What classic jokes can amuse quiet girls?

I said, brother, let's be quiet. Nowadays, girls are all mutated. This will definitely make her laugh. MM "Are you boys so sexy?" Me: "Girl, let me solve the problem that has been bothering you for so long. This should start from 3.2 billion years ago (pretending to be deep, MM feels very curious). Since the birth of the earth, there has been such a phenomenon in the population that women are always less than men, and men are more than women in human society. From the accepted Darwin's theory of species origin, the simple explanation is (taking gestures as an example, MM absorption). You see, for example, there is a MM just like you, but at the same time there are three men who have to wage a cruel war in order to compete for the right to have children with you (MM laughs and hits me). Only an excellent person like me can beat them and have a baby with you (keep hitting me). In this way, my excellent genes will be passed down through you, and our descendants will become more and more excellent (speechless to me). But why should I fight them for you? (MM opens her eyes wide) That's because the area of male cerebral cortex responsible for courtship is three times that of female, and the effect and area do not increase linearly. That is to say, in short, if I don't care about MM like you, I will ... "(Deliberately hiding something) MM:" So what? " (Can't wait) Me: "I am an idiot! ! ! "(Impulsive exaggerated expression) MM:" Hahahaha ... "(Laughter) Me:" Just give me a baby. As for being so happy? " (Disdainful) MM: "All right, I'll give it to you. Do you want it? " (Blinking big eyes)