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In a primary school, two students are quarreling. A said, "You ... if you scream again, I can call someone!" " ! 」
B said, "You ... you fight! I don't believe this ... "
Then A really went to make a phone call, and when he came back, he put a cruel sentence: "You will know how to die in 30 minutes! ! ! 」
At this time, B was extremely nervous, but he could do nothing. After 30 minutes, the school broadcast: "A classmate of B, you have a visitor, please go to the Academic Affairs Office. 」
"Wow!" b
Although I'm scared, I think I'm in the academic affairs office and I should be fine.
So he went to the academic affairs office, and a blond boy came forward: "Are you so-and-so?" ? 」
B: "This is ..." ... "Sorry to have kept you waiting. Here is 10 Hawaiian pizza with chicken, 5300 yuan. "
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