Ask for some interesting riddles, or some funny jokes

My brother's whole hand was swollen by mosquito bites! My uncle was bitten by a tiger bee, and his whole foot has swollen since then! C: My sister was stung by something and her whole stomach swelled up.

I saw you put your hand into the price detector in the supermarket the other day, showing 8 yuan of pig's trotters. You thought there was something wrong with the machine, so you stuck your head in it. I almost died laughing: pig head 18 yuan!

How much love you have, you can start over. Supreme treasure teaches you a trick: take your box of home improvement cookies to the balcony at night, and then shout to the moon: Boruo Bomi!

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, much less. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fell down, I ran up and stepped on my foot!

God said he could grant me a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult. Let's change it. I took out your photo and said I want this person to look good. He pondered: I'd better bring a globe.

In the high school chemistry experiment class, the experiment of replacing silver is being carried out. A classmate shouted, "Teacher! There is really money coming out! " Then he said, "Teacher, why don't you sell money?"

A boy met a girl in the class on the way to take a bath, and thought he should say hello, but there seemed to be nothing to say, so he popped out: Are there many people in the bathhouse?

Xiaoming went to the seaside. When he saw the sea, he couldn't help shouting: The sea! Mom! As soon as his voice fell, a huge wave hit his face. He was furious and scolded: Shit! It's a fucking stepmother!

My brother's whole hand was swollen by mosquito bites! My uncle was bitten by a tiger bee, and his whole foot has swollen since then! C: My sister was stung by something and her whole stomach swelled up.

On the Water-splashing Festival, everyone splashed water on each other to bless them. Suddenly a man swore: Shit, who the fuck threw me away? ! Others advised him: it is a blessing to dump you. The scolder roared: don't do this! What an idiot splashing boiling water! ! !

It's hot and cold, so it's hard to calm down this season. I always miss you in the distance. I am willing to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if it is just a simple action: pull a shit on your head!

In a military performance, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and you stood in the field, dressed in rags, with dark skin and tears in your eyes, saying, is it worth shelling to steal a cabbage?

A gentleman went to eat: Good, I sat next to a suckling pig. As soon as the words were spoken, I found a fat lady next to me glaring at each other and smiled apologetically: I'm sorry, I meant the cooked one.

Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to drive away all the young people with mental retardation who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out and take shelter, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

In other words, Mulan went out with her troops, only to have menstrual cramps and excessive blood loss, and she fainted before going out. When she woke up, the military doctor was there and said to Mulan with a bitter face, "General, your penis is hopeless, but I sewed it up for you."