What conversations have you heard in your life that make people laugh?

While sitting and resting in the museum, a little girl who was bleeding suddenly rushed over and hugged the leg of the handsome guy next to her. The handsome boy paused and asked the little girl with a smile, "Hello, what can I do for you?" The little girl looked at him with big black eyes and said nothing. A lady came over, picked up the little girl and said with a smile, "this is not dad." Your father is not so handsome. " This handsome boy has a smile on his face.

After the bus stopped at a service area of Zhengzhou-Shanghai Expressway, all the people on the bus came down for dinner and rest. I walked slowly to the bathroom with a cigarette in my mouth. A buddy ran after me, untied his belt while running, and then rushed into the toilet. After a while, there was a loud groan. People have three kinds of emergencies, burping, farting and diarrhea. I see. At that time, there were eight compartments on both sides of the bathroom, but only three adjacent compartments were empty. My friend lives in the first compartment. I want to choose the last car so that I can keep a safe distance from that buddy. After all, distance produces beauty. Who knows, before I opened the door, another man rushed behind me with pants and shouted, help, brother! Rushing into the carriage is a scratching, accompanied by a decadent male voice, saving one's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. If I don't go in the middle, whoever goes in the middle. I opened the middle door with great compassion and just squatted down. The buddy in front of me farted a long time. My brother said, I'm sorry, I ate something bad. As soon as the voice fell, a loud fart came from behind, as if the unyielding soul of food was shouting. The deep voice of the buddy behind me sounded: ... I was silent, and all the words lost their meaning. At this time, I don't know each other yet. At this time, two strangers, the brothers in front, admired each other, farted in order to show sympathy, and then let go of one without showing weakness. This is the best toilet experience in my life. I squatted in front of them and fired a shot. Behind the cannon roar, squat down to listen, this is a cry, a roar, a voice from the depths of the soul, this is a fart symphony! I can't remember how many farts they gave each other, whether it was ten or twenty. I'm going crazy anyway. I coughed on purpose and the air was full of embarrassment. Many people often say that there is always a quiet and peaceful evening before a storm. Unfortunately, I didn't understand this at that time. People also say that you can never wake a person who pretends to sleep. Similarly, when you have diarrhea, you can't hold back your fart, just like a flood burst its banks. Everything was so unprepared, almost at the same time, there was the sound of hell, soft rain and wild thunder. The brother in front finally couldn't stand it and shouted, "Brother, you came to fart with me." The whole toilet burst into laughter, and my experience was the best in the middle. I laugh too much, and life is full of surprises, because I laugh too much. ...

A young couple is waiting for the elevator on the ground floor of the building. A sprightly little boy came from a distance on a broken tricycle, followed by his mother. The little boy saw someone at the door of the elevator didn't have time to brake, and the tricycle gently hit the girl in front. Mom took two steps and gently touched the back of the boy's head: What did you say when you hit your sister? Little boy: Sorry! The girl looked at the little boy and giggled. The boy gently touched the back of the girl's head: others say sorry to you, what do you want to say? Girl: Never mind! This world is really good.

After graduation, I went to work in a testing unit. Once, my colleagues and I did a test under an overpass. They stood on scaffolding several meters high with strain gauges attached to them. A mother and son walked by, and the mother said to the children, "You should study hard, or you will be like those two uncles." We two graduate students ... studied hard and came here.

I can't help but want to write one that may laugh all my life: when I was a freshman, the boss of the dormitory was a simple rural girl. Every time I am helped or feel that others are doing better than myself, I will sincerely praise her. Once, I helped my boss make a key pendant. He was very happy and even praised "Little Sister, what a clever hand you have". There is a clever girl in the dormitory. She disdainfully said, "Boss, do you know that you are always boasting, especially hypocritical?" The scene was embarrassing ... The boss blushed and blurted out, "What do you mean, I always praise people? When did you say I praised you! " I still remember the smart girl's beaten face.

One day, I walked behind a mother and son and heard the conversation between the child and his mother. The child is about five or six years old.

Child: "Mom, I've been very upset recently." Mom: "Why are you still upset?" Child: "I found that there is a child in our class who is much smarter than me. I can't compete with him." Mom: "You are already very smart, it doesn't matter." Child: "but I want to be so smart!" " "Mom:" Then ask others how they became so smart. "Child:" Mom, I asked. He recently bought a new educational toy, so he is getting smarter and smarter. "Mom:" I knew it wasn't as simple as I thought. "Then his mother took him to the mall. . . I am in the back, and I deeply feel that the current children's routines are really not generally deep!