Humorous explanation of classical Chinese

1. Humorous stories in classical Chinese

The main expression of the art of people laughing is humor.

The essence of humor is fun, ridiculous and meaningful. Humor is the crystallization of human wisdom, and it is a kind of advanced emotional activity and aesthetic activity. Any dull and mediocre value orientation and stereotyped way of thinking have nothing to do with humor.

in real life, we can often see that the arguments between the two sides are fierce, tense and deadlocked, often because of one or two humorous words from a third party, the two sides in the dispute can laugh, let go of their words and make peace. In a lifeless and monotonous occasion, people also talk and laugh because of someone's humor, which breaks this silence and activates people's tired and numb nerves, thus creating a lively, healthy and interesting atmosphere.

So, in a sense, humor is a mediator to resolve human contradictions, a stimulant to enliven and enrich human life, an elegant spiritual activity and a beautiful behavior. The 68 humorous stories selected here reflect the social life and human feelings in ancient China, especially since the Middle Ages.

These jokes are illusory, real, revealing, criticizing, praising, satirizing, teasing, or explaining, and they are colorful, bringing people into an ancient and realistic fascinating world, thus achieving the greatest spiritual and emotional satisfaction. A man who stole meat went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped to relieve himself in front of a toilet by the road and hung the meat outside.

When a certain B saw this, he quickly stole the meat. Before he could go far, A walked out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen someone take his meat from the toilet.

Afraid that A saw through it, B put the meat in his mouth and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How can you hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If I hold the meat in my mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Wei Han Yuchun's "Laughing Forest" name game Xu Zhicai, the king of Xiyang in the Northern Qi Dynasty, is very eloquent, especially good at word games. When he was not a king, he tried to play with Wang Yuanjing, a senior minister.

Wang Yuanjing laughed at Xu Zhicai's name and said, "Your name is Zhicai. What's the point? In my opinion, it is almost the same to call it' lack of talent'. " When Xu Zhicai heard this, he immediately mocked Wang Yuanjing's surname: "The word' Wang' is added to the left with the words' ㄡ匉匉匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 "

Wang Yuanjing was tongue-tied and embarrassed. On another occasion, Xu Zhicai entertained guests, and Lu Yuanming was also present.

During the dinner, Lu Yuanming teased Xu Zhicai's surname and said, "The word' Xu' means' not entering the people' (the word' not' is added with' Yan' and' entering')." Xu Zhicai immediately mocked Yuan Ming's surname-the word "Lu": "The word" Lu "means" An "printed a male into a" Lu "(Lu)" and matched it with a "horse" into a "donkey" (donkey). "

Lu Yuanming was red-faced and speechless, and the house was full of laughter. -Old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" Bird's Nest and Calf Hou Bai later became officials in the Tang Dynasty, often guessing riddles with people. Hou Baixian made three chapters for everyone: "What you guess must be a visible object; Second, you can't make an empty explanation and confuse everyone; Third, if the explanation is finished, but you can't see this thing, you should be punished. "

Then he came up with a riddle: "The back is as big as the house, the belly is as big as the pillow (the crossbar behind the car), and the mouth is as big as the cup." Everyone guessed for a long time, but no one guessed correctly. They all said, "Where is there an object with a mouth as big as a cup but a back as big as a house?" There is no such thing, you must make a bet with all of us. "

Hou Bai finished gambling with everyone and explained, "This is the swallow's nest." They suddenly laughed.

On another occasion, Hou Bai attended a large banquet. During the dinner, everyone asked him to make a riddle to entertain.

what you guess cannot be strange and difficult to understand, nor can it be abstract and untrue. Hou Bai answered and said, "Something is as big as a dog and looks like an ox.

what is this? " Everyone kept guessing, some said it was a roe deer, others said it was a deer, but they were all denied. Let Hou Bai tell the answer.

Hou Bai laughed and said, "This is a calf." -The old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" He Zhizhang begged for the name of Tang Xuanzong Tianbao. In the early years, He Zhizhang, the secretary supervisor with a famous name, wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown Wuzhong.

Li Longji, Xuanzong, had great respect for him and treated everything differently from others. When He Zhizhang left, he said goodbye to Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and his eyes were filled with tears.

Tang Xuanzong asked him if he had any other requirements. Zhizhang said: "I know that Zhangzhang has a son who has not yet been named. If your majesty gives him a name, it will be an honor for me to return home."

Xuanzong said, "Faith is the core of the Tao. If you are blessed, you will believe. The son of Qing should be named Fu. "

know the chapter, thank you and be ordered. After a long time, I didn't realize it. I thought to myself, "The emperor is making fun of me too much.

I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is followed by the word' claw' with the word' zi'. He named my son' Fu', didn't he call my son's paw? " -Song Gao Yi's "Living in a Group" I don't know what poetry is. Ai Zi likes to write poetry.

One day, Ai Zi swam between Qi and Wei and stayed in a hotel. At night, he heard someone talking in the next room: "A song."

after a while, he said, "It's another song." Ai Zi was puzzling, sleepy and sleepless all night.

lying at dawn, * * * heard the man in the next room say about six or seven times, that is, six or seven songs. Ai Zi thought that the man in the next room must be a poet. He was quietly concentrating on poetry in Yamashita, and he felt respect in his heart. He also loved the man's quick thinking and decided to get to know him.

Early in the morning, Ai Zi got out of bed with clothes on, adjusted her tiara and stood at the door to greet her. Soon, a peddler-like man came out of the next room, thin and ill.

Aizi was disappointed and thought, With this respect, how can he look like a poet? Perhaps, people can't judge by appearances and can't guess blindly. He went up to him and asked, "I heard that Mr. Wang has a lot of poems. Can I have a look at them?"

The man said, "I'm a businessman, and I never know what poetry is." Always refused to take out poems.

Ai Zi stubbornly said, "I heard you say' one song' in the room last night, and then said' one song' later. Isn't that a poem?" Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing: "You misunderstood. Last night, I had a bad stomach. Every time I had diarrhea, I couldn't find toilet paper at night, so I wiped it with my hands.

I had diarrhea all night, and I almost stained my hands six or seven times. The' hand' I said is not the' first' of the poem. "

ai zi listens. 2. The humorous story in classical Chinese

[original]

Those who have a long pole in Lu who enter the city gate will stick to it at the beginning and cannot enter; If you hold it horizontally, you can't enter it. Nothing can be done. My father came to Russia and said, "I am not a saint, but I have seen a lot!" Why not cut in with a saw? " So I cut it off.

Translation:

A man in the state of Lu went to town carrying a thick and long bamboo root. When he arrived at the city gate, he stood up and took it, but it was stuck by the city gate. He took it sideways and was stuck by the walls on both sides. After a long struggle, he was too tired to get into the city. There was an old man watching and laughing beside him: "You are such a big straw bag! There is only one string in my head! At my age, I have crossed more bridges than you have walked. Why don't you ask me? " The seller of bamboo quickly bowed to him: "Please give me more advice!" The old man stroked his white beard and said, "It's simple. You sawed the bamboo into two sections, so you went in. " "If the bamboo is sawn off, it won't work." "That's better than you being stuck outside the city!" The seller of bamboo borrowed a saw, sawed it off and took it into the city.

[Hint]

If the bamboo seller is stupid, then the old man with white beard who likes to show his seniority and teach others is even more stupid. Some "veteran" always like to do things according to old experience and old rules. They are not good at considering extremely simple or even common sense problems flexibly according to actual conditions. As a result, many bad ideas have been put forward. 3. humorous classical Chinese

A new story about the world, Xie Taifu's cold and snowy day, tells the meaning of the paper with his children.

suddenly, it snowed suddenly, and Gong said happily, "What are all the snows like? "Brother Hu Er said:" Sprinkling salt in the air can be simulated. "Brother and daughter said," If catkins are not due to the wind.

"laughter. Compare the catkins in spring to the snow in winter ... If you were a girl, you would have to take a nap today, if you hadn't left me to fuck you, you would have no less than two or three sentences.

angry people, those who take a nap, are not limited to me, so why talk about it? What's more, I haven't lost my mind yet, and I'm wronged. What can you do? If you really have the ability, why are more than half of the students lying on the case? There are six out of ten people who hate you. Are you good? Its number can be seen.

Let bygones be bygones, but today's events are hateful and make me angry. Mother's, sincere, and mother's non-joy.

A man who stole meat went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped at a roadside toilet to relieve himself and hung the meat outside. Seeing this, a second man stole the meat.

Before he could go far, A walked out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen someone take his meat from the toilet. Fearing that A would see through, B put the meat in his mouth early and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How can you hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If I hold the meat in my mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Wei Han Yuchun's "Laughing Forest" name game Xu Zhicai, the king of Xiyang in the Northern Qi Dynasty, is very eloquent, especially good at word games.

before he was crowned king, he tried to play tricks with Wang Yuanjing, a senior minister. Wang Yuanjing laughed at Xu Zhicai's name and said, "Your name is Zhicai. What's the point? In my opinion, it is almost the same to call it' lack of talent'. "

Xu Zhicai was not annoyed or angry when he heard this. He immediately mocked Wang Yuanjing's surname: "The word' Wang' was added to the left with the words' ㄡㄡㄡㄡㄡㄡㄡㄡㄡ𞭑𞭑𞭑𞭑𞭑𞭑ㄡ12 "Wang Yuanjing listened to, tongue-tied, embarrassed.

On another occasion, Xu Zhicai hosted a banquet for guests, and Lu Yuanming was also present. During the dinner, Lu Yuanming teased Xu Zhicai's surname and said, "The word' Xu' means not entering the people (the word' Wei' is added with' Yu' and' Jin')."

Xu Zhicai immediately mocked Yuan Ming's surname-the word "Lu": "The word" Lu "means" An "is a male" Lu "(Lu)", and "Ma" is a "donkey" (donkey). "Speak out Lu Yuanming flushed, speechless, full of people laughing their heads off.

—— The old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" Bird's Nest and the calf Hou Bai later became officials in the Tang Dynasty, and often riddled with people. Hou Bai first made three rules for everyone: "The guessed thing must be a visible object; Second, you can't make an empty explanation and confuse everyone; Third, if the explanation is finished, but you can't see this thing, you should be punished. " Then he made a riddle first: "The back is as big as the house, the belly is as big as the pillow (the crossbar behind the car), and the mouth is as big as the cup."

everyone guessed for a long time, but no one guessed correctly. They all said, "Where in the world is an object with a mouth as big as a cup but a back as big as a house? There is no such thing, you must make a bet with all of us. " Hou Bai finished gambling with everyone and explained, "This is the swallow's nest."

everyone burst into laughter. On another occasion, Hou Bai attended a large banquet.

During the dinner, everyone asked him to make a riddle. What you guess can neither be strange and difficult to know, nor abstract and untrue.

Hou Bai replied, "Something is as big as a dog and looks like an ox. What is this? " Everyone kept guessing, some said it was a roe deer, others said it was a deer, but they were all denied.

Let Hou Bai tell the answer. Hou Bai laughed and said, "This is a calf."

—— The old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" He Zhizhang Begged for the Name of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. In the early years of Tianbao, He Zhizhang, a secretary supervisor with a well-known literary title, wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown of Wuzhong. Li Longji, Xuanzong, respected him very much and treated everything differently from others.

When He Zhizhang left, he said goodbye to Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and he couldn't help crying. Tang Xuanzong asked him if he had any other requirements.

Zhizhang said, "I know Zhangzhang has a son who has not been named yet. If your majesty gives him a name, it will be an honor for me to return home." Xuanzong said: "Faith is the core of the Tao. Those who are blessed have faith.

The son of Qing should be named Fu. " Know the chapter and thank humbly.

after a long time, I didn't realize it, so I thought to myself, "The emperor is making fun of me too much. I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is the word' claw' followed by the word' zi'.

He named my son Fu, didn't he call my son's paw? " -Song Gao Yi's "Living in a Group" I don't know what poetry is. Ai Zi likes to write poetry. One day, Ai Zi swam between Qi and Wei and stayed in a hotel.

at night, he heard someone in the next room say, "A song." After a while, he said, "Another song."

Aiko is puzzling, sleepy and sleepless all night. Lying until dawn, * * * heard the man in the next room say about six or seven times, that is, six or seven songs.

Aizi thought that the man in the next room must be a poet. He was absorbed in poetry in quiet Yamashita, and he felt respect in his heart. He also loved that man's quick thinking, so he decided to get to know him. Early in the morning, Ai Zi put on clothes and got out of bed, adjusted her crown belt and stood at the door to greet her.

in a short time, a peddler-like man came out of the next room, thin and ill-looking. Ai Zi was very disappointed, thinking: With this respect, how can he look like a poet? Perhaps, people can't judge by appearances and can't guess blindly.

He went up to him and asked, "I heard that Mr. Wang has a lot of poems. Can I have a look at them?" The man said, "I am a businessman, and I never know what poetry is."

always refuses to take out a poem. Ai Zi stubbornly said, "I heard you say' one' in the house last night, and then said' one' later. Isn't that a poem?" Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing: "You misunderstood.

I had a bad stomach last night. Every time I had diarrhea, I couldn't find toilet paper at night, so I wiped it with my hands. Diarrhea lasted for one night, and I stained my hands almost six or seven times.

when I say' hand', I don't mean the first poem. " Ai Zi felt ashamed when she heard this.

Su Dongpo, the word game of Song Su Shi's Essays on Ai Zi, heard that Wang Jinggong's Essays on Words had just been finished, and went to Jing Gong's office to congratulate him and joked: "In the masterpiece, it is said that' bamboo' whips' horses' as' Benedict'. But I still have a question: "I don't know what's there to laugh at if I whip the dog with bamboo?" Jing Gong laughed and didn't answer, but asked, "Is there any evidence that the word' dove' is changed from' bird' with' nine'?" Dongpo immediately replied: "The Book of Songs says:' The dead dove is in the mulberry, and her son is seven', plus their parents, it happens to be nine." 4. Humorous and short classical Chinese

boasting about money

The original

When a person gets lost and meets a mute, he doesn't answer the question, but he will only show his money by making money with his hands.