The shortest joke in history

I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

Second, gold always shines, mirrors always reflect light, and scum had better die.

3. You can find a good job by investing in your resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

4. When you comfort others, you just want to find a rope when you comfort yourself.

Everyone must understand a truth: falling in love does not delay learning, but unrequited love.

You changed my religion. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really met a ghost

7. The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently because I was so cute.

8. Meditation every day, sweets make me get acne, supper makes me fat, cold drinks make me precocious, and staying up late makes me lose my life.

9. For acquaintances: Don't call me if WeChat can solve something; For unfamiliar people: don't add WeChat to things that can be solved by phone.

10. Accept that it is no longer a broken jar, but a broken jar.

1 1. The boat of friendship turns over when it is said. The ship of love sinks as soon as it is said, and the flame of family goes out as soon as it is said. Only canoes in single dog can stand!

Yesterday, a couple asked me how to get to the Express Hotel. I gave directions to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they would find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge and do good deeds every day.

Thirteen. I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you, and I told myself that I couldn't get it.

14. You can't laugh at your cell phone at school. The teacher will think that you are in love outside. You can't laugh at your cell phone at home. At school, your parents will think you are in love.

15. Want to be good friends with girls? It's very simple. As long as you tell her, you will soon hear her say "Let's be good friends".

Sixteen years old. A man's self-confidence is three points of his own illusion and seven points of being cheated by a woman.

17. The meaning of learning scum: dressing beautifully, eating well, and answering papers for nothing are the bottom of learning hegemony.

18. Women have the pain of their fathers when they are young, the pain of their husbands when they grow up, and the pain of their sons when they are old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.

19. Don't retouch the picture endlessly. We all know that you are ugly in reality. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can sleep as long as they want. You lie in bed because you have no money. What a good meal you can save! 2 1. I wonder how many people like famous cars, watches and brand-name clothes. Even if others show off their wealth in front of me, I won't feel it. As long as you see the letters on some goods, you feel expensive!

Twenty-two You must eat a little properly to lose weight.

23. Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

24. It's so cold that I can't even show my tattoo. I feel that people don't respect me so much.