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The joke of the European Cup

Britain is a country where gentlemen come forth in large numbers. Look at their Prince William. His manners are really great, but who would have thought that these English gentlemen would become football hooligans as soon as they arrived at the stadium? Once upon a time, English football hooligans became synonymous with British fans, and all football players shook their heads when talking about the cancer on this football field. These hooligans are unscrupulous and rampant, which makes people feel very annoying. However, when these football hooligans, who were regarded as scourges by others, met the Russian fighting nation, they also met the nemesis and were beaten by the Russians with no direction to kick. This incident finally shocked Russian President Vladimir Putin, who couldn't figure out why the British, who obviously had ten times the numerical advantage, were so weak.

That happened in the 20 16 European Cup final in France. When the England national team and the Russian national team met in the narrow group stage, the fans of the two countries joined hands to dedicate a football match. More exciting multiplayer PK, the warring sides are 2000 British fans, on the other hand, 200 Russian strong men. Before the real PK, almost everyone would not value Russians. After all, their number is only110 of the British. So what? Under the disadvantage of 1 right 10, it is difficult for the fighting nation to reverse the disadvantage.

The fuse of the whole incident was that British fans took the initiative to provoke Russian fans. With their own numbers, they even burned the Russian flag, which immediately aroused the blood of Russian fans. So, a big war began. Faced with the disadvantage of numbers, these Russian fans are fearless. Under such circumstances, they took the initiative to hold a group, actively adopted tactics, twisted into a rope, and rushed to the British fans together, forming a situation in which more people played less, which made those British fans dizzy. In fact, many British fans don't want to fight, just want to be Smith, there are many people, so as to tease Russian fans and watch Russian jokes. I didn't know that Russians were an incompatible personality. Faced with the unity of the Russians, the scattered and lack of command of the British fans suffered, and they were beaten by the Russians for a while and defeated one by one. 2000 British rabble were beaten to the ground by 200 Russians. It is said that there are also good journalists who ask Russian President Vladimir Putin questions about this issue, and Putin is also puzzled. Why didn't the British fight?

Finally, I have to say that fighting is wrong. We in China have an old saying that winning in ICU means reminding everyone that fighting is not good. The provocative behavior of English football hooligans is really unbearable. They are insulting a world power. No wonder why a small number of Russian fans took the initiative to fight?

Finally, I hope that the world will be peaceful and there will be no more wars and struggles.