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My deskmate weekly diary

My deskmate weekly diary

Time flies. In an instant, a week passed. What did this week inspire you? You might as well sit down and keep a diary for a week. Let's refer to how the weekly diary is written. The following is my deskmate weekly diary. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like it.

My deskmate Chen Xin, a girl of 1, is very famous in my class. I, wearing a red bar, am also very famous in my class.

In the new semester, the teacher transferred Chen Xin to my side, and I decided to give her a duel to show her what my mother can do. I think I immediately drew a "38th parallel" in the middle of the table, but Chen Xin gave me a white look and said nothing. Once, I was doing my homework, and suddenly an arm stung my homework hand. A "small tail" immediately appeared in my exercise book. I shouted, "Why are you squeezing me?" Chen Xin showed no weakness. "Who told you to cross the dividing line?" When I saw it, there were more than a lot, so I had to be speechless. Since then, I have been very wary of the "38th parallel", and Chen Xin is also fighting for every inch of land. My impression of Chen Xin is getting worse and worse. But one thing changed my view of her.

A Chinese exam, the classroom was very quiet, only the rustle of pencils. Suddenly I made a mistake and wanted to find an eraser. When I saw the pen and ruler lying in the pencil box, there was no eraser. Just when I was in a daze, Chen Xin pushed the rubber over without hesitation and looked at me with sincere eyes. I didn't say anything. I brought it here to erase the wrong question and do it again. When the test paper was handed out, it was bright red "92,5", and I was very grateful at that time. Our relationship is getting better and better. Chen Xin is a first-class cartographer in our class, and she designed almost all the titles of the blackboard newspaper. Once, I saw her spread a piece of paper on the table, dipped her brush in ink, and after a little thinking, she "brushed" a few strokes on the paper. /kloc-within 0/0 minutes, a lifelike horse was born. I said to her, "Great." She just smiled and said, "Take it if you like." I sincerely admire my deskmate.

Chen Xin! I really admire you!

My deskmate Zhou Ji 2 Dong Zhengtao is a male classmate who can make people laugh as well as have a headache. Let's talk about his headache first! In English class, Dong always doesn't listen carefully. I don't care about him when playing there, as long as it doesn't interfere with our class. On one occasion, he played with Guo Zhennan, and Guo Zhennan brushed Dong with a broken pen in lightning speed. Dong's hands are full of ink. But Dong was not angry. Instead, I slowly drew a picture in my hand. Finally, he finished. However, he still didn't make enough noise. Then, he spat on his hand and wiped it with his other hand where there was ink. He did it again and again.

Although Dong is a headache, he is also quite funny. Once, I was sighing because I was worried about not doing well in the exam. At this moment, Dong came over cheekily. He walks in a strange way, with his feet spread apart, his hands hanging on his chest, his face full of sunshine and jumping like a kangaroo. Ah, how innocent he is. I can't help being moved by his sunshine. No matter how badly he did in the exam, his face was still full of smiles. When I am unhappy, he will tell me jokes, which really makes me happy.

But, as I said before, I wanted to help the teacher, so I implemented a plan. I said to Dong, "From now on, I will only remind you three times in each class. If I have to remind you after three times, I will sue the teacher. " Actually, I'm just bluffing. I really won't sue. Perhaps, I have gone too far and even made people feel that I am meddling. Now, Dong is often praised by teachers, but I am not jealous of him at all. Why?

My deskmate Zhou Ji 3 There is a classmate in our class who loves black very much. He always wears a pure black electronic watch, a black and white coat and pure black trousers, and his whole body is almost black.

This boy is my deskmate. His name is Cai Yifan. I was only seven years old when I met him. I was only in the first grade of primary school at that time. Cai Yi, whom I met at the opening ceremony, only vaguely remembers his black clothes. His bright eyes are very sharp, his hair is black and bright, he is tall and thin, he has an oval face, a pointed chin, a high nose, a white face and a bright smile.

Now Cai Yifan is still dressed in black, and her smile has disappeared. What appears in front of us is anxiety-the anxiety of being a team leader.

Once, a classmate in our group didn't finish the homework assigned by the teacher and missed a question. Although he got along well with the group leader, Cai Yifan was really selfless and didn't let him go. Not only let him make up the copy, but also report it to the teacher.

Another time, I forgot to bring my compass, just as the math teacher asked me to draw a circle. He, my team leader Cai Yifan, looked at me with no contempt, but said softly, "Here, you use it first, and I'll use it later."

"No, you can use it first, thank you." I'm embarrassed to say it.

"Really don't use first? You are welcome! " Then he insisted on lending me the compass first. I looked at the compass and said, "You really like black. Not only clothes, pants, shoes and electronic watches are black, but also compasses and pens! " "He didn't answer, with a mysterious and slight smile, he continued to do his math problem.

I am glad that I have a helpful deskmate and a selfless team leader.

My deskmate Zhou Ji 4 My deskmate's name is Yang xx. This article introduces you to the content of my deskmate, which is "wisdom" and "doctor". I think his parents must want him to be a smart doctor when he grows up.

He has short black hair, bright eyes and a restless mouth under his small nose. You can tell at a glance that he is energetic and naughty.

In the past, he was very serious in math class. He raised his hand as soon as the teacher asked questions. When the teacher asked him to answer questions, he could answer them accurately. Now, he doesn't like raising his hand very much, but he is still very serious in class. In every exam, my score is a little higher than mine.

In the past, when he was not at my deskmate, he always said a lot of things before he wanted to find someone to play with. After sitting at my desk, he went to find someone to play with and talked a lot. You see, he is a talkative little boy.

Sometimes, he is very interesting. I remember one time, we sat in our seats and chatted. He made many faces at me. His face became more and more funny and finally made me laugh. Laughing makes my stomach ache.

He likes reading extracurricular books very much. Once, he took advantage of Mr. Ye's absence and went to the book bar to get the book. I returned it after reading it. At the same time, I borrowed a book and went back to my seat to read.

My deskmate Yang xx is naughty and funny. I really can't help him.

My new deskmate is Lu. He is tall and his skin is a little dark.

He has many shortcomings as well as many advantages. At the beginning of school, the beds were so tight that I didn't know anyone inside. When the teacher made the bed, he volunteered to sleep with me.

When I forget to sweep the floor, he is always happy to help me sweep the floor. When I was still in bed after the morning bell rang, he always came to wake me up until he woke me up. Over time, I followed him to get rid of the bad habit of staying in bed in the morning.

Actually, I've known him for a long time. I didn't expect to be in the same class, deskmate. In study, we help each other, and our two courses complement each other.

After school, when I want to read extracurricular books, as long as he has them, he will lend them to me first and then read them himself. He always walks home with me after school every week. We do our homework together and go out to play after finishing our homework. Every day after fruit, he will go out to play for a while, and I will sit in the classroom in a daze. After entering the classroom, he will tell me interesting things that happened to him.

He and I are inseparable friends and competitors in study. I think having him-my deskmate has brought me many good memories.

My deskmate Zhou Ji 6 My deskmate's name is Xia XX. He has black hair, bright eyes and a glib tongue. I admire his Chinese and math, but the only thing that makes me feel inadequate is that I don't feel his love. After something happened, I completely changed my mind about him.

I remember that day after school, I was about to walk out of the classroom, but there were beads of rain as big as beans outside. I was really worried because I didn't bring my umbrella today. At this moment, Xia XX came over and asked me, "Didn't you bring an umbrella? Lend you this umbrella. " He handed me the umbrella. "Thank you!" I said gratefully. After that, I opened my umbrella and disappeared in the wind and rain. The next day, I came to school and saw that Xia XX didn't come, so I put my umbrella on his desk. A day passed, but I still didn't see him, so I had to go to Xia's house with an umbrella.

I gently knocked on the door, * * * mom opened the door, "ah! It is you! Come in, come in. " "Aunt! Why didn't XX come to school today? " "He has a fever today and can't go to school." At this time, I gently walked to Xia's bedside and whispered with my head down, "I'm sorry, I took your umbrella and let you go home in the rain, which made you sick." "Never mind, who told us we were good friends?" Xia smiled and said feebly, I held his hand with tears in my eyes for a long time. From then on, we became best friends.

This is my deskmate, a person who loves to help others and a warm-hearted person.

My deskmate Zhou Ji 7 My deskmate is full of energy and handsome, with short black hair and a pair of glasses on her nose. He looks very knowledgeable.

One day, I was ill and didn't come to school until the end of the first class. The first class is math class, which needs to be marked. I came to school as fast as I could, but I missed it. I came to the classroom and my classmates were laughing at me loudly. I'm a little unhappy. Some students are whispering: "Why is Liu here now? Is she playing games on the road? " I feel even worse. At this moment, my deskmate Xiao Zhang came up to me and said, "Never mind, I'll tell you these questions again." Xiao Zhang pointed to the first big question and told me carefully, "These questions are very simple. Are there any questions that can't be done? " I shook my head and said no until the seventh question, which was an additional question.

Xiao Zhang looked up at me and said, "This question is very difficult. You must listen carefully. " Xiao Zhang outlined the key words of the topic with a pen, then drew a figure on the draft paper and listed the formula. After that, Xiao Zhang asked, "Do you know this question?" "No" "Then I'll tell it again." He told me three times, but I still didn't understand, but he spoke patiently. I finally got it for the fourth time. I finally made up for the missed course.

He is really a sweet deskmate. Now, I often help others.

My deskmate Zhou Ji 8 My deskmate's name is Wei Haoran. He is a chubby boy with personality. He has light eyebrows and a pair of bright small eyes. In his eyes, there is a trace of melancholy and maturity at any time. This may be related to his major.

Wei Haoran was born with a talent for acting. This unique condition made him a little actor. Now he is quite famous! Fu et al. is Wei Haoran's famous work. In the play, he plays Zhou Zaiming, and Wei Haoran portrays the characters vividly. In addition to TV series, Wei Haoran often plays some skits. Those sketches often make us laugh, but more of them are the feelings that are both familiar and unfamiliar.

In life, Wei Haoran is full of personality. No one can tell whether his personality is humorous, mature or his specialty, but he feels different from ordinary people.

Often when we are bored, Wei Haoran can always find ideas to make us laugh. Once, we all sat in the seats of the escrow class as if we had nothing to do, but at this moment, Wei Haoran said to me, do you want to hear a joke? I'm not interested in this at all, but to show my respect for him, I said to him, well, listen to you alone. So he began to dance. As a result, I laughed my head off after listening to his joke. The atmosphere suddenly enlivened. The whole day ended happily.

I really want to be Wei Haoran's deskmate forever and enjoy happiness with him forever!

The six-year life of my deskmate Zhouji 9 Primary School will soon pass, but I can't remember the classmates I sat with in recent years. In a blink of an eye, Zhou Jingyu and I have been deskmates for nearly two years.

I remember when I was in fifth grade, I had to change seats again. I'm very upset and have some expectations. I've been guessing who my deskmate will be. Finally, the teacher separated me from Zhou Jingyu. It's the first time we sit at the same table, so it's inevitable that we will be a little embarrassed. I don't know what to say, but after a long time, we are all used to it. From what he said, I felt that he was a timid boy and never raised his hand to speak, but after class, he became that kind of lively and cheerful boy again. We quarrel occasionally, but over time, we become friends with nothing to say. He also takes care of me and is always the first to share good things with me.

Sometimes when I feel uncomfortable in class, he will help me with my homework first and let me have a good rest on my desk, so I am very grateful to him. In fact, I found that he was not timid, but someone who knew the problem in class and was afraid to raise his hand. He is also very humorous, and sometimes the songs that he accidentally sings from his mouth always make me laugh half to death. I laughed at him, laughed at him. In my eyes, he is a silly boy.

Although the days when we sit together are getting shorter and shorter, I sincerely hope that you can be bold, be active in class, be as happy as other male students, and learn to be independent and strong in the future.

I believe you: Zhou Jingyu! Come on!

My deskmate Zhou Ji 10 My deskmate is a very eccentric person. Say she is stingy, she is not stingy, and say she is generous, which is not entirely true. Character is a little boy's character, but sometimes she will become like a girl, always coquetry and crying. Her name is Wang Zixin.

Wang Zixin is a very diligent girl. She will listen to the teacher carefully in every class, be praised by the teacher in every class, and get a very satisfactory result in every exam. But in some classes, she will be naughty, criticized by the teacher and punished by the teacher. However, if she is punished, she will finish her homework and start writing soon.

One day, as soon as I entered the classroom, I saw my deskmate sitting in his position, looking at the bracelet on his hand. I was curious, so I went up and asked, "What is this bracelet?" He said it was amethyst, but I didn't believe it, so I kept saying it was fake. This can't be true. Don't lie to me. As a result, at some point, Wang Zixin became like a little girl and began to climb onto the table and cry alone. Wang Zixin is too fickle. She became a boy's character when she was good. When she broke down, she immediately became a spoiled and crying girl.

Another time, when we boys were playing outside and having fun, Wang Zixin wanted to play, too. If she didn't play with her, she became a spoiled girl. Later, there was no choice but to let her play with us.

Wang Zixin not only plays with boys, but also often plays games played by boys in computer games. However, she also plays the games that their girls play.

My deskmate is like this. My good temper is not the character of a boy or a girl, but both. However, my deskmate is very kind to me. Although she is sometimes irritable and sometimes gentle, I will definitely help each other with my deskmate and spend a wonderful primary school time together.

My deskmate Zhou Ji 1 1 He is very tall and his skin is very white. He looks gentle, but don't be deceived by his appearance. Actually, he is a lively and sunny boy. He is very popular with teachers and classmates.

In class, his favorite tape never leaves his hand, but he knows everything. After class, they flew to the place where there was chess, and often said, like being a strategist, they should put this horse here! Eyes staring at the two opponents on the board, watching their chess tactics, even to the state of ecstasy, I remember the last time I called him several times, but I didn't see him respond. Only the teacher came in, which might be useful. His grades are very good, and almost no subject fails more than 90 points, only once or twice. He has short black hair, faint eyebrows, neither thick nor thin lips, and a slightly short figure. There is a big feature that I don't understand. No matter how hot it is, his coat won't take off. But he doesn't fight with boys after class. He just watches others play chess or sit on the table and read quietly, or makes his favorite tapes. He is thin, but he is strong. Every time I compete with him, I am defeated by him. Small eyes are always so sharp.

He loves to pinch people, but his heart is not bad. I get along well with my classmates, but sometimes I really can't stand him. He loves to talk, but he can't see it on the surface. He feels very gentle and doesn't talk much. He likes comics and many informative books. The student can't wait to borrow a comic book, because he often teaches others questions that they can't understand, and his interpersonal relationship is good.

Students, do you know who he is? Yes, he is my deskmate Xiao Yang.

My deskmate Zhou Ji 12 My deskmate's name is Lu. He was transferred from another school. He is a joker and a nuisance.

He is half a head taller than me. He always likes to talk in class and get distracted. Every class, a teacher will stare at him at least twice.

Once, on my way back to my dormitory, he suddenly ran behind me and pushed me, almost making me fall. From then on, I was so disgusted with him that I ran away. While reading English upstairs, he suddenly said to me; "Li Zhihao, I'm sorry, I was wrong. Can you forgive me this time? " I thought to myself, since you have apologized to me, I am not a stingy person. "Well, then I will forgive you. If there is a next time, I will never let you go easily. " After listening, he began to read English happily. This is what he hates, but it's good to know how to apologize.

Every time after class, he would tell us jokes and make us almost cry. Only he can make us laugh best.

He is also very helpful. You help me, and I'll help you. In the dormitory, when my clothes can't be hung up or taken, he will help me take them down or hang them up. In class, if he doesn't know the problem, I will help him and analyze it for him. Every time he listens, he will say, "Oh, so that's it."

In this way, we often play together, walk together and chat together.

He is the best classmate I know in class 195.

My deskmate Zhou Ji 13 My deskmate is a girl. She is my best friend.

She has big watery eyes, bangs and long hair. She is very beautiful. She is Han Qin.

That day, I transferred from Caota. Because Han Qin's parents and parents are good friends, we naturally become good friends. I like Han Qin very much and play with her whenever I have time. In this way, she became my deskmate

Once, I ran out of pens and ink, but I didn't have any other pens and ink. I'm as anxious as a cat on hot bricks. I borrowed it from my deskmate, but he didn't. No one around me borrowed it. The ant on a hot pan was about to explode, and suddenly Han Qin brought pen and ink. Isn't this a timely help? This makes me like her more and more.

However, an unexpected thing happened to me. On this day, there are two days before Han Qin's birthday. I'm sure she will invite me. After all, she is the best friend! But one day passed, and the day before her birthday, I bought all the birthday presents. On Friday afternoon, Han Qin came to me and said, "I really don't want two people to go to my birthday." I know in my heart that there will be no me, because I am the best friend. I don't want Jiang Shuni and you. I listened to what I didn't know. I was rejected by a very good friend, and my heart seemed to be stabbed. I thought to myself: if you don't go, don't go! Who wants to go! I want to break up with you!

From then on, I began to hate her. I made up my mind not to get along with her!

My deskmate Zhou Ji 14 This semester, my deskmate is a very interesting boy. He is better than my former deskmate in personality and study, so I decided to introduce him today.

The real him is very interesting. He wants to know how interesting he is. Then please look down.

Reading is quiet and studying at night is noisy, which is the characteristic of our class. Although my deskmate likes talking at ordinary times, there is a sense of when to say and when not to say it. A self-study class, the class is noisy as usual. The class cadres are hard and soft, begging and driving away, but the class just can't calm down. My deskmate is doing homework without saying a word, and it seems that I can't feel the noise in the classroom at all. Suddenly, as if possessed, he pointed to the door and shouted "teacher". Suddenly, the whole class was silent. In desperation, some pretended classmates turned over the book and still didn't know. But the strange thing is that the teacher didn't appear in front of everyone, and then my deskmate spit out two words-didn't come! In this way, students can't blame him, "the teacher didn't come!" " "This is a fact. But strangely, after his noise, the class was obviously quiet, and I had to admire the cleverness of my deskmate.

Generally speaking, my deskmate is a very good boy, and it is not worth writing this article for him.

My deskmate Zhou Ji 15 My deskmate is a very funny person. If you annoy her with trifles, she will fly into a rage. If you mess with her because of something big, she will ignore you.

She dropped my pen as soon as I provoked her. I just left her pencil box there. Then she dropped my book, too, so we had a big fight. So we started a class of cold war.

In the second class, she accidentally touched me. I thought she was in trouble, so I looked at her and said, "Something's wrong."

She said, "Nothing, I just accidentally touched you. I thought you were still angry with me? " I said I was not angry long ago.

One morning before school was over, the teacher announced that he would share a table with others. At this time, I feel particularly sad at my deskmate. After school, my deskmate stopped me and said, "I am very happy at your table." I like to sit at your table. If only the teacher wouldn't adjust it for us. " I smiled at her and said nothing.

I can't sleep in bed at night, thinking, "Actually, my deskmate is very nice, and I like to sit at the same table with her. On Monday, I went to the teacher and gave us a table. "

Looking for a teacher on Monday, the teacher transferred us to another table. We were happy at first. But in the third class, we had another fight.

This is my deskmate. Her character has ups and downs. Even so, I would like to sit at the same table with her, because I am very happy with her. I wonder if she would like to sit at my desk now?

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