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The story about pig being lazy.

Tang Priest, the Monkey King, Pig Bajie and Friar Sand went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. One day, it was very hot. They walked tired and thirsty. The Monkey King said, "You have a rest here, and I'll pick some fruit to quench your thirst." Pig Bajie quickly said, "I'll go, I'll go!" " "He thought: If you go to the Monkey King, you can eat fruit earlier and eat more. Pig Bajie followed the Monkey King, walking, walking, walking a lot, and didn't even find a small sour pear. He cried when he was unhappy. " Bajie, what's wrong with you ""I have a stomachache and can't walk. You picked the fruit, don't eat it alone. Knowing that Pig Bajie was lazy, the Monkey King ignored him and went to the South China Sea to pick fruit. Besides, Pig Bajie found a shade and was trying to sleep when he suddenly saw something green at the foot of the mountain. He went over and looked, haha, it turned out to be a big watermelon! He happily took all four watermelons away and said to himself, "The first one is for Master, the second one is for the Monkey King, the third one is for the sand monk, and the fourth one is, um, mine. "He opened his mouth and ate the watermelon in a few bites." One watermelon is not enough. Let me have a slice of the Monkey King. "He ate another piece." Watermelon really quenches thirst. It is not too much to eat another piece. I also eat the sand monk's piece. "He ate another piece, leaving only one piece for Tang Priest. He lifted it up, put it down, put it down, lifted it up again, and finally ate the watermelon. "Eight quit, eight quit! "Hearing this, the pig eight quit to hear the Monkey King calling him. It turned out that when the Monkey King came back from picking peaches, candied dates and pears in the South China Sea, he happened to see Pig Bajie cutting watermelons, and he was secretly watching from the clouds. "Eight quit, eight quit, where are you? "The pig panicked and thought, I found a big watermelon and ate it myself. If the Monkey King knows, tell the master, that's too bad. He quickly picked up four watermelon skins and held them far away, then replied, "I'm here!" " The Monkey King said, "I picked some fruits. Let's go back and eat together. " Pig Pig said, "Good, good." No sooner had Bajie walked a few steps than he fell down and his face was swollen. He looked down and found that he had just stepped on the watermelon skin. The Monkey King said, "Some lazy guy threw watermelon skin around and made Pig fall!" "Hey, it doesn't matter, it doesn't hurt!" Bajie and the Monkey King went forward again, clicked, and Bajie fell down again. The Monkey King said, "Oh, which lazy guy stole watermelon and threw the watermelon skin away." Pig thought, What bad luck! Be careful. No sooner had he thought of this than he slipped again. The Monkey King laughed and said, "Pig! How was your wrestling today? " Bajie's face became redder and redder, and he couldn't say a word. Finally, when he reached the rest place, Bajie thought, I fell three times along the way, which was really miserable. Click, click again, and Bajie fell heavily to the ground and couldn't get up again. The Tang Priest and Friar Sand saw Pig's face was black and blue, swollen by more than half, and even fatter. Asked what happened, Bajie stammered, "I shouldn't have eaten a big watermelon alone, and I fell four times along the way." Everyone laughed at this.