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A complete dictionary of funny words in the year of the ox.

1.2008 mixed with sadness and joy. The ice and snow are melting. I regret Wenchuan. I also have a home. Looking forward to the wonderful Olympic God VII, China's world is full of praise. The lucky cow is coming to Weaver Girl. I wish you all great success in the Year of the Ox.

2. A set of firecrackers has been refined for four seasons, a jiaozi meal has been wrapped for twelve months, and a bottle of fine wine has been hidden for twelve years. The cowbell has rung at zero: Come on! Tomorrow! Let's drink to love, affection and friendship!

3. A train car, a plane trip; The boat is full and the car is busy day and night; China's Spring Festival travel rush craze is unparalleled; Why do you want to go home? My hometown has parents. Every new year, family ties are on the road. Tell the truth by SMS!

4. Red couplets, red window grilles and red lanterns are hung in every household, and fireworks are flashing in the red sky. The red Year of the Ox is Greater China, fire is passion, fire is life, fire is a blessing to every household, fire is MMS wins the rainbow, and fire is China New Year.

5. Don't think about being strong in the face of disasters, praise your strength when you experience the Olympics, miss your parents when you go home for the New Year, and tell you what I want: good brothers, we will continue to struggle after kowtowing to our parents!

6. Be enthusiastic about patriotism, sincerely love your family, concentrate on your work, study hard, pursue perseverance, be not mean to people, be careful with your life, have a sincere heart-to-heart, and wish you happiness in the Year of the Ox.

7. Clouds bring rain, Toshoda. The Year of the Ox comes from the tail of a mouse. Love gives birth to bright eyes and generosity gives birth to a smile. People are more than things, life is more than money, and text messages are more than cups. Come to Hongsheng and go to Yan, the Ming Dynasty is better than today. God knows very well that you are healthy, rich and safe!

When Taurus came to your house, his cheeks were rosy, and he was happy to celebrate the New Year. It was sunny and snowy, and the neighbors smiled harmoniously. The farmer's grain is abundant, and the six-string pipa plays a happy song. Seven-character poems are sent with fragrance, and eight happy visits wish well-being.

9. No matter how far the ideal is, it is good to act; No matter how much wealth there is, it is good to be content; Whether the body is fat or thin, it is good to be healthy; No matter how wide and narrow the mood is, optimism is good; No matter what message it is, just wish them well!

10. "Recalling Jiangnan": The countryside is good, and the local accent is still in the ear. In the early morning, smoke fills the air and fireworks are all over the sky. Can you not go back to your hometown? May the workers of the whole country: take your time and have a happy family!