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20 manifestations of men's meanness.

First, when chasing a woman, the red envelope given by a man to a woman is 0.0 1 yuan. Second, eating chicken legs at McDonald's, women don't need coupons, and men talk endlessly, feeling sorry. Third, on the first blind date, a man asked a woman to meet him on the roadside, euphemistically calling him a walk, and he didn't want to go to a teahouse. Fourth, wash and dry the used condoms, which means to use them next time! Fifth, when charging the phone bill for the woman you are pursuing, it is not 30,50, 100, but 10! Sixth, I have no money to buy things, but I refuse to swipe my card, because I can't get change after swiping my card (only 100 is left in my card). So I walked three stops to the issuing bank and took 100 yuan. Seventh, the first blind date, watching movies after chatting, men let women buy movie tickets. Women spend money. Eighth, men drive A4, but every time they go out, they always find the roadside to park for free. When I come out, I always say, "Yes, I didn't get a ticket!" " Ninth, on a blind date, the man said, "Let's order fried rice, there is enough weight here." So, they ate a fried rice. Tenth, dating, the man took the woman to the cinema and found that the fare 120 was too expensive. So he said it didn't look good and went back. Eleventh, in order to save water, men go to public toilets every time, whether in winter or summer. Twelfth, after breaking up, the man demanded to return all the money he spent, including the money he invited the woman's parents to dinner. Thirteenth, on Valentine's Day, the man spent a few dollars to buy two pieces of chocolate in bulk to show his love. On Valentine's Day, men give women a packet of crispy noodles and a piece of chocolate. Fourteenth, the woman wants an earphone, which is worth 80 yuan, and the man chooses to break up with her. Fifteenth, blind date, pizza shop, a man and two introducers share a mini pizza, and the introducers pay the bill. Sixteenth, the gifts that men give women are: worthless prizes, shopping or gifts from friends, all of which cost nothing. Seventeenth, a man, a foreign company executive, asked the woman he pursued to climb the mountain, let the woman take a taxi to his house, and then drive together. Eighteenth, blind date, the first time a man invited him to dinner and watch a movie ... 39.9 and 9.9 bought a group, which cost less than 100 yuan. Nineteenth, blind date, restaurant, men take women to the canteen ... twentieth, dating, men ask women to eat in the wrong place, but they don't contact each other on Valentine's Day, and then they come out again. 20 manifestations of men's meanness: 2 1. In the process of pursuing, the amount of red envelopes is very small, such as 0.0 1 yuan, 0.52 yuan, 5.2 yuan and so on. , will not exceed 100 yuan. 2. Go out to eat, because you don't use coupons, and even care about saving a few cents. When we first met, we didn't even buy a glass of water. 4. When shopping together, never take the initiative to buy things for women. 5. After the first meeting, the daily consumption AA system still allows the woman to pay the bill. 6. I saw some women patronizing some high-priced stores and whispered about this store. 7, consumption is relatively stingy, such as two people ordering a meal. 8. I don't want to buy a ticket when I go to the movies, because it's too expensive. 9, when eating, because the food is expensive, it has been compared with other stores. 10, a major festival, never thought of sending flowers and gifts. 1 1. When women ask for something, men always say it's too expensive, so don't spend money indiscriminately. 12, men give women gifts, mostly worthless things, such as some gifts. 13, after the breakup, the man asked to return what he had given before. 14, I dislike that the food outside is too expensive, so I cook it myself at home, and the food cooked at home is not oily. 15, I don't want to go to the cinema to watch movies, but it's the same to watch TV at home. 16, when you buy food, you have to bargain for a few cents of onions. 17, you never buy more gifts than 50 yuan. 18, I saw some activities that I never took part in for money. 19, money is his life, and no one can take away a penny from him. 20. Go out and see activities that are greedy and cheap, and immediately participate. In fact, men will have many performances in life, and they will find out after getting along. 20 manifestations of men's meanness 3 1, stingy men are not willing to spend money for their other half, and money is more important than their wives or girlfriends. 2. When I go out to eat or watch movies with my girlfriend, I always say AA system, and my money with my girlfriend is particularly clear. Most stingy people are selfish. They will regard money as very important, and will unconsciously fall into a selfish situation and do anything for it. I told my girlfriend that I have been saving money all day, and I don't want to spend money for my girlfriend in the future. 5, even if it is an ordinary phone bill, he will be very concerned, unwilling to use it, and will go online everywhere. 6. Never lend money to others, even his relatives or very close people, he will not lend it in an emergency, he will only lend it to others, and he will never lend it to others. 7. Obviously I am not poor, but I like to pretend to be poor and cry in front of others. 8. After breaking up with his girlfriend, he still wants to get back the gift he gave his girlfriend before, or return the money his girlfriend used. 9. I always like to attend various parties, but I never take the initiative to pay the bill. 10, he is good at taking advantage, no matter he knows or doesn't know, as long as he has cheap accounts, he is everywhere. 1 1. When I go out with my girlfriend, I never buy anything for her. Even if she says what she wants, she will refuse. 12. Whenever Valentine's Day or Tanabata, the red envelopes for girlfriends are only a few dollars and a few cents, and they never exceed 10. 13, falling in love with you will never go out for dinner with you, and he will never go to a restaurant. He won't even buy a cup of milk tea. He will choose to cook at home and cook for you at the lowest cost. 14. Even if he goes to a restaurant for dinner, he will pack all the dishes and take them home to cook tomorrow's meal. I don't respect your face 15. The clothes or shoes he wears are very old, but he doesn't want to change or buy them. 16. Even if it is a birthday, I will only buy a cake with a dozen dollars and share it. 17, even if you go out, you always choose to take transportation. Even if he has a car, he never drives out. Because he thinks it consumes too much oil. 18, even if I buy you something, it's all on sale or it's about to expire. 19, he won't buy you flowers on the anniversary. He always says he wants to spend whatever he wants, and flowers can't be eaten as food. 20. When I go out on a date with you, I always use forgetting my wallet as an excuse and then ask you to pay. As we all know, many young couples often go out to eat now, because they can not only eat a lot of different foods, but also be more convenient to some extent, so they don't have to go home to buy food and cook after a busy day. However, for those stingy boys, he will feel that this is a very wasteful behavior. Maybe when you want to go out for dinner with each other, he will always find many excuses to avoid it. When you feel impatient, he will reason with you, tell you that things outside are dirty, and your cooking is cleaner and healthier, and then let you eat at home. I won't give you a gift. Now couples actually have many small festivals before, such as Valentine's Day and their anniversary. At this time, in fact, both boys and girls will give gifts to their other half to express their little thoughts on each other. However, if your boyfriend doesn't take the initiative to give you gifts regardless of your birthday or other festivals, and sometimes he always plays the fool and forgets your birthday or anniversary, then it proves that this boy is a very stingy person, so he will avoid giving you gifts in this way. 3. Cheap boys who don't want to change things actually have an obvious feature, that is, it is very likely that a thing will be used for a long time, and sometimes it may be broken, so they are unwilling to change it. We often change toothbrushes, but stingy boys may find it unnecessary to change them so diligently. If things can be used, we will continue to use them. It is a waste to change them too quickly.