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It will rain heavily after thunder. Socrates' wife is synonymous with a shrew and a bad wife. She is narrow-minded, stubborn and likes it.

A nagging and abusive woman often troubled the famous philosopher Socrates (469 BC-399 BC).

Awkward. Once, Socrates was asked "why do you want to marry such a wife", and he replied: "People who are good at equestrian.

Always pick a fierce horse to ride. If you are used to riding a fierce horse, riding other horses is not a problem. If I can stand such a woman,

I'm afraid there is no more difficult person in the world. "

It is said that Socrates married his wife in order to purify his spirit from her annoying nagging and complaining.

Once, Socrates was discussing academic issues with his students. While arguing with each other, his wife came running angrily.

Come in, after scolding Socrates, he went out to carry a bucket of water and poured it on Socrates.

The students present thought Socrates would reprimand his wife, but Socrates touched his wet clothes.

He said humorously, "I know that after thunder, it will definitely rain heavily."

A young man asked Socrates, "How can I acquire knowledge?"

Socrates took the young people to the seaside, and the sea flooded the young people. He struggled to stick his head out of the water. Scotland

Lati asked, "What is your greatest wish in the water?"

"Air, of course, is to breathe fresh air!"

"yes! Learning must be motivated. "

Three disciples of Socrates, the master of ancient Greek philosophy, once asked their teacher how to find the ideal partner. Socrates

There is no direct answer, but they are allowed to walk on the ridge of the wheat field, only to move forward, and only give them a chance to pick the best and biggest ears of wheat.

The first disciple took a few steps and saw a big and beautiful ear of wheat. He took it off happily. But when he moved on, he found that

Many of them were bigger than the one he chose, so he had to walk the whole journey with regret.

The second disciple learned his lesson, and whenever he wanted to pick it, he always reminded himself that there was something better to come. When he came to the end.

I found out at 8 o'clock that all the opportunities were missed.

The third disciple learned the lesson of the first two disciples. By the third, we were divided into three categories: large, medium and small, and then we left.

One third of the time, the verification was correct, and in the last third, he chose a beautiful ear of wheat belonging to a large category.

Although this is not necessarily the biggest and most beautiful one, he walked the whole journey with satisfaction.

* Psychomidwifery Socrates is used to giving speeches and arguing with others in the busy Athens market. He talks and discusses with others.

When writing questions, they often take different forms.

On this day, Socrates came to the market as usual. He caught a passerby and said, "I'm sorry!"

I have a question that I don't understand. I want to ask you. Everyone says to be a moral person, but what is morality? "

The man replied, "being honest and not deceiving, this is morality."

Socrates pretended not to understand and asked, "But why do our generals always try their best to bully people when they fight against the enemy?"

Deceive the enemy? "

"Deceiving the enemy is moral, and deceiving one's own people is immoral." Socrates retorted: "When our army

When the enemy was surrounded, in order to boost morale, the generals lied to the soldiers that our reinforcements had arrived, and everyone struggled to break through.

Let's go The breakthrough was really successful. Is this cheating immoral? "

The man said, "It was done out of despair in the war. It is immoral to do this in daily life. "

Socrates asked again, "If your son is ill and refuses to take medicine, as a father, you deceive him and say,

This is not medicine, but something delicious. Is this immoral? "

The man has to admit: "This kind of deception is also moral."

Socrates was dissatisfied and asked, "Not cheating is morality, and cheating can also be said to be morality." . That is to say,

Morality cannot be explained by cheating or not. What is the point? Please tell me! "

The man thought for a moment and said, "If you don't know morality, you can't have morality. Only when you know morality can you have morality. "

Socrates smiled with satisfaction, took the man's hand and said, "You are really a great philosopher, you tell me."

My moral knowledge helped me understand a problem that has been bothering me for a long time. Thank you sincerely! "

Socrates called this method of finding problems from debates by constantly asking questions "spiritual midwifery".

Once, a student of the ancient Greek philosopher Gino asked him, "Teacher, your knowledge is many times more than ours. You answered the question.

The question is correct, but why do you always have questions about your answers? "

Jano drew two circles on the table with his hand and said, "The area of the big circle is my knowledge, and the area of the small circle."

It is your knowledge. I have more knowledge than you. But outside these two circles, you and I are ignorant.

The circumference of a big circle is longer than that of a small circle, so I have come into contact with more areas of ignorance than you. That's why I often

The reason for doubting one's knowledge. "

* Lighting a lamp to find someone to ask Diogenes (about 404 BC-323 BC), an ancient Greek cynic, often walked with a lamp on in broad daylight.

Road. Whenever people ask him in surprise, he replies, "I'm looking for someone." It's ironic that there was no one in society at that time.

A virtuous person who really deserves the title of "person"

When Alexander the Great came to Corinth, he visited the philosopher and said to him, "What hope do you have?"

Say, I can meet all your requirements. "Diogenes climbed into the barrel where he lived, basked in the sun and said:

"I just want you to step aside, because you are blocking the sunshine on me."

Anaximenes (588-525 BC), an ancient Greek philosopher who saved his hometown, was born with Alexander during his expedition to Persia.

When he occupied Lepsak, he was anxious to save his hometown from the war.

One day, he visited the king for this purpose. But Alexander knew his purpose long ago. Before he could speak, he said, "I'm sorry."

Swear that I will never agree to your request. "

"Your Majesty, I beg you to order the destruction of Lepsak!" The philosopher answered loudly.

Rip Shaq finally survived because of his wisdom.

* Equal Opportunities Ancient Greece produced many wise men and celebrities, a large part of whom were orators and orators.

Demos I (384-322 BC) was a brilliant star, and another Athenian who matched him was Fauci.

General ang. They are not only equally talented and good at arguing, but also always hold different arguments. Therefore, their experience can always give

People bring the enjoyment of wisdom.

Once, the two men had a heated argument, and Demetrius criticized Foxion and said, "Whenever the Athenians are angry."

It will kill you when it burns. "

But once they calm down, they will never be polite to you again.

* Greater Glory * Diogenes was a famous satirical philosopher in ancient Greece. One day, he came to Plato's house. He never wears shoes.

My feet were dirty. I walked back and forth on Plato's carpet and said, "I am trampling on what Plato is proud of."

Plato said, "That's true, but I got more glory."

* Difference * Someone asked the philosopher Aristotle, "What's the difference between you and a mediocre person?"

"They live to eat, and I eat to live." The philosopher replied.

The ubiquitous Chytra was a famous Greek philosopher.

People asked him, "Where is the truth?"

Chytra said: "Do you have to say this? Truth is everywhere. "