sir, it's not very hot!

Diner: Look out! Your thumb is in my stomach!

Attendant: Don't worry, sir, it's not that hot.

The waiter served the steak to the customer with his thumb on the beef. "Are you crazy?" The customer shouted, "Your hand is on my steak!" " "What?" The waiter said, "Do you want it to fall to the ground again?"

A waiter brought the steak he ordered to the customer with his thumb on the meat. Are you out of your mind? yelled customerwithsyourhandonmysteak? whatsanswerthewaitryouanttofallontfloor again?

Attendant: Tea or coffee? Silas

First customer: I want to drink tea.

Second customer: I'm tea, too-the cup should be clean!

Attendant: Two cups of tea, which one is clean?

Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen?

I want tea.

2 nd customer:Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!

Attendant: Two cups of tea. Who asked about the glass cup?

Customer: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup? It looks like backstroke,

Attendant: What's this? Umlookstometobebackstrokesir ...

Customer: There is a fly in the soup!

Attendant: Don't worry, sir. The spider in the bread will kill it.

Wait, I'm safe!

Don't worry, I'll catch them.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! No, sir, that's a cockroach. The fly is in your steak.

Wait, I'm safe! Nobody knows what you're talking about.

Waiter, there is a fly in the soup! Don't let anyone see it, sir, or others will want it.

Wait, I'm safe! Keep quiet, or they will want one.

Waiter, there is a fly in the soup! I know, sir. We don't charge extra.

Wait, I'm safe! No problem, sir, no extra charge!

Waiter, there is a fly in the soup! Sorry, sir, I forgot this when I took those three.

Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup! Sorry, maybe I removed all the other three.

Waiter, there is a dead fly in the soup!

Yes, sir, it was boiling water that killed them.

Wait and see!

Yes, sir, hot water killed them.

If that man asks me to type more letters, I'll scream. He has given me 10 pounds today, and there will be more when I come back from coffee. I'll stay here until midnight.

B: Calm down, Franny. He can't keep you after five o'clock.

C: Certainly, francs. Finish what you can, and leave the rest for tomorrow.

But they are important letters, Joe. They should go out tonight.

C: That's not what you have to worry about. If it was so urgent, he should have given it to you earlier.

Joe is right, Fran. You won't find him in the office after five o'clock on Friday. He has more important things to do. The note screams (doing something).

Calm down and take it easy.

Let you stay. I hope you stay.

You can't catch him-he'll never catch him. A: If that man gives me some more letters to type, I'll shout loudly. He gave me ten letters today. There will be more letters when I come back from coffee. I will stay here until midnight.

B: Relax, Franny. He won't let you stay after five o'clock.

C: Yes, Francis, do your best and leave the rest for Monday.

But these are important letters, Joe. They should be released tonight.

C: Don't worry. If these letters were so urgent, he should have given them to you earlier.

Joe is right, Fran. He never stays in the office after five o'clock every Friday. He has interesting things to do.