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Know some jokes about ghost stories (jokes, not scary)

1, listening to a ghost story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is thrilling, and the ending is tragic.

That is:

Once upon a time there was a ghost (at the beginning). He fell (halfway) and died (at the finish line).

2. A man killed his girlfriend, but at the same time he was cursed: if he couldn't wash his girlfriend's bloody clothes, he would be dragged away by his girlfriend's ghost. The time limit is twelve o'clock that night. But that night he washed his skirt repeatedly, and he couldn't clean the blood. Twelve o'clock has arrived. The light in the room suddenly went out and the ghost of his girlfriend appeared. She asked faintly, "Do you know why it can't be cleaned?" The man trembled and replied, "No, I don't know."

The female ghost replied, "Because you don't need Diao brand washing powder!" "

A. A woman who just finished her driver's license test suddenly turned off at the crossroads, watching the red light turn green and the green light turn red. It took a long time. The traffic police next to him finally got tired of listening and asked, "What's the matter-don't you have a favorite color?" ?

B. A child in the delivery room smiled after birth. The midwife was very surprised. When she gathered around to observe, she found that the child's fist was clenched. After breaking it, she found that it was an abortion pill. She only heard the child say, damn it! Do you want to kill me? It's not that easy! !

C .. There are two lovers in the park who are very sweet. The girl said coquetry, "Husband, I have a toothache." The boy kissed the girl and said, "Does it still hurt?" The girl said, "It doesn't hurt." Later, the girl said, "My neck hurts." So the boy kissed the girl's neck and said, "Does it still hurt?" The girl said happily, "It doesn't hurt anymore." An old lady saw it and couldn't help saying, "Young man, you are really amazing. Can you cure beriberi?