Humorous sentences of taxi drivers

1. People who drive Fukang look down on those who drive Li Xia. Seeing Li Xia's driver wearing white gloves, the man was unconvinced. "Yo, yo, wow, open a broken Li Xia and wear white socks!"

On one occasion, the tail gas of a car in front of our car was very turbid, and a lot of black smoke was emitted. The driver said, "The car in front burns firewood."

You can't go straight under Xizhimen Bridge in the north-south direction. To the north, you need to go around the bridge twice, or take the Jimen Bridge once, and to the south, you need to detour to the exhibition hall. A master said, "There are two reminders to be hung on this bridge, one is south and the other is north, so that the designer can sit on it all day and watch the cars in line and see what nonsense he has designed himself."

4. From Zizhu Bridge to Xizhimen on Baiyi Road, there is a big semicircle, which is a waste of space. I asked the driver what was the reason for this design. The master said, "This? You don't know, this is waiting to be selected into the Guinness Book of Stupid Things. "

I wrote another thing in the novel, so I'll repeat it here. Once talking about the 2008 Olympic Games, I asked my teacher, have you started learning English now? He was very wronged and sighed "_!" I asked, "How do you study law and take classes?" He said, "Let's buy tapes!" "Then plug in the tape and say," Let me show you. Happy music, I heard: "Do you know this address?" "The master didn't speak, followed by Chinese:" Do you know this address? " The master said, "I don't know! The tape says, "Yes, I know. Yes, I know. " The master said, "Oh! He knows, he knows you ask him! " We laughed. The tape goes on, "Sorry, I don't know. I'm sorry, I don't know. The master was very angry. He said, "Oh! You don't know? ! "Tell us:" Where do you think you can learn this? We're all so old, he's here for a while and he doesn't know for a while! " "

6. One day, when it was windy, my chicken and I took a taxi home. When I passed a crossroads, I saw a noodle door lying in the middle of the road. I guess the speed and wind speed overturned the car. Just as we were driving by, the people inside opened the car door and tried to climb out. The driver in our car said, "All right, open the door. He thought he was driving a tank. "

7. When I was sitting in Tianjin, most drivers liked to scold Tianjin for chaos. A driver told us a joke, but he said it in a very serious tone. "That bin Laden wanted to make trouble in China, but why didn't he act? It is said that he took a look at Shanghai, well, an international metropolis, which is very prosperous. Let me make money and not blow it up! I flew to Beijing to have a look. Wow, there are so many historical sites and cultural relics, and mosques. We should keep them instead of blowing them up. As soon as I moved to Tianjin, the driver said that there were no historical sites and it was not prosperous. Did it blow up? Bin Laden said, "It was bombed. Too shabby. " So he turned and left.