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Shen Dacheng is very clever. He has many small ideas on weekdays, but he doesn't hide his words in his stomach. He always likes to broadcast live. For this reason, he played another joke on the bus last week.

At noon that day, Shen Dacheng got on the bus to catch a friend's wedding reception. There are so many passengers on the bus that they are almost jostling with each other. At this time, a female passenger next to her suddenly shouted: "Bao! Bags! My little bag is gone! "

Someone immediately exclaimed: "There are pickpockets in the car, be alert!"

As a result, there was a commotion in the carriage. The conductor quickly comforted everyone: "Don't panic, please be quiet. The front is the police station. We can just drive away, and pickpockets can't escape! "

Shen Dacheng also interjected with grievances and asked the female passenger loudly: "What's valuable in the bag?"

The female passenger responded: "500 yuan has money and a mobile phone."

"mobile phone?" Shen Dacheng reacted very quickly and immediately asked, "What's the mobile phone number?"

The female passenger "×××××××× 16 18" responded.

Shen Dacheng smiled and announced on the spot: "I don't have to go to the police station, I can solve the case on the spot!"

"Solve the case on the spot?" All the passengers in the car looked at Shen Dacheng in surprise.

See Shen Dacheng proudly took out a mobile phone from his chest pocket, "hey hey" laughed, "attention, I'm calling' * * * *1618'. If this phone rings on someone, who is the pickpocket! "

My voice did not fall, but I felt that someone was squeezing around me. Shen Dacheng shouted again: "Don't move, pay attention to suspicious people around!" Say and dare not neglect, immediately press the pager button.

Really smart. Less than half a minute, there was "beep, beep, beep ..." There was a quick chirp around Shen Dacheng. Where passengers began to catch sounds with vigilant eyes.

"Why, this phone is in your pocket?" A bearded passenger shouted at Shen Dacheng's nose on the spot.

Shen Dacheng ate a surprised, yes, there was a rapid phone call in his pocket under his suit. He hurriedly reached out and pulled out a small bag. The female passenger snatched it away and angrily scolded: "Isn't this my bag? You wicked ghost! "

The moustache sneered: "The thief shouted to catch the thief!"

Shen Dacheng was stupefied, as if lost in the wind, and couldn't say a word. Fortunately, after the moustache got off the bus, two passengers made amends for Shen Dacheng, saying that they saw the moustache in Shen Dacheng's speech with their own eyes, and they secretly stuffed the bag into his suit pocket.

There is no doubt that Moustache is a pickpocket, and Shen Dacheng is smarter than him. After the truth came out, everyone looked at Shen Dacheng with sympathy and ridicule, only to see him patting his forehead in frustration: "I'm such an idiot!" " "