A joke about the plot of dog blood

The salary is dead. If the salary is worthy of going to work, you have to go to work less.

A stuttering invigilator found a student peeking. He shouted angrily, "You, you, you, you, how dare you cheat? Stand up for me! " Five students stood up.

A couple went to register for marriage. "Have you ever had a premarital examination?" "Yes, his house and car are complete." "I'm going to the hospital." The young woman blushed and whispered, "Yes, it's a boy."

Maintaining life lies in exercise, and creating life also lies in exercise. The difference is-under the bed.

Living alone, people can only waste; Wives and concubines in groups make people know how to be frugal. But now, I am eager to be frugal in waste all day.

You ask me, where is happiness? I tell you, if you stand on tiptoe, you can get closer to happiness. If you close your eyes, you can feel happiness. ...

If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you keep blinking, I will die!