One joke per person, within 100 words (needs to be hilarious for 5 minutes to gain points)

One night in the middle of the night, I was chased by a group of knife-wielding gangsters. They shouted robbery. I ran as fast as I could. They chased me for more than 10 kilometers. I found a graveyard, so I lay down on it and turned around. The gangster said, "Brother, why are you chasing me after I'm home? Why don't you go inside and sit for a while?" Upon hearing this, the gangster threw the knife and ran away. I finally breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly I heard the sound of knocking stones. I turned around and saw an old comrade knocking on a tombstone with a hammer and chisel. I asked, "Uncle, what are you doing here without sleeping at this late hour?" The old comrade said something that scared me to the point of fainting. The old comrade said, "I didn't know that the wicked man etched my name wrongly. I came out and corrected it!"