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Crossword puzzles, homophonic ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets, jokes, the origin of Chinese characters. (a little more)
Tofu with chopped green onion-clear and white
Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)
Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)
Pig Bajie takes photos-asking for embarrassment (see)
Make a summary on your arm-relax (comb) your heart
Father-Lao Su (Su)
Four beams of cotton-can't talk (play)
Military adviser-useless place (Wu)
The 12356-nothing (4)
One two three four five six seven-Wang (forgot) eight
One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)
Amodou pops up two lines-I think (silk) is wrong.
Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)
Plunge into the charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top
Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.
A cotton-padded jacket made of cloth-it's all in it anyway.
One-legged pants-one set (skirt)
A bright lamp-without two hearts (core)
Be a widow for life-an old hand (guardian)
Twenty-five Liang-half crazy (sealed)
2345- lack of clothes (1)
23456789- Lack of clothes and food (1).
Twenty-two cotton and four bows-a detailed talk (drama)
The second girl combs her hair-no need.
Erhuqin-Talk about (playing)
Twelve o'clock accounts for three words-physical deficiency (Shen) and child deficiency (Xu)
Eighteen-year-old Gong E enjoys happiness (thinking of her husband)
Ten pence lost a penny-Long heard (nine pence)
Moonlight on the fifteenth-a lot (bright)
Mulberry leaves in October-Who will pick you?
An 80-year-old woman yawned-the horizon is endless (teeth)
Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)
A string of 800 copper coins-out of tune (hanging)
On the eighth day of September, I asked Chongyang-Soon (9)
Knife cutting Yuanxiao-unwilling (round)
Wear thin clothes for three or nine days in a row-there is a terrible wind.
Thirty Years' Weaver Girl-Old Friend Mouth
Three dollars for a cow's belly-it's noisy (grass)
Three Bodhisattvas-Miao Miao (Temple Temple)
Three-foot ladder-it's hard to say (eaves)
Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs)
Willow in March-exceptionally green (professional)
Born in the middle of the night-killing (Shihai)
Pulling pancakes by cart-more greedy (stall)
Barley fell into chaos without a clue.
Filling holes in the underground palace-not good (repairing temples)
The land Lord sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)
The landlord is in prison-it's tiring (prison)
Earth God washes his face-lose (wet) face.
The land god falls into the well-labor (fishing) can't afford it.
The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine
The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)
Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)
Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)
No umbrella on rainy days-stingy (wet)
Rain and sunshine-fake love (sunny day)
Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.
A jacket two feet wide.
Go to the henhouse and break your head-stupid (running) egg
Rolling Stones on the Mountain-Reality (Stone) and Reality (Stone)
Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide.
Shanxi Walnut-Deception (Full of Kindness)
Valley Drumming-Memories (Rings)
Millennium Temple-Silent (Monk)
Kitchen God in Door God-Words (pictures) have words (pictures)
The janitor eats sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper)
Clap your hands on horseback-too far from the point (hoof)
Bend over and get wet by the heavy rain
Adzuki bean does nothing-it's always stuffy (stewed)
The young monk slapped a fly on his head.
The small stove turned over-bad luck (coal)
The tinker wears glasses-looking for us (wrong)
Little girl combs her hair-do it yourself (edited)
Tofu mixed with onion-one transparent (green) and two white.
Eating in a Small Bowl-Eating by the Sky (Supplement)
Hang the thermos bottle on the plane-high level (bottle)
Blow the horn on the plane-daydreaming (ringing)
Set off firecrackers on the plane-a mountain that wants to gain high freedom.
A sinus figure-no ability
Ah Er blowing sheng-Keep your word.
Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him.
String performance in Arneman Street
Brother eats noodles-scrape
Grandma has a beard-not normal.
Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Not a drop leaks.
Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft and eat hard.
The beaten dog bit a chicken-take it out on others.
Beaten tortoise-shrinking its neck
Ducks are running around with knives.
Apologize for being slapped.-Flattery.
A dog with a stick-depressed.
Ducks scurrying about
Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water
The stabbed ball is flat.
The grass on the frosted dog's tail has faded.
Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)
The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)
The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)
Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)
Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a kind king.
Birthday Shooting-Same tune (gun)
The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)
Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer
Horse racing in the alley-the problem (hoof) is hard to come by
Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)
Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)
Catch bees and eat honey-Tian (sweet) is shameless (stinging)
Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)
Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)
The fly flies into the cow's eyes-tired of looking for it (tears)
Bean dregs stick to the door-not sticky (sticky)
Beans and firewood are on fire-hurry (dustpan)
Dried Tofu cook the meat-How many portions (vegetarian)
Cooking with tofu-no words (salt)
This couple hoes the ground-regardless of (hiring) people.
200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)
Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)
Blow the two speakers into a tune-they want to ring together.
The charm of drought worships witches-damn it
Bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (raw)
Men don't beat their wives-it's a blessing (husband and wife)
A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).
Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)
It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)
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