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If a boy loves you (translation)

If a boy likes you, he will never call you by your name. He will call you a stupid pig, a fool or 87.

If a boy loves you, he will always call you by your name, or a fool or 87.

If a boy likes you, he will climb the wall for you when you forget your key and cry, and finally he will be punished by the dormitory administrator.

If a boy loves you, he will climb over the wall to find your forgotten key and accept the punishment of the dormitory administrator.

If a boy likes you, he will say that you are not beautiful, but from the day he likes you, he has no interest in seeing other beautiful girls.

If a boy loves you, he will say that you are not beautiful, because from the day he falls in love with you, he is no longer interested in other beautiful girls.

If a boy likes you, he will say you are a pig, because in his heart you are as cute as a stupid pig.

If a boy loves you, he will call you a pig, just as you are cute and simple in his mind.

If a boy likes you, he will always look at the beautiful women around him when he goes shopping with you, and then he will be happy if you call him a pervert.

If a boy loves you, he will fix his eyes on the beautiful girls passing by when you are wandering in the street with him. When you call him a pervert, he will feel very happy.

If a boy likes you, he will accompany you to see a romantic movie he doesn't like, and then let you use his clothes as paper towels.

If a boy loves you, he will accompany you to see a love movie he hates, and then let you use his sleeve as a tissue.

If a boy likes you, he will ask you to watch a horror movie together, and then like you to hide in his arms and scream.

If a boy loves you, he will invite you to a horror movie and wait for you to scream in his arms.

If a boy likes you, he will deliberately borrow a movie disc that he doesn't like to watch, just to have an excuse to see you.

If a boy loves you, he will borrow a disc that he doesn't like and find a chance to meet you again.

If a boy likes you, he will send a message to chat with you on his mobile phone when you are bored. He will say that there is too much information this month and he doesn't want to waste it.

If a boy loves you, he will send you msm when you are bored, and find an excuse to say that he has a lot of balance this month.

If a boy likes you, he will lend it to you when your earphone is broken, and then watch the silent ball game on the computer alone.

If a boy loves you, when your earphone is broken, he will lend it to you and watch a silent game alone.

If a boy likes you, he will take the initiative to help you solve the computer problem, because he just asked others what to do.

If the boss loves you, he will take the initiative to help you repair the broken computer, because he just asks others for help.

If a boy likes you, he will say that he is omnipotent, not arrogant, because he likes you too much.

If a boy loves you, he will boast that he can do anything just because he loves you.

If a boy likes you, he will often practice games he doesn't like until late at night in order to help you get extra points when playing games.

If a boy loves you, in order to give you extra points, he will work hard until midnight on games he doesn't like at all.

If a boy likes you, he will deliberately lose to you when playing games, and then put up with you laughing over and over again that he is a super rookie.

If a boy loves you, he will lose on purpose, and endure you calling him a "green hand" from time to time.

If a boy likes you, he is always the last to hang up or cancel, because he feels at ease.

If a boy loves you, he will be the last person to hang up or cancel.

If a boy likes you, he won't turn off his cell phone when he sleeps. He will be afraid that you will have something late at night but can't find him.

If a boy loves you, he will leave his cell phone on 24 hours and 7 days in case you can't find him in the middle of the night.

If a boy likes you, he will change the habit of not brushing your teeth before going to bed for you.

If a boy loves you, he will change the habit of sleeping without brushing his teeth.

If a boy likes you, he will ask everywhere what medicine is most effective when you have a stomachache.

If a boy loves you, he will ask you what medicine can heal your wounds most effectively.

If a boy likes you, he will despair when you are in danger and be at a loss when you cry.

If a boy loves you, he will be your superhero when you are in danger, and he will be at a loss when you cry.

If a boy likes you, he will say it hurts if you gently hit him, but it doesn't hurt at all if you really hit him hard.

If a boy loves you, he will shout when you pat him gently, and he will say nothing when you hit him.

If a boy likes you, he will be your punching bag when you are angry and the audience of your jokes when you are happy.

If a boy loves you, he will be your punching bag when you are angry and the audience of your jokes when you are happy.

If a boy likes you, he will forget the fact that men and women are equal, and he will accept all your unequal rules.

If a boy likes you, he will forget the facts of feminism and accept all your unequal treaties.

If a boy likes you, he will follow you to like everything you like and hate everything you hate.

If a boy loves you, he will like what you like and hate what you hate.

If a boy likes you, he will associate you with everything beautiful.

If a boy loves you, he will associate everything beautiful with you.