What are the sweet bedtime stories? You can tell your girlfriend.

1. On the train, a boy sent Weibo by mobile phone. He wrote in Weibo, "I fell in love with her at first sight on the train. She hates the smell of smoke. I don't know why, she has been looking out of the window ... "

The boy looked at her silently, thinking that she must not know. After a while, someone in Weibo replied to him, "Because the window reflects you." The boy looked up and she was smiling at herself. "What do you like about me, rabbit ash?"

"Bit by bit."

"Damn, how can you learn human rhetoric? I know I have many shortcomings, and you can't like everything. "

"Well, maybe I like your strengths, but I love your weaknesses more."

"What are the advantages of most love?"

"Which one is really hard to say." "Why is it so difficult?"

"Because likes are not distributed in dots."

She likes sports commission, but sports commission is like a good friend to everyone, especially protecting an unwelcome girl. She is jealous and often takes the lead in bullying that girl. That time, she happened to be hit by the Sports Commission, and the Sports Commission frowned: "Is it interesting?"

She smiled: "I do, if you dare, bite me, hehe", but she felt uncomfortable. The sports commission threw her against the wall with a black face, and then bit her ear gently: "Is it interesting to like me without saying anything?"

In her junior year, she liked to sit behind him and listen to lectures. He looked at the blackboard and she looked at him. The handsome bubbling side face made her mouth water. One day in class, she asked her sister next to her: I want to choose a day to confess. What day is good?

Sister replied: I love you on May 20th, 520.

But on the day of 520, she struggled for a day and didn't dare to look for him. /kloc-at the end of 0/2 o'clock, she received a phone call, and the voice of the other party told her that her liver was trembling: "What are you talking about? I've been waiting all day. "

3. "Bunny, what do you like to do best when you are happy?"

"Dancing, of course."

"What about when you are sad?"

"Well ... you can dance, too."

"Why do you have to dance when you are happy and sad?"

"Because whether you are happy or sad is a dance step."

Ever since I met Bunny, every time Fox walks alone, he can't help thinking about Bunny while humming one song after another. He doesn't know where he heard it.

Maybe it's because of rabbits, or maybe it's because of these songs. Fox thinks that every step he takes becomes a dance step.

Little rabbit saw little fox eating carrots sadly. "What's wrong with you today?" Little rabbit feels a little strange. "Don't you hate carrots the most?"

"But you like it," said Fox. "I want to like everything you like."

Little rabbit was slightly stunned, and then couldn't help laughing.

"Do you know what you should like most?" Asked little rabbit.

"What is it?"

"It's yourself."

4. Rabbits know everything: gossip

"Rabbit ash, I like you. What should I do? "

"I like it."

But we have different skin colors, and other rabbits will gossip behind our backs.

"Dear little white, don't care about the gossip behind you. As rabbits, we only need to care about the wolf behind us. "

But rabbit ash, do you think we can find our own happiness?

"Can't find it is late. Like it first. "

"What if I just can't find it?"

"Even if I can't find happiness, I have found you. Rabbit white, for me, you are more important than happiness. "

5. "Grandpa, won't you be overbearing in the future?" The white rabbit looked at the wolf seriously. "Of course, Uncle Wolf keeps his word!" The wolf can't wait to stand at attention and salute. "I promise your beautiful big eyes!"

Promise not to step on your flowers, and promise not to tie a bow on your beautiful ears. Also promised ... "The wolf reluctantly replied," I won't mess up your particularly soft hair. ""The bow can be tied ... "She thought about it and whispered," I can also rub your hair ... "

You fucking let your sister go! Why did you tie Lao Tzu to the rabbit's ear? "The butterfly is flustered." Don't move, don't move. "The wolf tried to persuade him gently and put the butterfly on the rabbit's ear." Uncle, is there any misunderstanding between us? "

The little white rabbit sat blankly. "This is your surprise?" "I know how happy you are inside, so don't hide it!" The wolf looks very proud. "Sure enough, my mother was right. A good-looking girl can just act! "