Can you tell jokes?

Classic joke: horror joke One day, I found a new bookstore on the road and went in. When I came in, I found the room was dark and nobody was there. I called my boss, but no one answered, so I turned to the books myself. After a while, I decided to buy a book called Unbelievable and shouted at my boss. At this time, an old man with empty eyes came out from behind the bookstore. I asked how much it was, and he said 35 yuan, with a strange voice. I reached into my pocket and found that there was only 32 yuan, so I said to him, "Sorry, that's all I have." He said, call you 32! But he went on to say (in a low voice), "Don't open the last page when you get home, or you will ..." His laughter was gloomy, and I quickly ran out with my book in my arms. When I got home, I put the book on the desk. I forgot to close the window when I slept at night. The wind blew in from the outside and blew the book to the last page! I suddenly woke up and found that the book had turned to the last page. I was very frightened and closed the book quickly. But I can't sleep because I'm curious. What did you write on the last page? I couldn't help opening the book, but something terrible happened! I read in a book-the original price is 25 yuan. This is not the scariest. The scariest thing is that it says-special offer 10 yuan!