Short sentences, 100 thousand cold jokes

A collection of short sentences and 100 thousand cold jokes

? It is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish. What does this sentence mean? It's better to be an old driver than to let an old driver take you. ? Jokes are the carrier of humor. A successful joke can be passed down through the ages, and both the listener and the speaker will feel happy, delighted and applaud! Today, let's take a look at the collection of short sentences and100000 cold jokes!

One hundred thousand cold jokes in short sentences (1) 1. You can hit my brother, but I warn you, don't hit me!

You can bully my brother, but I warn you, don't let me see it, otherwise, I will laugh.

2. A modern poem "You are beautiful": You are beautiful/beautiful to the scene of a car accident/beautiful to the terminal stage of cancer/beautiful to the operating table/beautiful to the crematorium/beautiful to you.

Let's take a trip on this spring day. I'll take you, you get the money.

4, want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, burn you when you are unhappy, burn you, burn you! ! !

I have two girlfriends, one is stereoscopic but can't talk. A person can talk, but can't leave the computer.

6. Time flies. The oldest after 00 1 15 years old.

7. My parents reminded me that I picked it up next to the trash can when I was young. Whenever they make me uncomfortable, I will squat down beside the trash can, because it will make me feel at home.

8, a modern poem, "Nightclub" Nightclub/past events,/Dawn is coming/coming.

Don't think too well of me, lest I show you my shortcomings and say that I have changed.

One hundred thousand cold jokes (2) 1. These days, people who can drive are hit, and those who can't drive are hit. . .

2. When I was a child, I wanted to buy something and ask my parents. Now I want to buy something to ask my wife!

You can live well with money, and you can live well without money.

The door is always connected with the road. The door is the end of the road and the starting point of the road. It can stop your steps and let you go to the world.

5. Female ticket? Hello? Parents? Talk? Teacher? Talk? It can instantly remind you of all the bad things you have done in your life.

6. The buns in the school must be spies sent by Shantou, and they are all TM.

7. Watching an episode of Spring Festival Evening can make up for a year's news broadcast.

A Collection of 100,000 Cold Jokes (3) 1. The most expensive car in the world is made by Ma Yun. He is an expensive car, with tears, sweat, hardship, fatigue, grievances and pain. It's called a shopping cart! ! !

2, the weather is not as good as the geographical position, the geographical position is not as good as people and people are not as good as money.

The bathroom is really a magical place. Looking in the mirror can make your face charming, singing can increase surround sound, and you can only think about all kinds of stories instantly when you take a shower. Game clearance is often the moment you sit on the toilet.

4. I wonder why fat people can't lose weight when they walk and carry so much fat every day.

5. Hold your electric kettle and keep boiling water for you to drink, but you only hold the cup in your hand. It can't get through. If it can't get through, you will think there is something wrong with it.

6. The popular scenic spots in China mean that the places have been abandoned.

7、? What's the difference between hehe and hehe? Hehe, others treat you as an SB, hehe, you treat others as an SB. ?

8. Man has a heart of Wei Xiaobao and lives in Zhang Wuji's thoughts. They want to make friends like Ling Huchong, but they always meet people like Yue Buqun. They always fantasize about being a cow like Xiao Feng, but in the end they live in their own world like Mu Rongfu. . .

9. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two outcomes in the end: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

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